I do not own Mario or any thing else. The truth will be revealed.
Lets start with who you think is a true hero. Mario. Mario is really a pizza man. You may think he's fixing your drains but really he's stuffing pizza down your pipes.
Next is Mario's brother if you want to call him that. Luigi is really a bum off the street. They just shaved him and cleaned him. Why do you think they don't look the same.
Bowser. He's really a guy who smokes to much. Hey you would shoot fire to if you were whatever he is. Bowser has been trying to stop by taking those pills but he took the laxative pills on accident why do you think he always roars.
D.K. D.K really stands for Da Kid. Donkey Kong is really a kid with too much facial hair. He's just really tall for his age.
Diddy Kong. Diddy is really a deformed toad.( you know peach's servants) Diddy Kong was looking for another freak and that's how he found D.K. to be his uncle. He was ashamed to hang around toads.
That's all for this chapter. My friend and me made this up on our free time.
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