On a bright spring morning, birds chirped in the air.
A young fox trotted out of his lair,
"Hark! A Floral breeze.
I feel that mating season is upon thee."
With a swish of his tail
And determination in his step
He picked up the phone and held his breath
To tinder he pressed,
Ignoring the warning
For 18 and minors
To not join the diners
He swiped left and right
Way into the night
A notification had caught his sight.
"A beautiful black man all for me?"
The young fox bit his lip in fiendish delight
For he was going to get laid tonight
Miles : hey ;)
Barrack : hey there x
Miles: r u free ?
Barrack : Ya, u?
Miles : yeah wanna go to taco bell later?
Barrack: ya like 6 tonight?
Miles: ya bring yoself cutie ;)
Barrack: k
To taco Bell our friend went
Where hopefully money will be well spent
To get his dick wet for the very first time
Oh boy, how it would be sublime.
Tails went forth to Taco Bell
The place sure did smell
But the Doritos Locos Tacos
Was worth it all the while.
It made our furry friend smile.
He sat and waited for his date
Munching on a Doritos Locos Taco
While it got late
Just when the fox had lost all hope
And the beautiful black man was just a hoax
President Barack Obama entered in a hurry
He scurried to the table in a fit of fury
"Miles, you won't believe what happened to me!
It's an unbelievable feat that has to be seen!"
The fox rolled his eyes and said,
"Yeah, whatever."
BANG
CRASH
Through the drive thru a mech suit came,
Destroying cars on its way.
A cackle sounded through the window
Or at least what was left of the entrance.
Tails gasped, "Eggman! The fiend who plans to spoil my fun,
This will be your final run
To Taco Bell where you'll be seen
Covered in your own spleen."
"That's a bit harsh, now isn't it?" Eggman scolded.
TO BE CONTINUED??