The Doc and The Bat
By Matthew Rose
It was a stormy night in Gotham City and it surely was not quiet as The Dark Night was driving in his bat mobile in hot purist of the Joker and his flame Harley Quinn.
''Hey Batsy, don't this make you feel alive, destruction, chaos and a rat race at night oh it is a glorious fun night.'' The Joker began laughing as Harley pulled out a gun with a boxing glove attached to it and was just about to shoot when suddenly...
''Hey where did this thing come from.'' he said.
' 'Puddin, what's going on''? She said.
The Joker appears to be distracted as a Police Box tried landing on the front of his car before moving over to the other side of the car.
''I have seen crazy things in my life but this is just wacky bats, chucking old boxes from the sky on me is just to much.'' He said.
''Suddenly the doors of the police box flies open and The Doctor is holding on with one hand and in the other trying to use his Sonic Screwdriver to try and stop the brakes on the clowns car .
''I will deal with him puddin.'' she said while swapping the boxing glove gun for a rocket launcher.
''I don't think so'' a woman said while she shot the launcher out of her hand.
''Ow, that smarts.'' she said.
The bat mobile swerved in front to stop the car. The car crashed and Batman got out to see if The Joker and Harley were still there.
''Ow what a ride that was lets not do this again batsy'' he said as he and harley passes out.
Batman approached the pair and put handcuffs on them.
The TARDIS lands opposite the bat mobile and its inhabitants got out.
''That was fun sweetie, lets do it again''. She said in a cheery mood.
Batman was staring at the two before heading over to them.
''Hey, I don't know who you people are or what you are doing here but Gotham is not safe and that stunt you pulled almost got these crooks killed.
''I do apologize, the old girl was trying to take us on holiday and next we saw what was going on and thought we could help.'' he said.
''That thing is a health hazard, I do not know if you are magicians or actors but that was a good trick, stupid but dangerous''. Batman said in his usual not impressed tone.
''That was no trick the TARDIS is the best time travel machine in the universe and I should know, I am married to her owner''.
Batman ignored River and what she just said and headed back to the bat mobile.
On the radio he heard a new transmission.
''All units report to the town hall, Two-Face and Catwoman are in a stand-off and the mayor is in the middle of it over''.
''I will forget this ever happend if you take these to over to the local asylum called Arkham, while i deal with the problem at town hall.
''Before you go.. what is your name''? he said.
''I am Batman''. he said while leaving for his car.
''Well sweetie, you certainly know how to pick a holiday and make new freinds'' River chuckled.
''Don't remind me, lets just drop these two off and get out of here and pick up the ponds''.
And with that they dragged The Joker and Harley into the TARDIS to be dropped off at Arkham Asylum and to be reunited with the ponds.