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of Harry Potter. Sorry for mutilating your characters. Wanna cookie?
Disclaimer 2: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MENTALLY SCARRING CHARACTERS/READERS!
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Harry Pothead and Ron Weasel skipped arm in arm down the road to Riverplace. They were crossing a bridge when they heard a voice.
"ALL BOW TO THE FLAMING HAMPSTERS!!", it thundered.
Pothead and Weasel looked at each other. "What?" Then they were attacked by Stu the Pink Fluffy Bunny of Doom and Bob the Headless Duck. They ran as fast as they can, but soon got cornered. Bob attacked Pothead, and stabbed him with a morical blade. He collapsed, and Weasel cried over his lover's injured body.
Stu and Bob were just about to finish them off, when they were rescued by a tall, dark and handsome stranger. The tall, dark, and handsome stranger chased off Stu and Bob with a lighter, and then came back.
"Hey. What your name?", asked Weasel.
"I am Skipper, and I'm engaged to a beautiful Elven maiden.", was the tall dark and handsome stranger's response.
"Damn.", replied Weasel. "Well, then can you save my one true love?"
"Sure", shrugged Skipper. "Why not?"
Skipper bent over the injured Pothead and groaned. "It's too bad. I can't do anything. He needs Elvis medicine."
Weasel nodded, and stood by as Skipper picked up Pothead. Weasel woulda carried him, but he could ruin his new manicure. They ran to Riverplace, where Elvis ruled the Elves.
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A young hobbit was sitting in the middle of the road, eating a Tootsie Roll Pop. "Four hundred ninety nine, five hundred! Five hundred one, five hundred two. Oh my god! I reached the center of the Tootsie Roll Pop!!!"
As the young hobbit rejoiced, a man in a gray robe and pointed hat walked up.
"Hey ya, Gandy.", the hobbit greeted the man.
"FRODO BAGGINS!!! How many times do I have to tell you, it's Gandalf of Mithrandir! NEVER GANDY!!!", Gandy yelled. "Oh, Damn. Now the author's against me, too."
"What do you want, Gandy?", asked Frodo.
"Do you remember that sock you Uncle Frances gave you?", asked Gandy.
"SHHHHH!", Frodo looked around, then looked at Gandy again. "It's BILBO. He doesn't want people to know his real name!"
"Alright. Well, you do know the sock, right?"
"You mean the corrupted shiny one?", asked the hairy footed hobbit.
Gandy nodded. "Yup."
"Nope, never heard of it.", said Frodo.
Gandy glared at him. "Frodo, it's on your hand. You know what I am talking about. You have to go to Riverplace and see the Lord Elvis. There he will decide what needs to be done with it. It may need to be destroyed."
Frodo's mouth dropped open. "Destroy it?? But it's so shiny and corrupted."
Gandy rested a hand on Frodo's shoulder. "I know. It's a waste of a perfectly shiny corrupted inanimate object. But it's the only way to rid the world of it's evil."
"I could eat it", said Frodo.
"No, you must destroy it. Get three friends, and bring it to Riverplace.", with those words, Gandy left him
Frodo knew exactly which friends to bring. He called for his friends Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. They were called Flopsey, Mopsey and Cottontail for short. The problem was, they couldn't decide who was which name.
"Mopsey, I need you to get me some ponies.", said Frodo.
"Okay.", said Mopsey (Who was really Samwise)
"Okay.", said Mopsey. (Who was really Peregrin.)
"I'm Mopsey today, Peregrin! You were him yesterday!", protested Mopsey. (Who was really Samwise)
"No, Meriadoc was Mopsey yesterday! You were Mopsey the day before, so it's MY turn!", yelled Mopsey. (Who was really Peregrin.)
"DAMN IT ALL, YOU THREE! YOU DRIVE ME INSANE!", yelled Frodo. (Who was really Frodo)
"Sorry.", said Mopsey. (Who was really Peregrin.)
"Sorry.", said Mopsey. (Who was really Samwise.)
"Sorry.", said Cottontail. (Who was really Meriadoc.)
Frodo thought. And then he thought some more. And when he thought he was all thunked out, be got an idea. "I know! For the rest of this quest, Meriadoc is Cottontail, Samwise is Flopsey, and Peregrin is Mopsey."
"But I want to be Mospey!", protested Flopsey.
"TOO BAD!!", yelled Frodo, and the other three were quiet for a while. Then they started talking again. When they did that, it wasn't quiet anymore.
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Well, that's it for now. Damn that was……interesting. I love LEGOLAS!! YAY!!!! So…..what's up peeps? Please R&R. All proceeds will go to find a cure for morical blades. Maybe then Elvis can save Pothead.
