What is up you guys this if my first comedy fanfic, SO NO HATIN'!

And also if you haven't already go check out my other story "the rising"

Well any ways tada!

Arya: really…?

Me: really…

Everyone: …

Eragon: awkward…

Me: yup…

Disclaimer: I don't own nuffin'

Eragon chuckled as a drunken saphira threw another empty barrel at the wall. "Saphira? Why do you keep doing that?" "I'm mad!"

"At what?" asked Eragon

"She's probably mad at the barrel for not having anymore mead." Said Arya walking through the door with orik.

"Finally someone understands!" Saphira exclaimed in a drunken fashion.

"ARYA MY LOVE, TAKE ME TO MY ROOM FOR I AM VERY TIRED INDEED!" Eragon shouted also sounding very drunk.

Arya only sighed and sidestepped his drunken charge, rolling her eyes all the while.

There was an awkward silence as they all stared at Eragon passed out on the floor. The room remained silent until orik stated under his breath "gay baby…"

Everyone stared at orik until saphira emitted a strange throaty growl that meant she was laughing, and soon everyone started to laugh getting Eragon up from his fake drunken sleep.

"What's all this about?" asked murtagh as he strode into the room with an arm around Nassuada.

"Murtagh?! I thought you were mad at the world and wanted to drown the ocean in blood or something?!"

"Meh, I got over it." Murtagh replied in a very calm voice.

"Okay everyone, I am going to go sit at the table, come join me" said orik walking in the direction of the table.

After everyone was seated, murtagh and Nassuada started making-out, Arya sat with her head in her hands staring at the wooden grain of the table, while orik ordered everyone mead. Meanwhile Eragon stared blindly at Arya's boobs.

"Eragon, stop staring at Arya's boobs, it's degrading." Stated saphira, forgetting that in her drunken state, her thoughts were cast to everyone at the table.

"YOU WERE WHAT?!" Arya screamed at Eragon, losing interest in the table's mesmerizing grain.

"I-I um…" was all Eragon able to stutter out before being blown to the side by a super-slap, from Arya.

The group erupted into laughter as Eragon got back up a pure white mark in the shape of a hand on his face, and his mouth moved 2 ½ inches to the left in a very cartoonish way. Eragon glanced at Arya and was surprised to see, not anger but a blush.

"HEY! I'M BACK, JACK!"Cried Angela, striding through the door with a fake, grey beard and a cup of tea in a weird blue material.

"What?" asked Eragon having put his face back where it should be?

"A story for another time…" replied Angela, gulping down the last of the tea and discarding the beard.

"So what are you guys, and Arya, doing?" asked Angela.

"What about me?" asked Nassuada in an annoyed voice.

"Oh sorry, Nassuada didn't see you there behind murtagh's tongue." Replied Angela, obviously very amused.

"Anyway… I was actually going to ask If you guys wanted to play a game." Said Eragon.

"What game?" asked Arya, bored.

"i… aamm … open to suggestions…" said Eragon being cut off by angela.

"Ooh, I know how about, find the vole, chicken swan dove, donkey kong, pong, jenga city,lice mice and rodent…" she kept at it for several minuts until saphira interjected with

"how about truth or dare?"

There was a chorus of agreements signaling for them to continue. "saphira thought of the game so she goes first" stated Eragon.

"orik truth or dare?"

"we haven't gone over the rules yet." stated Arya.

"right, well the usual rules, choose truth or dare, or if you absolutely refuse to do your dare or question you can take off a piece of clothing. Now, orik, truth or dare?"

"Dare!" orik stated grinning stupidly.

"I dare you to… drink your mug of mead, spin twenty times on the handle of vollund, and run to the main gate and back!"

"Very well," said orik, his face pale.

Twenty minutes later, orik returned, face red with exertion and humiliation.

He then turned to Nassuada and said "Nassuada, truth or dare?"

"Dare…" she said cautiously.

Orik smiled devilishly and said "I dare you to… kiss Eragon!"

"WHAT!?"Both Eragon and Nassuada screamed in unison.

"you heard me!" stated orik smugly.

Nassuada shot a murderous glare at orik, making him squirm, then walked over to Eragon. Eragon tried to get away but was soon pinned down by Nassuada with impressive strength.

Then their lips crashed together, making murtagh turn red instantly. Arya tried to look away, but then broke, "GET OFF MY MAN!" she shouted.

"GET OFF MY WOMAN!" shouted murtagh.

"Oops, sorry murtagh" said Nassuada ashamed.

"Am I really your man!" asked Eragon

"No" Arya said flatly "I just wanted to get the game back going"

Eragon ran o sobbing to a hallway; Arya looked guiltily at him running away. But then looked back to the disapproving faces of the rest o the table.

"that was really mean!" said Angela, angrily.

"Go say you're sorry!" commanded Nassuada.

"Never!" Arya replied stubbornly.

"fine, let's just get back to the game then." Said Nassuada faking defeat.

"Arya, truth or dare?"

"… dare…" replied Arya hesitantly.

"I dare you to kiss Eragon!" Nassuada shouted with victory.

IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME THE REFERENCE ANGELA MAKES ON HER ENTRANCE YOU WIN A NNEEEEWWW CAAAARRR (NEW CAR NOT INCLUDED)