Note: Batman is owned by DC Comics and was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger.

Batman chased the Joker on the roof of one of Gotham's apartment buildings. Batman said, "You should give up you random clown. I already returned all the money you stole. The crime's totally over."

The Joker spent a brief moment thinking of a plan. He asked, "Are you good at crashes?"

Batman asked, "What do you mean?"

The Joker had an evil smile on his face while saying, "I have the honor of leading you to your last fall." The Joker pushed Batman off of the roof. The Joker thought that Batman would crash to the ground. Thankfully Batman got out his grappling hook out a few seconds after getting pushed off the roof.

Batman whispered, "I hope that the Joker doesn't know that I didn't crash. If he doesn't know what happened the police and I can grab him while he's goofing around."

The Joker looked at the ground and the apartment building to make sure that Batman crashed. He noticed that Batman was using one of his grappling hooks to hang on to the apartment building so the Joker threw one of his sharp cards at the grappling hook. The grappling hook broke and Batman crashed to the ground. The Joker did a long laugh while running away.

A half hour later Batman arrived at the Batcave. Batman walked up to Alfred Pennyworth and said, "I have a pretty big problem Alfred."

Alfred asked, "What's going on?"

Batman said, "I crashed to the ground while fighting the Joker. My back is in some pain."

Alfred asked, "Should I take you to a hospital sir?"

Batman said, "No."

Alfred replied, "There's a new place in Gotham that fixes backs."

Batman said, "Make the appointment for Batman, not Bruce Wayne."

Alfred asked, "Shouldn't I make the appointment for Bruce Wayne?"

Batman said, "If I go as Bruce Wayne the people working there will ask how I got hurt. It's hard for a goofy rich dude to come up with a lie about getting hurt."

Alfred replied, "Okay sir."

The next day Bane returned to Gotham. He wanted to break Batman's back. Bane said, "I need to find that sneaky detective." He looked around and saw that Batman was heading towards the back helping place. Bane broke into the back helping place and said, "I'll pretend to be a massage worker so I can break Batman's back." Bane ran into the massage room that Batman was scheduled to go to.

A few minutes later Batman arrived at the back helping place. Batman walked up to the manager and asked, "Where's the room?"

The manager said, "It's across one of the halls. It's hard for me to remember which hall." Batman growled at the manager and started looking for the room. The manager said, "Batman's attitude needs a massage."

Batman went into the massage room. By the time that Batman got there Bane was wearing a massage employee's uniform to disguise himself. Bane had a very distinct voice so he avoided talking to keep Batman from finding out who he was at first. Bane pointed to the massage table. Batman started laying on the table. Bane ran up to the table and started the massage.

After a few seconds of getting massaged Batman started to notice that the massage felt kind of rough. Batman asked, "What's going on?" Bane used sign language to explain to Batman that starting the massage off rough was a good thing. Batman wasn't a expert at massages so he let Bane massage him for a while. After a few minutes of Bane's rough massage Batman started getting off the table while saying, "I don't think that you're a real massage worker."

Bane said, "I'm going to break your back Batman."

Batman replied, "Your obsession with back injuries is harsh and crazy."

Bane angrily said, "For years you've been treated as the most amazing guy in Gotham. My strength is superior to your gadgets. I'm going to break you. That'll prove how impressive I am."

Batman knew that Bane was stronger than him so he started running out of the massage place. Bane said, "Running is a foolish game to play with me Batman. I'll catch up to you and I'll break lots of things." Bane grabbed the mayor's car and broke it in half.

The mayor asked, "Why did you break my car in half?"

Bane said, "To prove to the world how great my strength is."

The mayor asked, "Can you break my neighbor's swimming pool in half? I'm tired of being jealous of my rich neighbor."

Bane replied, "Okay." Bane grabbed the pool and smashed it apart. The mayor did a victory dance.

Bane struggled the urge to break random place. Bane said, "I can't let myself ignore my main mission: breaking Batman's back."

Detective Bullock looked around and saw Bane. Detective Bullock walked up to Bane and said, "I want you to break something for me."

Bane didn't want to get distracted, but he failed to ignore his temptations. Bane asked, "What do you want sir?"

Detective Bullock said, "I want you to break my fellow police officers' cars. I got one of the lowest quality police cars of all time. Commissioner Gordon's low ranking police officers deserve to lose their cars."

Bane smiled while saying, "I love causing problems for the police." Bane broke the police cars apart.

The Penguin walked by and asked, "Can you break a few banks for me?"

Bane said, "Okay." Bane ran up to two of the banks in Gotham. After the people in the banks ran out Bane broke the banks apart. The Penguin tried to grab the money, but Bane took some of it.

Batman looked around and saw Batman. Since Bane had already broken so much Batman decided to try to fight him. Batman kicked Bane a few times and said, "You should give up."

Bane angrily responded, "That's a terrible suggestion Batman. I'm the strongest guy in the world. I'm going to show you how wonderful I am by breaking your back." Batman tried to get away from Bane, but he struggled to get free.

Several news reporters in Gotham started reporting about Batman and Bane's fight. The Joker saw one of the reports on a TV he stole so he ran up to the area where the fight was. The Joker smiled while saying, "This is going to be a fantastic fight."

Batman replied, "Go away Joker."

Bane said, "I'm going to be called the best fighter ever."

Batman responded, "You need to stop bragging."

Bane replied, "I'll skip all of my speeches. Prepare for the end of your back Batman."

The Penguin walked up to the Joker and showed him the money that he stole from the banks that Bane broke. The Joker said, "Getting rich is always more exciting than seeing the end of old enemies. Lets go celebrate your success Penguin by counting how much I'll get." The Joker and Penguin walked away.

Bane said, "I admit that I've been acting foolish Batman. I've spent years practicing my fighting skills. I break a few dozen items a day. I should of stopped practicing and broke your back. Thankfully I have the will to give up my goofing off habit. Now your back will get broken."

Batman replied, "You're a monster."

Bane responded, "I'm an eloquent fighter you bat fanboy."

Batman looked around and noticed that one of the Joker's sharp cards was nearby. Batman grabbed the card while being held by Bane. Batman threw the card at the tube that contained Bane's venom. The card was sharp enough to break Bane's venom tube.

Bane nervously said, "You broke my most important item in the world you stupid crimefighter."

Batman replied, "Managing to defeat one of my most bothersome enemies isn't stupid. The stupid thing is that you think that doing the right thing is foolish."

Bane responded, "You and I have different opinions on what doing the right thing is. You think that doing the right thing is being a wholesome goofball and fighting random criminals and I think that doing the right thing is bragging about people who have awesome muscles." Since the venom tube was broken Bane didn't have the strength that was needed to beat up Batman. After a few minutes of fighting Batman punched Bane to the ground.

Batman put handcuffs on Bane and handed him to Detective Bullock. Batman asked, "Have Commissioner Gordon and the police found Joker and Penguin?"

Detective Bullock said, "Commissioner Gordon arrested both of those crooks a few minutes ago."

Batman replied, "I'm going to have Commissioner Gordon give you a pay cut."

Detective Bullock asked, "Why?"

Batman said, "For having Bane destroy your fellow police officers' cars." Detective Bullock shook his fist at Batman.