Okay so peeps, this is Kyasarin (previously known as Sakura) speaking. You're probably viewing this on zombooty's profile and not mine, but if you're viewing this on mine, you should check out zombooty's other stories if you haven't yet. So I'll be speaking in bold + italics and zombooty will only be in bold. You can view my profile, KyasarinSakuraYuriko.
HI THIS IS ZOMBOOTY THIS IS A COLLAB BETWEEN ME AND MY BUD SAKURA. SHE'S COOL GO CHECK HER OUT.
Obligatory Disclaimer GO!:
Neither me nor Sakura own the characters in this story, they belong to the respectful owners. Well, except the nerd friends. But whatever. And it's Kyasarin, not Sakura.
Oh yeah, apologies in advance because it might be a little choppy. And there might be sudden changes in writing styles.
It was just another ordinary day for Kaito. Well, not so ordinary since Gumi practically crashed through his living room window with a gigantic machine in her arms.
"Kaito! Get down here before my arms fall off!" the green-haired girl shouted.
"Wait, what? Okay?" Kaito shouted back from upstairs as he quickly ran down.
"Where are you anyway?" He asked, looking for his green-haired friend.
"Over here!" He heard a shout to his right, and sure enough, the green 'lady' was there, with a strange looking machine in her arms. He raised an eyebrow.
"What's that?" he asked. A smirk traced Gumi's lips.
"Well, I heard you've been fantasizing about Len lately~" she sang as Kaito's eyes widened.
"Sh-shut up! Not so loud!" he half-hissed. Then logic hit him hard and he adverted his gaze towards the ground.
"But he's not even real anyway…" Kaito murmured, facing the floor. His glum expression didn't seem to deter Gumi in the least, if anything, it made her even more determined to show him whatever the thing did.
"Not to worry! Your old pal Gumi here has a little something that might cheer you up." With that, she shoved the machine into Kaito's unexpecting hands and walked off. But before she completely vanished from his sight, she shouted, "Just follow the instructions on the paper!"
Kaito was baffled; instructions? Paper? After minutes of examining the weird machine that looked liked a projector, he found a slip of paper folded and tucked into a small crack. Well, scratch that. It was a complete manual as to how to operate the weird projector-like thingy and the handwriting proved to be Gumi's. Somehow, I don't know, but somehow.
He flipped through the manual, realising that it was a guide to a 3D projector. Not just any 3D projector though. And actual projector which somehow compresses particles in the air so that you can actually feel the things that were projected.
Well, always count on Gumi and her nerd-ish friends to create the most awesome things in the world.
And of course Gumi included a small note at the bottom of the corner. Kaito squinted at the small handwriting, barely making out a "Have fun with Len~ Not too much fun though~"
His cheeks burned as he knew exactly what Gumi was implying. Or at least that's what it felt like.His cheeks literally felt like they were on fire. Even if he was embarrassed, he was going to try it out.
He set up the projector-thingy in his living room, it making a very loud thump as he put it down, even when he put it down as gently as possible. He pressed the on button and waited for it to start, curious to whether it would actually work. And it did work.
A Len Kagamine appeared right before his eyes. As well as a Rin. And a Miku. But that wasn't the point. Kaito's eyes widened to the size of saucers as he took in every single detail of Len, from his banana-like hair to his half-hidden white shoes.
Well, maybe he was slightly disappointed he wasn't in a punkish outfit, but that wasn't the point either. Kaito quickly rifled through the manual, finding the page he was looking for, he stopped.
"How to set default character… Okay… Touchscreen…" He read aloud. He went up to the machine and quickly set the default character settings. The Rin and Miku disappeared, leaving only the Len. Kaito stared at him for a little longer, before being snapped out of his trance by a sharp voice.
"Good morning, master, or onii-chan, or whatever you want me to call you. I'm Len, but I think you should already know that. What's your name anyway?"
"Kaito Shion," Kaito said. "You can just call me Kaito, no need to be formal or extremely respectful, but I think that you know that already." He paused for a while before continuing.
"So, are you my personal servant now?" Kaito laughed as a ticked-off Len started chasing him around, shouting curses at the taller man on the way. (Well, that escalated quickly.)
"What makes you think I'm your servant? I wouldn't want to do what you want me to… do…" Len screamed and blushed furiously when Kaito raised an eyebrow and smirked.
"That's not what I meant!" He screamed and started hitting the blue man on the chest. With a pillow, obviously. I mean, were you expecting a tsundere, Len, to punch Kaito? Well, maybe you were. But that's not the point.
Whatever, back to the story.
Len, who was red-faced and huffy by now, turned his back to the man. If you listened closely, you could hear him murmuring curses at the bluenet under his breath. He was snapped out of his continuous chant of 'stupid bakaito that's such an idiot…' by the man who was occupying his thoughts, Kaito. More specifically, by the man talking to him.
"So," the blue started off, making Len turn around to face him, "do you wanna sleep in the guest room tonight, or do you want to sleep in mine?"
"I'm taking the guest room," Len replied almost automatically.
"Okay then, if you say so."
~Time Skip I have plaaannsss~
Annnd, 1:30. A certain blonde sighed as he turned and tossed on the mattress in the guest room. A bluenet was occupying his thoughts and he couldn't get… Kaito, was it? Out of his thoughts.
Len gave up on trying to sleep. After laying in bed while staring at the ceiling for what seemed like hours, he truly gave up on sleep.
He gently pushed open the door and tip-toed into the hall, before sneaking into Kaito's room. He carefully got under the covers and snuggled up against Kaito, feeling safe with the presence of another person.
WOO. The first chapter's done. Finally… Ugh. That tooootally wasn't hard at all. (She was being sarcastic.)
Anyways hoped you liked it. It's my first fic that I posted to public and of course it's a collaboration. And this is probably the first decent-sized chapter that zombooty here wrote. Hey! I've written decently long chapters before!
Okay so before we bother you with a… Long… A/N… Baii and 'till the next chapter!ヽ(;▽;)ノ
