A/N Yes, I'm not even done IHTW and now I'm starting a new story! It's going to be great though. This one is The Princess Diaries, only it's Hogwarts style. Hermione will be like Mia and Ron will be like Michael. P.S. this is the book, and not the movie. Hope you all like this…

Rating- Pg-13

Summery- She was a normal, 7th year witch. That was until her father told her that he was a Prince. Now, Hermione has to deal with the scorn of her classmates. Add a scary Grandmother, and Hermione has got herself quite a year!

Disclaimer- Nope, don't own Harry Potter characters, world, or plot for this story.

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La Princesse Diaries

Tuesday, September 23 and Wednesday, September 24 (Arithmancy)

Sometimes it seems like all I ever do is lie.

My mom thinks I'm not repressing my feelings about this. I say to her, "No, Mum, I'm not. As long as you're happy, I'm happy."

Mum says, "I don't think you're being honest with me."

Then, before I got on the train, she hands me this book. She tells me she wants me to write down my feelings in this book, since, she says, I obviously don't feel I can talk to her.

She wants me to write down my feelings? Okay, I'll write down my feelings:

I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE IS DOING THIS TO ME!

Like everybody doesn't already think I'm a freak. I'm practically the biggest freak in the entire school. I mean, let's face it: I'm five foot nine, flat-chested, and in the Seventh year! How much more of a freak could I be?

If people at school at school find out about this, I'm dead. That's it. Dead.

Oh, God, if you really do exist, please don't let them find out about this.

That 'them' I'm talking about would be my friends. Ron, Harry, and Ron's little sister Ginny.

There are like four million students in London right? That make two million of them guys. So out of TWO MILLION guys, she has to go out with Professor Lupin. She can't go out with some guy I don't know. She can't go out with some guy she met in Harrads or whatever. Oh, no.

She has to go out with my ex-Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

Thanks, Mum. Thanks a whole lot.

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Ginny's told me today, "Professor Lupin's cool."

Yeah, right. He's cool if you're Ginny Weasley. He's cool if you don't have to worry about him morphing into a werewolf and biting your mother, like Ginny Weasley. He's not so cool if he is dating your muggle mother, while he is a wizard and werewolf. Like me, Hermione Granger.

And he's not so cool if he's sticking his tongue in your mum's mouth.

Not that I've actually seen them do this. They haven't even been on a date yet. And I don't think my mum would let a guy put his tongue in her mouth on the first day.

Gods, I hope not…

I saw Draco Malfoy stick his tongue in Pansy Parkinson's mouth last week. I had this totally close up view of it, since they were leaning up against the wall I was waiting by for Ginny. It kind of grossed me out.

Though I can't say I'd mind if Draco Malfoy kissed me like that. Harry and Ron don't know this though. Ginny and I went to the library the other day to do homework, and I noticed Draco waiting Madame Prince's desk. He saw me and he actually sort of smiled and said, "Hey."

Ginny says Draco's synapses were probably misfiring that day due to heatstroke or something. She said he probably thought I look familiar (I'd better, we have classes together every day!) but couldn't place my face without the corridors stone walls behind me.

But I know it wasn't heatstroke. The truth is, when he is away from Pansy and all of the members of the Slytherin Team, Draco is a totally different person. The kind of person who doesn't care if a girl is flat-chested or wears size-six and a half (A/N Here is an interesting bit of information: that's the size I wear too!) shoe. The kind of person who can see beyond all that into the depths of a girl's soul (A/N I feel sick when I'm writing this. I think we all know that Draco is a badass! That is why I love him so!). I know because when I looked into his eyes that day in the library, I saw the deeply sensitive person inside him, struggling to get out.

Ginny says I have an overactive imagination and a pathological need to invent drama in my life. She says the fact I'm so upset about my mum and Lupin is a classic example.

"If you're so upset about it, just tell your mum," Ginny says. "Tell her you don't want her going out with him. I don't understand you, 'Mione. You're always going around, lying about how you feel. Why don't you just assert yourself for a change? Your feelings have worth, you know."  

Oh, right. Like I'm going to bum my mum out like that. She was totally happy about this date, it's enough to make me throw up! She even went around cooking before I left. Two day before I left for school, I had already opened up the Chinese take-out menu, and she says, "Oh, no cold sesame noodles tonight, honey. I've made pasta."

Pasta! My mum made pasta!

She even observed my rights as a carnivore  and put meatballs in the sauce.

I don't understand any of this.

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Ok, I know that Mia is a vegetarian but in the HP books, Hermione eats MEAT too! Okay? Good, I hope this turns out good. I'm going to try to update both of my stories!!

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