Disclaimer: I do not own Jack Sparrow or any of the Pirates of the
Caribbean characters or plots or quotes. If its from the movie, I do not
own it but if its not, then I do. Yep.
A/N: Mainly in this entry I switch back and forth from Jack speaking in first and third person. This is his diary and he is writing the whole thing.
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Welcome.
Hello! And welcome to my diary. Wait. Why am I welcoming you?! You shouldn't be reading this!!! Only Captain Jack Sparrow can! (And if you are the Captain, then welcome back. How are you doing? Just fine I hope?) But if you are not Captain Jack Sparrow then be gone! Go on. Off with you! Oh well, if you are going to stay then I guess I owe you some sort of explanation of what you are about to read. I'm not exactly sure about my sanity, but I am almost positive I have one personality... or two. The second one writes in my diary and the first cant read. (I just act like I can.) HOWEVER!!! If you are going to read this and INVADE MY PERSONAL PRIVACY, then do NOT tell ANYBODY! (Especially not Barbosa. Because I hate him... even thought I think he's hot... but Will's hotter. DANG YOU ELIZABETH! Oh well, it wouldn't have worked between us anyway.) Actually, I don't care. Tell Barbosa if you must. Good luck though. Because he's currently dead and rotting on an island that nobody can find unless you already know where it is. So HA! And even if you do find him and tell him, he wont listen... 'cuz he's DEAD! *dances* But besides for Barbosa, do not tell anybody... including me... for I shall have to kill you. No, just kidding. But if you do read this, then please kindly tell me, Captain Jack Sparrow (and me, fancyfantasyfairy! *hint hint*) and tell me what you think of my INNER MOST THOUGHTS. So, after reading this 'welcome,' close the book (or click the little x on the computer screen which is some form of technology which I have no clue about) and back away slowly. And then turn around and run really fast! Until... you... reach... a... wall... (or the end of your ship). Then stop and go about your business. And!- oh dang just dropped something. Well, to sum this up, do not read on! (Author says read on!) I warn you! You have been warned!
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A/N: I'm not exactly sure when I will get the next entry up. It will be before the end of this week though. Read on! Do not listen to Jack when he tells you to stop!! And since reviewing is so easy and raises my self- esteem, it wouldn't hurt to leave one would it?
A/N: Mainly in this entry I switch back and forth from Jack speaking in first and third person. This is his diary and he is writing the whole thing.
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Welcome.
Hello! And welcome to my diary. Wait. Why am I welcoming you?! You shouldn't be reading this!!! Only Captain Jack Sparrow can! (And if you are the Captain, then welcome back. How are you doing? Just fine I hope?) But if you are not Captain Jack Sparrow then be gone! Go on. Off with you! Oh well, if you are going to stay then I guess I owe you some sort of explanation of what you are about to read. I'm not exactly sure about my sanity, but I am almost positive I have one personality... or two. The second one writes in my diary and the first cant read. (I just act like I can.) HOWEVER!!! If you are going to read this and INVADE MY PERSONAL PRIVACY, then do NOT tell ANYBODY! (Especially not Barbosa. Because I hate him... even thought I think he's hot... but Will's hotter. DANG YOU ELIZABETH! Oh well, it wouldn't have worked between us anyway.) Actually, I don't care. Tell Barbosa if you must. Good luck though. Because he's currently dead and rotting on an island that nobody can find unless you already know where it is. So HA! And even if you do find him and tell him, he wont listen... 'cuz he's DEAD! *dances* But besides for Barbosa, do not tell anybody... including me... for I shall have to kill you. No, just kidding. But if you do read this, then please kindly tell me, Captain Jack Sparrow (and me, fancyfantasyfairy! *hint hint*) and tell me what you think of my INNER MOST THOUGHTS. So, after reading this 'welcome,' close the book (or click the little x on the computer screen which is some form of technology which I have no clue about) and back away slowly. And then turn around and run really fast! Until... you... reach... a... wall... (or the end of your ship). Then stop and go about your business. And!- oh dang just dropped something. Well, to sum this up, do not read on! (Author says read on!) I warn you! You have been warned!
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A/N: I'm not exactly sure when I will get the next entry up. It will be before the end of this week though. Read on! Do not listen to Jack when he tells you to stop!! And since reviewing is so easy and raises my self- esteem, it wouldn't hurt to leave one would it?