Ayame: The world is in need of a Hiro-bashing fic! All we have at the moment are these annoying "THEN HIRO AND KISA KISSED" junk! WE must venture out and--
Bob the Ant: Yeah, what he said. This fanfiction is NOT making fun of Furuba. It's just making fun of Hiro, Akito, and maybe Ayame.
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Disclaimer: I don't own anyhting! Ooooooh AAAAAAAAH OOOOOOOOOH aaaaaah.
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"K-kisa?"
"Yes?"
Hiro ran up to Kisa and kissed her
"Ooh, you're such a good kisser," she said, blushing.
Sadly, this was only in a picture Hiro was drawing.
Then Akito came in. "HELLO, YES, I WOULD LIKE SOME TEA, MA'AM. OH, NO I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!" then she started singing exemely off-key, "MAGICAL FAIRY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME! Oh, crud! Hiro did you see that?"
"Uh, yes." Hiro replied, shocked.
"Okay, then! WHAT?! A PIC OF YOU AND KISA KISSING?!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUHGHHH! But, I''m to busy playing magical fairy time. LALALALALALALALALALALALALA..." Akito tip-toed out of the room in a ballerina suit (hey, Akito IS a girl!).
"MAAAAAAAAAILLTIIIIIIME!" Hiro heard somebody sing. "Here's the mail the mail it never fails it makes me wanna wag my tail when it come I wanna wail "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!" it was Akito dressed in a Steve suit with Shigure in dog form, his fur dyed blue.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!" screamed Hiro.
"It says "COME TO THE DANCE WOTH ME OR EXPECT A TIGER TO POUNCE ON YOU AND BITE THE HECK OUT OF YOU FROM KISA." read Shigure.
"Hey, Blue can't talk!"
"Blue's room! I can talk to you!" said Shigure.
"Oh, okay then." said Hiro.
"Oh, no! I'm missing Barney!" screamed Akito.
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End of Chapter One
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