a/n: hey fans! this is proboly my best story ever, so enjoy it. haters and trolls; stay away. fans; enjoy
hello. my name is steven universe. im 12 years old and i live in beach city with four people; my dad greg, who is my dad, and the gems. the gems are pearl, a lesbian. a fat hermafordite, who is my cousin,, who is name is amethist, and finale, is a powerful black lady name garnet.
today was just another normal day inside beach city. i was playin Call of Duty Advance Warfare on my xbox 1. garnet was too busy at a black lives matter protest to play with my, and pearl and someone name lapis lazly were to busy doing lesbian activitys together to be my player 2. i went into amethist room to ask her to play with me, but instead i got shocked. i saw a pile of muslim bibles on the floor. i gasp. i saw a smiling amethist sitting on bed, so i ask her, who owns these muslim bibles?
'i do' she say. i gasp harder.
'why though?' i asked her.
'becuse i want to be a muslim extermeist' she respoended.
oh no, i thoht, this is not good.