Arther reterns
Merlin sits at his kichen tabel and reeds the morning neuspaper. The headlayne red "Jermany wajes war against England"! Oh no Merlin thoht Dos this meen by boyfriend arther is cuming back? I hope so, we had lots of gud fun. I miss my boyfrend. I will go visit that lake that his boat went into when he got ded. Merlin wawked out the dor and luked in the mirror he chukled to himself I am such an old man, arther wont recogognise me. I better use sum majic to make me luk yung and secsy. Merlin used his majic to make him luk yung and secsy for his boyfrend. I am so yung and secsy now toht merlin. My boyfrend arther will want to kiss me a lot now. Merlin walke out of his dur but he forgot his keys he went bak in and picked dem up they had a pikchur of arther on a butiful blak horse. Oh wow toht merlin my boyfren is so pretty I want to kiss him now. I miss him why did he have to get ded? He walked out the dur smiling and tohting of his butiful boyfrend and how he wud see him.
Merln caght a buse to the lake he payd £1.20 and se fanks to da buse drifer. On da buse he sat necks to a old womun who smeld of poe. U smel funie merlin sed and she hitted on him sholdr. Ill tel my boyfund on u nastie old ladie! He shouted lodly. When he goted to da lake he ran arund da grass singing a joiful songe. "Arfur ar yuo theree?" he shoted. But der waz no replie. Merlin stated cryin allot coz he was so sade. Plzzzzzzzz arfuf I mizz u loads! He saiod while cryin!
A hed appeered from da watre and it wsa arthers oh yay tojht merlin my dreems hav cum tru he ran into the watre to hug his boyfrend but oh no somtihngs terrblie the water he trips over in the water and starts drowing arther is two shoked at the cars and truks to save oh my wurd he sais its a hores with weels and it is grolwing at me. noty hore you dont grolw at me. then he rememebered his boyfrend oh no i must saev my boyfrend ho is dronwing becos he fel over in the watre trying to hug me. arther reeches into da watre an grabz his boyfren. Oh merlin yuo okyy? he sayiz but meerlin does not spaek. ather is getin worryed cose merlin is lookin quite ded at the momment. artheer mackes his lips intoe a kissy shape then kissez merlin for 6 hole minutes!