Byakuya Teen Sweet Sixteen
"How did this happen?" The Taichos had been gathered to an emergency meeting and all were looking down at a fair skinned brat of immensely meager proportions.
"Well, I was going through some objects confiscated from a certain Espada," Mayuri answered a shocked Ukitake slowly, "when Kuchiki Taicho came in to give me come report or another, I suppose he touched something-"
"I picked up a weirdo looking necklace that's what I did, stop trying ot put the blame on me weirdo." Byakuya snapped, folding his arms over his not so muscular chest, pouting his youth softened features, his hair bounding about his head with his annoyed movement.
"Weirdo seems to be a new word in his dictionary." Mayuri stated toe obvious.
"So then I go to bed right and when I wake up, BAM!" He gestured at his body with his wide gray eyes and long black hair, small frame with too much collar bone showing through is loose robes and meager wrists and too big feet. "Just when I was over this phase." He huffed angrily and pulled at the robes that slipped down his shoulder suddenly giving view of white shoulders and sharply protruding bones.
"Mayuri Taicho, kindly explain." Yammamoto ordered evenly, looking away from the angry noble, a hint of a smile invisible beneath his beard.
"Is seems the Espada had found a way to reverse the aging effects of a certain other Espada so rather than destroying a soul, it removed time from a soul and that time is some how turned to spirit particles and then these particles some how create a tangible form until the soul and form are equal."
"In other words," Shunsui said, looking at the thin noble among them, "Kuchiki Taicho is human."
"WHAT!" Byakuya yelled angrily. "There is no way! NO WAY!"
"Can't you feel it Kuchiki Taicho?" Ukitake asked softly, "You barely have a reiatsu." Byakuya's eyes widened as he suddenly became aware of himself, the robes slipped from his shoulder again.
"No..." He muttered under his breath. His hands went up to his bangs, pushing them out of his eyes and over his ears, far back into his hair and gripping the roots so that his eyes watered; to remind himself it was reality, yes, he was awake.
"Aw don't look so doomed Taicho, there's still hope for you!" Byakuya looked sharply up at the speaker, his subordinate, Abarai Renji.
"Abarai, I am in no mood for your humor." Byakuya answered evenly, pulling up his robe.
"I'm not joking, but what I gather from the human world is that all of Ichigo's friends have their powers from hanging around him."
"Would that work?" Hitsugaya wondered.
"What about the human body?" Soifun asked.
"The teen aged form is the most unstable of all forms of a human being, I believe if he hung around Kurosaki long enough the spirit particles would be dis balanced and the time I think would be returned." Mayuri answered.
"No, I don't want to be around that strawberry!" Byakuya snapped, stomping his foot lightly, his movement causing his robe to slip down again.
"Don't like him much do you?" Shunsui chuckled.
"Besides, if I have to have reiatsu shock therapy why can't I do it with Zaraki Taicho?" He asked angrily, waving his clothes back on with a snap of robes.
"No," Kenpachi said simply, Byakuya looked at him.
"What?"
"Fraid I can't do that Kuchiki, see if I get out my reiatsu round you, I might crush you." His reiatsu fell on Byakuya with a crushing force that knocked the air out of him. Byakuya remained still, gasping hard and shallow, his knees bucked and he fell on them and his world went black.
"That was completely uncalled for Zaraki Taicho!" It was Unohanna. He opened his eyes to see Unohanna looking up angrily and Kenpachi; it was a fearful sight
"Aw come on, I just let out a little, shit, I didn't know he'd pass out on me." Kenpachi answered.
"I'm quite all right, Unohanna Taicho." Byakuya spoke, it seemed as good a time as any as he saw murder in the fourth Squad Taicho's eyes. He pulled himself out of her lap and touched her limp hand reassuringly.
"See, he's okay!" Kenpachi said happily picking Byakuya up and putting him on his feet, "no hard feelings right Kuchiki? I was only doing that because you're a little hard headed and I HAD to make my point."
"Thank you for that Zaraki." Byakuya answered, dusting his clothes and pulling his robes up again.
"Taicho, I thought you'd be okay with Kurosaki?" Byakuya glared at his big mouthed fukutaicho, under his eye twitching.
"And what gave you that misguided op-"
"Wait, you're avoiding something aren't you?" Renji mused with a grin on his face. Byakuya however stared back at the red head, feeling his heart skip a beat and his breath escape him and his faced flushed.
"I... I... Kurosaki..." Renji's jaw dropped.
"Taicho, do you LIKE Kurosaki?" Byakuya felt his face crumple as the sour of the red head's words. His shocked stance straightened to noble height.
"Come Abarai." He said quietly. Renji walked up to him with confusion on his face and leaned close to his even shorter superior.
"Yeah Taicho?" Byakuya did what he thought he could only fantasize about; he put his foot in Renji's face as hard as he could.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR HEAD IDIOT! ME like KUROSAKI!" Byakuya took a deep calming breath and removed his foot, leaving Renji on the floor with a bloody nose.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO-" Renji fell short of words at the sight of the teen's empty expression, Renji sat back down on the floor and Byakuya looked away.
"So are you avoiding something Kuchiki?" Zaraki chuckled.
"Actually, yes, I am." Byakuya took a deep breath.
"You aren't going to make us beg are you?" Shunsui chuckled.
"It's Yoruichi."
AN- I'm gonna stop here because I'm sleepy... I'll write the rest later... yeah, the idea is like the one in Byakuya Seventeen 'cept it's T rated and nothing happens... I'm REALLY going to make him a teen... umm do you know things teens go through? I'm a teen yeah, but when you're in the pen you don't see the muck till you know better... it's be nice if you just told me instead of me having to research psychology etc... I just put this pairing to get your attention... I'm not sure if I'm gonna commit... well nighties...