Once upon a time there was this high school named hogwarts and there was this student council thing there and This boy named draco was the president and all the gurls loved him cause he was so hot and so cool and all the gurls loved him except for this one girl named hermione so draco was like hey she s different from all the other gurls i just love a challenge

So he goes up to hermione and hes like your different from all those fangirls i hate them they can go beep beep beeep themselves i love a challenge and your a challenge because your not a fangirl

So hermione goes oemjee draco i love you too i live you so much

So then draco and hermione start dating

But one day hermione ceats on draco with a directioner named ron and a vampire named harry so draco dumped her

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Tbc

So recap : draco dumped hermione cause she cheated on him with a directioner and a vampire

Hermione chased after draco with fat tears in her crystal clear eyes that could see through your soul and yelled

Draco nooooooooo! That was a misunderstandig i would never chet on you i love you sooooooo much!

Recap: hermione was all like gomen draco! Aishiteru! I would never actually cheat on youuuuuuuuuu

Draco said whut da fudge i dont speak japanese onna so dont ever speak to me again

But it turns out hermione was pregnant with mini draco even though its kinda weird cause they never actually 'did it'

But whatevss hermione didnt want to get rid of the baby so like 10 years later she had like a 9 year old little boy who had hermione long brown curly flowing hair and dracos clear crytal beautuful gray eyes that could also see through your soul cause obviosuly he was hermiones child too and her eyes could see through your soul too

Recap so hermione had this 9 year old kid with long hair event hough he was a boyyy

So yeah now its ten years later and one daaaay,

Hermione and draco meet at a coffee shop and now hermiones 26 but shes still beautiful and stuff and dracos the CEO of the biggest cosmetics company ever and hes rich and stuff and all the gurls still love him but hes bored eith them abd he wishes that he never dumped hermione

So draco looked into hermiones beautiful brown eyes and was all like hermione forgive me babe! I wasnt thinking at all! We should get married and have kids and stuff in mu creepy mansion house where u got abused by my crazy aunt! And hermione was all like but draco i already have one of ur kids! His name is... Mr. Purple ball and e needs a manly figure!

So draco was all like u named my kid after a purple ball? Screwww

And he left while hermione got ran over by a one direction tour van. Draco then got killed crashing into the major horde of directioners led by none other than ron wealey

The end... Or is it?

Just so everyone knows, this is a crack fic, not meant to be taken seriously. I know I can write better than this, you can look at my other stories, if you wish.

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