The Matress and the Pea

So uh....... like once upon a time there was this matress and like it was a fairy princess matress!!!

And it uh... met this pea that fell out of this pod and they fell in love

Then this bitch piled a whole bunch of matresses on top of them one night while they were getting freaky and this other lady slept on it

So the pea screamed in agony and died.

The End