Disclaimer: dont own batman, any of the characters. And this is NOT a rip off of joker blogs. I was going to make this a actual video blog but its been a few months so I thought I could get it out there. I still might do the video blog. Also credit for my bestie for helping me write this
Poison Ivy's video blog! Episode 1
~ a static veil opens up to a dark small bedroom. In the middle is a red headed girl in a green tank top and purple stoner hat fiddles with the camera befor falling back into a brown desk chair~
Pam- ok ok I got... Yes. Um, hello. My name is is uh is P-Pamela. B-b-but you guys could call m-me Pam or Pammy, uh m-m-my f-friend Harley likes to c-call me red. Don't call me that pl-ple-please. Ok so I uh I am a senior at uh G-Gotham city high and uh yeah. So we-were supposed to make these videos, f-f-for our college applications. It's supposed t-to show our interests and stuff. So I've decided to make a show abou-about plants and uh stuff... Cause a um... God DAHMIT! There were to many make up tutorials and those stupid human puppets screeching about boys! I can't STAND that."
~static~
Pam- I can't
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Pam- how can't
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Pam- edit
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Pam- sorry about that. Ill figure out the editing for what I show my teachers. Just disregard that part(sigh) p-please? Any way were was I ugh I um, so this I-is a show about plants, I -I am really passionate about plants and en-environmental pro-pr-(god)protection. That's why the titles p-poison ivy. My friend Harley has a REALLY strong sense of irony. She's Studying criminal phsyco analysis. And gymnastics! I mentioned irony right?
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Pam- oh god this has been a really long intro-intra-tri-DUCTION. I'm just gonna get to the point
~picks up African violets~
Pam- these are African violets. Now these plants don't take-take a lot of uh of w-water so you uh have to be REALLY
~cell phone rings~
Pam-ugh a where? Where? Ah! Hello?
~Pam stands up so only chair and part of legs are visible~
Pam- Harley? Yeah hi uh... They posted who's coming? It's on th-the school web-web-s-site? Jesus Harls calm down.! Professor Woodrues coming? He's from Boston U right? Harl? Just HARL! A man in his late thirties can't be cute. Ok I'll see. Seeya Harls.
~turns to camera~
Pam-I guess I've got to sign off? So uh huh bye?
reveiw please.