Pantry And Stalking Fuck Thomas the Dank Engine

by SoBadNotIronic

A satirical romp into the world of politics, video games, recent sexism in modern media, and the human mind itself. Exploring the bounds of how trains reproduce, and how breeding between trains and non-trains is like. Rated M for mass child killings, space hooker who are cultists of Hitler's Zombie Dog, shit literally everywhere, and the paragon of sin and death himself ( ʖ )

1. Pantry and Stalking Meet Thomas

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Thomas shoved his Titanic erect metal cock into the Pantry, but his cock was so large that it didn't fit, and she was pushed to the wall, but Thomas didn't care, so he kept pushing and Pantry said "Oh yes, fill my cabinets with your oily cum!" Then Thomas pulled his cock out of the cabinets. Then Stalking started to give Thomas a blowjob, and then Thomas had a good idea "Why doesn't Stalking go inside of Pantry, and then i shove my cock in to Stalking because bushes can have stuff go through them?" So they tried this idea, and it worked, it worked so well that, even some ghost(1428 to be exact) cumming ghost cum, it was a fucking tidal wave of oily cum, tree sap, and olive oil, or something. While all of this was happening, in the background, DickSucks was in the background giving a handjob to a nondescript man (Orion) with little to no muscle and very pale. Who is this man? This can have two answers.

One involving blowjobs.

And the other also involving blowjobs.

And both lead to the same path.