The sun rose above the sky. It was the kind of sun that you see on those days where the air is just right; you can breathe clearly, and gay people shine. And then, we see Blaine and Kurt gently walking with each other down a woodland path. A gentle red fox all of the sudden attacks. Blaine got so defensive that he pummeled the red fox into a rock. Kurt automatically felt bad that had killed the fox, and then Blaine was all up in his face like
"Yo! We need to get our clothes off and take a bubble bath in that nice spring over there!"
And then Kurt said, "Well, Blaine, I think I'm gonna get a red face right now because I'd really like to see your dripping wet abs, but I think I want Kool-Aid."
Then Blaine says, "Oh, kurt! I can totally make you some Kool-Aid with my mixing stick."
After they get out of the woods, they have to go to a bar to GET SOME MILK FOR THEIR COOKIES. All of a SUDDEN, Blaine ripped his shirt off and threw it onto Kurt's face. But like, Kurt was all like, "What the hell?" He was like, really red in the face, but when Kurt lifted the shirt off his face, Blaine RIPPED all of his clothes off and thew him into the hot spring, hard against a rock. Kurt looked up with a slimy face, and then Blaine JUMPED on him, and was like, "We need a Barney!" So they got out of the water
What if someone had a uterus installed into the rectum? Like, with a tube, so when you came in the ass, a gay man can give birth through the asshole? Like, so gay guys could just poop a baby.
Anyways. So they got out of the water and put their clothes back on, and then Blaine was like, "I need a jumprope, so I'mma pull it out of my asshole. I like to keep things in my asshole cause its all stretched out from screwing." Then kurt got ticked the fuck off and was like, "Yo, you should not have that much room. You should be tight. I should be the one to loosed up your rectum from our insane fucking in the asshole."
Blaine all of a sudden took the rope and was like, "I'mma whip you into shape now, LITTLE BITCH!"
The end.