Hey everybody. I wanted to do a funny reaction of these characters and I want it to be funny and know where I want to put it. Please excuse me if I mess up because this is my first story that I posted. I got this when I read Vespersong's story about how the people and dragons reacted.
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Hiccup (v.o)
This... is Berk. The best well kept secret this side of, well, anywhere. Granted, it may not look like much, but this wet heap of rock packs more than a few surprises.
Astrid turned to look at Hiccup and said, "Berk packs more than its fair share of surprises and Berk is not a secret to anyone." The other vikings were wondering what this was all about, so they continued to watch.
[On a cluster of sheep, hiding nervously between buildings as shadows of passing dragons race by. The group moves as one, receding into a shadowy alley, pushing one sheep out into the light. It's suddenly snatched and carried into the air.]
Hiccup (v.o)
Life here is amazing, just not for the faint of heart. See, where most folks enjoy hobbies like whittling or needle point, we Berkians prefer a little something that we like to call-
[Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! A wash of vibrant colors blur by. Dragons barrel past at dizzying speed. Their riders swipe, kick, and roll into one another while they weave neck in neck between the houses, docks, and revamped structures of Berk.]
Hiccup (v.o)
DRAGON RACING!
All the teens said, "WE LOVE DRAGON RACING!"
Fishlegs
WHOOOOOOOOO!
[Fishlegs, now 20 and even larger, rides his gronckle, Meatlug, who carries the sheep in her claws, until Snotlout, also 20, but every bit as juvenile, and his monstrous nightmare, Hookfang, side-check them steal their sheep.]
Snotlout
Oh, i'm sorry, Fishlegs! Did you want that?
Fishlegs looked over to Snotlout to see if he really meant that question and apparently he did.
[Fishlegs glares at Snotlout]
Fishlegs
Snotlout! That was mine!
Snotlout asked Fishlegs, "Are you seriously winning?" Fishlegs said, "That was mine.
[Snotlout falls back toward Ruffnut and Tuffnut, who lag on their hideous zippleback, Barf and Belch.]
Snotlout
Here you go, babe.
Ruffnut told Snotlout and Fishlegs that, "I don't love either one of you two!"
Fishlegs and Snotlout looked disappointed.
[With a chivalrous grin, Snotlout tosses the sheep to Ruffnut. She snatches it with a sneer and a grumble.]
Snotlout
Did I tell you that you look amazing today? 'Cause you do.
Ruffnut told Snotlout that, "I look amazing everyday."
Ruffnut (disgusted)
Ugh. Come on, Barf. It's starting to stink around here.
[Barf starts to peel off, spewing gas. Tuffnut mocks Snotlout with a mugging grin.]
Tuffnut
Nope. Still hates you. Let's blow this place, Belch! Alright!
The vikings started laughing at Snotlout and Hiccup was getting upset because this was the last dragon race his father ever saw before he past.
[Barf ignites the gas, sparking a flashy explosion, and leaving Snotlout behind in the smoke. As they rush past the bleachers, Ruffnut drops her sheep into one of the five baskets suspended over a chasm at the lap crossing. Each backboard bears an image of its corresponding dragon. The Barf/Belch basket filled to the brim with sheep. Presiding over the game, Stoick turns to the frenzied crowd.]
All the vikings laughed at Snotlout for trying to get together with Ruffnut and she turned him down. They also felt bad because this is Stoick's last dragon race before he past.
Stoick
Ha-ha! That's nine for the twins, Astrid lags with three, and Fishlegs and Snotlout trail with none!
Hiccup looked shocked because Snotlout and Fishlegs are normally so competitive and also is shocked that they gave up every sheep to Ruffnut that way they can get together with her.
[Stoick eyes an empty basket at the far end, its backboard painted with an image of Toothless.]
Stoick
And Hiccup is... nowhere to be found.
Gobber
Scared him off with the big talk, didn't ya, Stoick?
Everyone looked surprised to hear that Stoick was planing on making Hiccup chief and he didn't take it right away.
[Whack! Snotlout, still smoldering from the blast, gets clipped from behind. Astrid, rolls in, astride Stormfly, spirited and competitive as ever, beautiful despite herself.]
Astrid
What are you doing, Snotlout?! They're going to win now!
Snotlout told Astrid, "That was the whole idea." Astrid just rolled her eyes at this.
Snotlout
She's my princess! Whatever she wants, she gets!
Astrid
Ruffnut?! Didn't she try to bury you alive?!
Snotlout
Only for a few hours!
Ruffnut said, "That sounds like fun, can I do it again?" Snotlout told her, "Yes! Whatever you want." The other vikings felt sick.
Hiccup (v.o)
Dragons used to be a problem here. But that was five years ago. Now, they've all moved in. And, really, why wouldn't they?
People turned to agree with the 1st and 2nd statements but they answered his last question and said, "WE USED TO KILL DRAGONS!"
[The racers chase each other through a sprawling hangar and into a vast cave, teeming with colorfully painted dragon stables. They exit through the far side and circle back through the village, blasting past many of its dragon-friendly additions.]
Hiccup (v.o)
We have custom stables... all-you-can-eat feeding stations... a fully service dragon wash... Even top-of-the-line fire prevention, if I do say so myself.
The vikings turned to face Hiccup and wondered what happens if there isn't a bucket of water were a dragon accidentally caused a fire.
[In the village, a baby gronckle sneezes, accidentally setting one of the viking houses aflame. Astrid peels away from the other dragon racers, and yanks open a spout overhead network of aqueducts, dousing the flames with a surge of water. Back to Stoick, amused as he watches the racers round the island, searching for sheep. He turns to Gobber and nods.]
