Brotherhood Limericks
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-men Evolution franchise.
There was a lovesick young man named Lance.
Who got put into a serious trance.
By some girl named Kitty.
Who was quite pretty.
And Pietro yanked down his pants.
There was a silly boy named Toad.
Who hopped out onto the road.
He struck out his tongue to catch a fly.
But instead got it caught on a semi going by.
And then he wound up part of the load.
There was a fat guy named Fred.
Whom it was impossible to keep fed.
One day he ate some ground glass.
And fell on his ass.
And then Fred was nearly dead.
There once was a quickie named Pietro.
Who's outfit was totally retro.
He ran many a lap.
Then his knees went snap.
And now he rides the metro.
There once was a girl named Tabby.
Who was always a tad bit blabby.
She drove them all insane.
With tricks of the brain.
Business as usual Tabby?
Disclaimer: I don't own the X-men Evolution franchise.
There was a lovesick young man named Lance.
Who got put into a serious trance.
By some girl named Kitty.
Who was quite pretty.
And Pietro yanked down his pants.
There was a silly boy named Toad.
Who hopped out onto the road.
He struck out his tongue to catch a fly.
But instead got it caught on a semi going by.
And then he wound up part of the load.
There was a fat guy named Fred.
Whom it was impossible to keep fed.
One day he ate some ground glass.
And fell on his ass.
And then Fred was nearly dead.
There once was a quickie named Pietro.
Who's outfit was totally retro.
He ran many a lap.
Then his knees went snap.
And now he rides the metro.
There once was a girl named Tabby.
Who was always a tad bit blabby.
She drove them all insane.
With tricks of the brain.
Business as usual Tabby?