Disclaimer 2: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MENTALLY SCARRING CHARACTERS/READERS!
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Harry Pothead and Ron Weasel skipped arm in arm down the road to Riverplace. They were crossing a bridge when they heard a voice.
"ALL BOW TO THE FLAMING HAMPSTERS!!", it thundered.
Pothead and Weasel looked at each other. "What?" Then they were attacked by Stu the Pink Fluffy Bunny of Doom and Bob the Headless Duck. They ran as fast as they can, but soon got cornered. Bob attacked Pothead, and stabbed him with a morical blade. He collapsed, and Weasel cried over his lover's injured body.
Stu and Bob were just about to finish them off, when they were rescued by a tall, dark and handsome stranger. The tall, dark, and handsome stranger chased off Stu and Bob with a lighter, and then came back.
"Hey. What your name?", asked Weasel.
"I am Skipper, and I'm engaged to a beautiful Elven maiden.", was the tall dark and handsome stranger's response.
"Damn.", replied Weasel. "Well, then can you save my one true love?"
"Sure", shrugged Skipper. "Why not?"
Skipper bent over the injured Pothead and groaned. "It's too bad. I can't do anything. He needs Elvis medicine."
Weasel nodded, and stood by as Skipper picked up Pothead. Weasel woulda carried him, but he could ruin his new manicure. They ran to Riverplace, where Elvis ruled the Elves.
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A young hobbit was sitting in the middle of the road, eating a Tootsie Roll Pop. "Four hundred ninety nine, five hundred! Five hundred one, five hundred two. Oh my god! I reached the center of the Tootsie Roll Pop!!!"
As the young hobbit rejoiced, a man in a gray robe and pointed hat walked up.
"Hey ya, Gandy.", the hobbit greeted the man.
"FRODO BAGGINS!!! How many times do I have to tell you, it's Gandalf of Mithrandir! NEVER GANDY!!!", Gandy yelled. "Oh, Damn. Now the author's against me, too."
"What do you want, Gandy?", asked Frodo.
"Do you remember that sock you Uncle Frances gave you?", asked Gandy.
"SHHHHH!", Frodo looked around, then looked at Gandy again. "It's BILBO. He doesn't want people to know his real name!"
"Alright. Well, you do know the sock, right?"
"You mean the corrupted shiny one?", asked the hairy footed hobbit.
Gandy nodded. "Yup."
"Nope, never heard of it.", said Frodo.
Gandy glared at him. "Frodo, it's on your hand. You know what I am talking about. You have to go to Riverplace and see the Lord Elvis. There he will decide what needs to be done with it. It may need to be destroyed."
Frodo's mouth dropped open. "Destroy it?? But it's so shiny and corrupted."
Gandy rested a hand on Frodo's shoulder. "I know. It's a waste of a perfectly shiny corrupted inanimate object. But it's the only way to rid the world of it's evil."
"I could eat it", said Frodo.
"No, you must destroy it. Get three friends, and bring it to Riverplace.", with those words, Gandy left him
Frodo knew exactly which friends to bring. He called for his friends Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took. They were called Flopsey, Mopsey and Cottontail for short. The problem was, they couldn't decide who was which name.
"Mopsey, I need you to get me some ponies.", said Frodo.
"Okay.", said Mopsey (Who was really Samwise)
"Okay.", said Mopsey. (Who was really Peregrin.)
"I'm Mopsey today, Peregrin! You were him yesterday!", protested Mopsey. (Who was really Samwise)
"No, Meriadoc was Mopsey yesterday! You were Mopsey the day before, so it's MY turn!", yelled Mopsey. (Who was really Peregrin.)
"DAMN IT ALL, YOU THREE! YOU DRIVE ME INSANE!", yelled Frodo. (Who was really Frodo)
"Sorry.", said Mopsey. (Who was really Peregrin.)
"Sorry.", said Mopsey. (Who was really Samwise.)
"Sorry.", said Cottontail. (Who was really Meriadoc.)
Frodo thought. And then he thought some more. And when he thought he was all thunked out, be got an idea. "I know! For the rest of this quest, Meriadoc is Cottontail, Samwise is Flopsey, and Peregrin is Mopsey."
"But I want to be Mospey!", protested Flopsey.
"TOO BAD!!", yelled Frodo, and the other three were quiet for a while. Then they started talking again. When they did that, it wasn't quiet anymore.
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Well, that's it for now. Damn that was……interesting. I love LEGOLAS!! YAY!!!! So…..what's up peeps? Please R&R. All proceeds will go to find a cure for morical blades. Maybe then Elvis can save Pothead.