Stoick
It's time, Gobber.
Gobber
Righty-ho (Aloud, to the crowd) Last lap!
[A horn sounds. The racers all turn to each other, excited.]
Astrid
The black sheep! Come on, Stormfly! We can still win this thing!
Astrid said, "That, we really did. No thanks to Snotlout or Fishlegs."
Ruffnut
Come on, Barf!
Tuffnut
Let's go!
Fishlegs
Go, Meatlug!
[Gobber loads the black sheep into the catapult.]
Astrid
Whoooo-hoooo!
Tuffnut
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
Gobber (to the black sheep)
This is your big moment. Have a nice flight!
The vikings laughed and Gobber tried to hide out of embarrassment.
[He pulls the trigger, launching the black sheep into the air. Astrid spots it and steers Stormfly into a steep climb toward it.]
Astrid
Up, up, up!
[In a flash, Fishlegs and Meatlug fly in and nab the sheep.]
The vikings laugh and Snotlout asked Astrid, "How could you have let Fishlegs beat you to the black sheep?"
Astrid
NO!
Fishlegs
Yes! Good job, Meatlug!
[Fishlegs tosses his captured prize to Ruffnut.]
The vikings stared at Snotlout and Fishlegs, noticing that they were fighting over Ruffnut.
Fishlegs
Here yo go, darling! Mine's worth ten!
Ruffnut
Yeah! The black sheep!
Astrid (To Snotlout)
You guys are fighting for Ruffnut?!
There was a bunch of ewws coming from the crowd and the remembered how much they hated Ruffnut when they were younger.
Ruffnut
I'm totally winning!
Fishlegs
We're winning together!
The vikings laughed because Fishlegs was not on the same team as Ruffnut, only Tuffnut was.
[She rams Barf into Meatlug, sending Fishlegs into an uncontrolled spin. He slams into Snotlout, sending their dragons tumbling head over tail. The crowd goes wild.]
Snotlout
Oh, no!
Ruffnut
Whoo-hoo! No one can stop me now!
Tuffnut
Except for me. We're attached, genius! Quit trying-
[He grabs at the sheep. Ruffnut fights back, inciting a tug-of-war.]
Ruffnut
Hey!
Tuffnut
-To steal all my glory!
The vikings got a kick out of this because Ruffnut and Tuffnut being on the same team and Astrid sneaking up behind them.
[Astrid and Stormfly fly toward them. Astrid stands on Stormfly's back, keeping her balance.]
Stoick
Get'em, Astrid!
The twins thought about this and asked, "Why did Stoick had to be such a hater?" The other vikings looked toward them and gave them a look because Hiccup also heard this, even though it has been a few months since it happened, he and Valka still got upset about this, mainly Hiccup because his father raised him for 20 years.
Tuffnut
It's My Glory!
Ruffnut
Always ruining EVERYTHING!
Tuffnut
No sheep, no glory!
Everyone still thought this was funny because the twins were fighting about glory and winning when they are on the same team and ride the same dragon.
[Astrid leaps off of Stormfly, runs up Belch's spindly neck, and plucks the black sheep from the twins' hands.]
Astrid
Gotcha! Haha!
Astrid told Hiccup that, "I learned that trick from you and it was fun to do that to the twins." Hiccup smiled a little then refocused onto the show and so did Astrid and the others.
[She tumbles through the air onto Stormfly, sticking a perfect landing, the black sheep in hand.]
Tuffnut
Whoa!
Ruffnut
Astrid!
Stoick
Well played! Ha Ha Ha! (To the crowd) That's my future daughter-in-law!
The crowed laughed at the twins reaction to Astrid grabbing the sheep from them.
Fishlegs
Whoo-hoo!
[Back to Astrid on Stormfly, eyeing the fast-approaching finish line, unaware as Fishlegs suddenly rams Meatlug into Stormfly, sending Astrid off-course. She recovers and sees Snotlout flying headlong toward her, war hammer cocked, aiming at Astrid]
Hiccup is taken by surprise by the hammer that Snotlout was caring. Hiccup asked Snotlout, "Are you for real going to try to hit Astrid with that hammer?" The crowd goes silent and Astrid told Hiccup to just watch.
Snotlout
Uh, excuse me!
Astrid
Stormfly!
[Snotlout hurls his hammer. Astrid ducks and rolls Stormfly out of the way. The hammer catches Fishlegs in the face with a clang. The crowd collectively winced.]
Crowd
Oh!
Fishlegs told Snotlout, "That really hurt." Astrid says to Snotlout, "Nice try." Hiccup just looked shocked at what Snotlout tried to do.
[Astrid and Stormfly recover from their roll, loop over the water, and they blast past the finish line, dunking the black sheep into their basket! Astrid wins!]
Stoick
That's thirteen! Astrid takes the game!
Hiccup congratulated Astrid on her win.
[A shot shows two white sheep in the basket staring surprised at the black sheep's bottom.]
[The crowd comes unhinged. Astrid flies over the crowd, basking in her victory.]
Astrid
Yeah! Ooh-ooh!
Hiccup (v.o)
Yep. Berk is pretty much Perfect. All of my hard work has paid off. And it's a good thing, too, because vikings on the back of dragons, the world just got a whole lot bigger.
Everyone agreed with Hiccup and they said that Berk is almost Perfect but not too perfect, after all, they still had their fair share of problems.
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