It happened on the 15 of Novebro 2000 and 5. I don't remembral when it happened, because I was so spooked for my life.

At exactly 3:33 I'am (yes kiddos, I played in the night, what bout it haha), I decided to play my favourite game of all time SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG.

The sun was already setting, so i went to my basement floor, where I stored all my torture thingies. I absorbed a large quantity of air into my breath organs and made an evil sounding sound with my eater. I quickly began searching for my prizes possesion, my PLAY STATION OF THE SECOND COMING SLIM EDITION. I scattered into pieces, so I could find it more easily.

Finally, after months of searching, my left leg grabed the console swiftly and with relative ease. I plugged it up into the zappy zappy socket and turned on with my fingie.

The screen flashed BRIGHT RED and I saw a scary looking man, he spoke "Lleh ot emoclew, natas si enam ym". It was SATAN.

Tears started streaming down my face, so i fingered my eyes, to stop them, ONLY BABIES CRY! The system loaded up the PS store and upon my very eyes came a big black purchase screen.

The SATAN guy bought a game with my mothers credit card, it was him, not me, I swear! The game in question, was no other than SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, but something was wrong, I couldn't place my index nor ring finger on it. But soon I realised that all the text was in japanese (I'm so good at japanese, it's like a second instinct, so i didn't realize at first).

I thought with my thought machine, that they forgot to translate it, BAKAS (en: baka is japanese for a person of lop brains count). I started a new game, upon my first inspection the first board was normal, I did my usual bussined like I do in Westopolis. But then... SONIC appeared, i knew that I had to kill that fucker, he laugh and run away like that skiny bitch that he is! SHADOW said damn in esperanto, because he is good at it, just like me.

But then, something unsuspected happened, my cool OC appeared, he said that he will help me kill that stopid Sonic

MY OC is super cool, his name is ENIGMA THE ECHIDNA, he is the awesomest, he is a black and has cool yellow stripes and no one knows his real name (it's Bartholomew). He has really dark red hair, and it's super spikky, he wears earring made out of the chaos emeralds. His eyes dark red and they have those thingies in them, like SASUKE from NARUTO. He was indeed super cool and had a really big weenie, just like me. He wears a black NIRVNA shirt and baggy military pants and boots, he has a really long gun, that matches the lenght of his penis, under his shirt are a bunch of granadad and funny booms, he has a golden ring on his middle finger, that shines when he is throwing the birdie at his enemies. He has vampire teehts, those spiky ones, you know. On his back is a sword, but no ordinary sword, no. It is a ninja sword, that he uses only when really pissed off, because it is a big burden and he has honor godammit. His favourite book is the Romeo and Juliet, because it delves deeply into the psyche of teenagers, who rebel against their parents, do they love each other because of lobe, or because they want to rub their parents the wrong way? I dunno, go read the book dummas. Continuing with ENIGMA, he is totally awesome and cool, and he will kick SATANS ass. How, you may ask? Well, wait till next chapter to find out.

See ya, have a nice day :) ;)