Prompt #1

"What the hell kind of noise was that?"

"I sneezed."

"That was NOT a sneeze."

Summary: The Whitebeard pirates finds out what happens when Ace sneeze.

Word count: 535

Thatch could never decide if watching Ace devour food like a black hole did stars was fascinating or disturbing. It was flattering, in a gross sort of way, to have his food be eating in such large quantities by a just one man, but at the same time it hurt his pride considering that the speed said food was devoured at most likely left little time to savor the flavor.

"Dude, these are great," George, a man Thatch recognized as a former Spade pirate, said as he shoved a slice of pie in his mouth.

"Credits all to my grandma," Thatch grinned, placing a large plate of pie in the corner of the mountain of food and empty plates piled around Ace. If it was with the hopes that Ace would save it for last so he would actually taste the cherry flavored pie or because he didn't want to get too close to their new brother was uncertain; Probably a mix of both.

"Give her my thanks!" someone down the table shouted.

They all noticed the moment when Ace stopped eating, the sound of food being inhaled and plates clattering against each other having gone completely silence.

"Oi, he didn't fall asleep again, did he?" George asked, trying to peek out from behind Jozu.

"No," Thatch said, looking at the weird scrunched up expression on Ace's face. "You alright there-"

Thatch didn't get a chance to finish as Ace sneezed and a diamond clad arm came around him dragging him away from the flames that engulfed the 5 foot radius around the fire logia.

It was a good thing that the members of the crew had long ago learned to stay at least 10 feet away from Ace when he was eating to save themselves from the food rain that would occur around the young pirate.

Marco dragged his hands over his face as he finished the last page of paperwork about yesterday's battle. It surprised him that the marines were still determined to place ships watching them despite knowing how often said ships ended up a wreckage.

Putting the pen down and filing the papers into a neat stack to later be handed over to Pops, Marco stood up. Dinner was almost over but he hoped to still be able to catch one plate of food before going to bed.

He barely made it out of the commanders' corridor when the faint sound of an explosion sent tremors through the ship. In seconds Marco had made it to the mess hall. The room was silent and everyone was looking in the direction of the now burning table occupied by Ace, Thatch and Jozu, the latter working as a protective shield for the occupants that weren't fireproof.

"What the hell kind of noise was that?" Marco asked looking at the burning debris of food and wood circled around Ace. It certainly looked like an explosion had gone off. "What happened, yoi?"

"I sneezed," Ace said, reaching across to the tables that were not on fire for a tissue.

It took exactly five seconds for Marco to actually process what Ace had said, which was definitely five seconds too long. "That was NOT a sneeze!"

This is going to be a multi-chapter story, but it won't be based around any long lasting plotline. Instead it will focus on the daily life of the people on the Grand Line, like the Whitebeard pirates - both after and before Ace joined - and the Roger pirates, as well as any other people I can think about. I've long been looking for a story that revolves around simple, basic everyday things regarding One Piece characters and since I could've find one, I looked up a bunch of dialogue quotes and this is what my brain spat out.

Some chapters may be longer than others, depending on what exactly the chapter is about. But I've always believed in quality over quantity. Some chapters may be plain weird and goofy with a hint of stupid on top, while others may be more serious. I will also be keeping inside the confines of canon, so there will only be canon ships in this story (it breaks my heart, but I'm sure we'll all survive). I may post a separate story based around my favorite ships surrounding everyday life, but that depends.

Anyway, enjoy the weird shite my brain blessed us with, and don't be afraid to leave a comment, good or bad.