Wing: Wait whoa; my contract does not state this!
Fed: Actually, it says right there in Clause 13, by making a joint account, the real you is liable to any sort of torture including hosting ask fics
Wing: You're right... *sigh* Welcome to "Ask Link and Ganon and Their Friends. Man that is such a lame title! As soon as this show is over, I'm burning my contract and forging a new one!
Link: What's his problem?
Ganondorf: Probably thinks what happened to Tikal is gonna happen to him.
Sonic: What, he likes the same Anime romances as Tikal?!
Link: My God, you'd have to be a poor soul to like AAML and S+S.
Shadow: LET'S GET HIM!
Wing: Hey! I didn't introduce you guys yet!
Shadow: Forget the intros, GET HIM!
Fed: Hold it!
All Four: Eh?
Fed: According to your contract you must wait backstage until you are introduced. That is all.
Wing: What do you know, the contract helped me! Well, anyway, our first guest is, you know him! You love him! You can't live without him! You think he's a clone of Captain Falcon, when really Captain Falcon's the clone--
C.Falcon: *From audience* HEY!
Wing: Shut up, Falcon! Anyway, it's Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: *Struts out* Just call me Ganon the Cannon!
Fed: I'd rather not due to copyright infringement.
Wing: That's all right, I cleared it with Dr. Nick. Who didn't see that coming, anyway? Next, he's a swordsman, an archer, and a hookshot-guy...okay now THIS is crappy dialogue!
Fed: Contract!
Link: Yeah, introduce me already ya moron!
Wing: -_- Er...Link.
Ganondorf: Call him Link the Stink!
Link: You cheap bastard! I oughta...
Crowd: JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
Wing: *Turns on his buster* I also double as security.
Crowd: *Quiets down*
[Author's Note: The buster Wing refers to is a Megaman type gun, or if you haven't played Megaman it's kinda like Samus's]
Link: I'll see you after the show She-man!
Ganondorf: How dare you insult me race's weird genetic code?!?!
Link: Me race's? You sound Scottish!
Wing: *Starts charging the buster* Do NOT tempt me.
Ganondorf: Well, can I help it if this stupid author made a typo?!
Link: Uh Ganon, me and you are the authors of this Fic.
Ganondorf: Oh sure, tell the whole world!
Link: I think I just did. This is being broadcasted in 67 countries world wide.
Ganondorf: &*%#&*% (&$%#)&%Y#& $)&$%*^% #_(3#35673
Wing: He's cool, has cool hair, is the ultimate life form, and someone I actually want to introduce: it's Shadow the Hedgehog!
Shadow: *Walks out* Thank you, thank you hold your applause.
Audience: SHA-DOW, SHA-DOW, SHA-DOW, SHA-DOW!
Link: Hey, they didn't do that for us...
Ganondorf: I bet it's your fault!
Link: Are not!
Ganondorf: Are two!
Link: Are not!
Ganondorf: Artoo-deetoo! Oh wait, this is bad grammar.
Link: Quiet Clone-boy! Or should I say Clone-girl?
Wing: *Still charging* A-HEM. *Link and Ganondorf shut up*
Wing: now fianlly the pathetic clone of the ultimate life-form, who thinks he's cool cause he's all righteous and junk-
Sonic: Just introduce me!
Wing: and he's quite pissy too
Sonic: I AM NOT PISSY!
Wing: sonic the hedgehog
Sonic: *walks out* thank you! Thank you!
Audience: BOO! WE WANT SHADOW, GET OFF THE STAGE!
Sonic: *sits down* ingrates…
Wing: okay, it's simple, send in your questions, and those four answer them
Fed: actually they can send you questions too
Wing: WHAT?!?!?!?! Please for the love of god, don't send me questions! If you do I'll have to stay here, and if I stay, they'll send me to Tierra del Fuego!
Shadow: hey, he DOES like the same romances as Tikal!
Sonic: GET HIM!
Wing: aw crap… *runs for his life* send in those questions, I'll do the next chapter when I get 10 reviews, just DON'T SEND THEM TO ME!!!!! *is tackled from behind* AND HELP ME!!!!!
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As he says, send in those reviews! The more we get the better the fic this is, just try not to have too many questions, or it'll take forever to sort through them and get to the next chapter!