Akatsuki Antics
*Crash!* the whole world shook violently. Thunder rushed past his head. His world was burning… burning? Deidara opened his eyes in a flash of panic. (What the hell?) The room shook again. "What do you mean you spent all my money on chocolate!" "It was only three dollars. FUCK Kakuzu how the hell do you expect me to buy anything FUN if you hoard all the cash. You stingy bastard." "…Fun? How can chocolate …" (Thank gawd they finally … Oh no!) *0_0* *BOOM!*
(As the dust settles)
"Wow! He blew up his fucking room!" *Twitch* I am NOT paying to have that fixed!" Kakuzu growled. "Yeah, yeah, whatever no-one cares. Let's just get the money from Itachi already." *0_0* "WHAT! Since when do you care about money!? *_* You are not getting a cut!!!" *rolls eyes* "Kakuzu, shut up. I don't fucking care about the money! I just want the chocolate!" "Chocolate, what chocolate?" *evil smile* "The chocolate we were talking about earlier." *evil smile* "… so I can keep all the money?" *X|* "Yes, stupid." "YAYS! Ok, let's find Itachi."
(Back to Deidara and Tobi)
"Sempai, where are we going? What's wrong? Are we going to get ice cream? Do you always fly around on giant birds? Can we go faster? Why is the sky blue? …" "Tobi shut up, un." (Why did I get stuck with the stupid one?) "… Sempai, what were Hidan- sama and Kakuzu- sama doing?" *innocent puppy dog eyes* (Oh, gawd, un! There is no way in hell I am explaining this to him.) *0_0* "Sempai?" (OHNOSWHYME?) *TT_TT* "They were… um, well, they were, um…" *_* *brilliant idea* "They were being bad boys, un! If we had stayed, we'd be bad boys for listening to them! " *gasp, gasp* "oh! ^^ Ok, sempai! Tobi's a good boy" "Yeah, good boy" *faint* "Sempai? Sempai! No!!!
(Nothingness)
*Blink, blink* (Where am I?) "good Morning Sempai!!!" (OMG holly shit What! *dies*)
(Nothingness again _)
*Twitch* (I am being crushed, un? What's going on, why is everything dark?....) "Tobi, get off me, un!" *death glair* "Sorry sempai! I guess I fell asleep." ^^ *sigh* "whatever, un. Where are we?" *excessively happy smile* "I don't know! You fainted." "You have no idea where we are…. *twitch* Do you know how to get out of this …. Cave?" "Cave sempai? What cave? We are in a field!" "WHAT, I CAN'T SEE, UN!" (Why does this always happen to me? TT_TT) "What? Oh, sorry sempai, I forgot!" *removes blindfold* ( Ow, the sun, it burns! *wince*) *twitch* "How did you forget you blindfolded me?" "IDK, Tobi's a good boy!" "Tobi's a pain in the…. WTH is that!" *an enormous orange dog stairs down at them* "Isn't it cute! He reminds me of this puppy I once had…. Before Zetsu- sama ate him." *hug* 0_0 "Tobi, let go of that thing and back away slowly." "Why sempai?" *RAWR!* 0.0 *Zoom!* "run away!" 0_0 "Hay, wait for me!"
(Several hours of fleeing later)
*Gasp, gasp* "I think we lost it." "Awwww, I miss the puppy. T_T" "Puppy? Puppy! That THING was a monster! It tried to EAT ME! TT_TT " "I'm hungry, I wonder what is taking Leader-sama so long? I activated that emergency signal thingy hours ago." "Leader….sama? Signal? …. Dog!" 0_0 "Dog, sempai?" "Baka! That freaky monster dog was one of Leader-sama's summonses! Didn't you pay attention when he told you how that signal worked!? It emits a high pitch signal that only a specific summons can pick up. Leader-sama is going to KILL US!" 0_0 "You are not getting off anywhere near that easy. -_-#" "Leader-sama! Un. Hi, un. We were…. Just looking for you! unHAHAHA. "Hi Leader-sama!" "….Come on you fools; you have a wall to fix and cleaning duty for the next century."