Chapter 1: Drew Hawking's Fun Times

Note: I was bored one day and wondered what would happen if me and the gang of Final Fantasy IX were to have an adventure doing...well...really nothing, but it was sure as heck fun to write! And in later chapters i may include my friend Sephiroth10. I own nothing in this but Drew Hawking! So dont sue me, I'm poor!

Drew Hawking was in his house playing NFL Blitz on the N64 with his friend Vivi when suddenly, without any warning!

Drew Hawking: I HAD IT!!! I WAS SO CLOSE!!

while he was still yelling at the bad play their was a knock on the door, he actually stopped yelling, and walked to the door.

Drew: Yeeeeees??

Zidane: you still haven't changed have you

Drew: hey Bro, where you been?

Zidane: I'm just in town this week.

Drew: hey, how did you find out where I lived?

Zidane: long story

(earlier that day...)

Zidane: (at city hall with a gun) WHERE DOES DREW HAWKING LIVE?!

Guy: he lives there! (pointing across the street) Conveniently located across the street! Please don't hurt me!!

(back to present)

Drew: oh well, it's not important now, hey you wanna come with me and Vivi and get some Hot Cocoa?

Zidane : Hot Cocoa? It's summer, and the middle of the day.

Drew: (shaking his fist) I said: do...you...want...some Cocoa...?

Zidane: yes. yes i do.

Drew: Good.

(crickets)

Drew: oh yeah, let's go! C'mon Vivi

Zidane: Can i get extra marshmallows?? (eyes big)

Drew: NO! You'll take what you get and like it!

Zidane and Drew walked to the coffee shop but on the way Eiko popped out of nowhere and tackled Zidane

Eiko: ZIDANE!!!!!!

She was kissing and hugging him while he was scared, very scared

Zidane: Drew! help me!

Drew : (laughing hysterically)

Vivi : dude, i think he's serious

Drew : alright get off him Eiko

Eiko got up off Zidane and whipped out the biggest machine gun you have ever seen

Since Vivi was bored at this point, he destroyed the gun with a cardboard box, then Her and Eiko had a staring contest.

Zidane was unconscious and his brain was damaged making him a bigger idiot

Vivi then threw the girl in a conveniently placed hole in the ground.
after Drew said that, Eiko fell through a hole to hell, between giggles

Eiko: (falling) I HATE YOU VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVV

Vivi's cell phone rings

Vivi: hello?

Eiko: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vivi hangs up and helps Drew drag Zidane's unconscious body to the Coffee Shop

(I love Hot Cocoa) FUN times to be had in the following chapters!!