-was swiftly walking toward him. Macarius started to run. The woman looked as of she was going farther away, but she also almost seemed as if she was getting closer. Macarius looked at his feet. He was running, but it didn't seem like he was moving. Macarius was perplexed by such a presence. Macarius was thinking about this until he a faint cry "Macarius! Macarius! Macarrrius Bassk-" the faint voice started to disappear, and the woman looked as she was melting. Macarius looked at his feet, and he was running normally again. "Well that was weird..." Macarius thought. Macarius kept looking at his feet until he fell in a hole quite deep. It seemed endless, as if someone had dug straight through earth. 10 minutes later, Macarius became very tired and fell asleep. Macarius jumped up to the sound of digging. He looked out the window and saw a peculiar furry THINGYMAJIGY... "Ok...that's great. I think I'm in prison." Macarius thought. Macarius turned around and saw a door leading to a long hallway. He walked toward the door, pushed it poen, and ran as fast as he could through the hallway. When he finally came to light, he saw something that looked like his mother. Almost human, but definitely not a real human. Macarius walked to his left and saw that there was a huge T carved into the creature's head. There was no blood, injury, or anything bad. Macarius almost put his finger into the T until the creature grabbed him and threw him to the world with such strength that Macarius had never seen before. Leaving him unconscious, Macarius fainted
OMG wait up. I'm in a tofupocalypse. Where's the knife? THE KNIFE! WHERE IS THE KNIFE AHGAHGAHAGH PFFFBBBBB X.X