Childhood Memories (JiraxTsun)

Based on New Kids of the block featuring Lady Gaga's Big Girl Now. Enjoy

Her gaze was focused on something distant, almost like she was reminiscing in her mind. It was like she was off in her own world, forgetting the duties of being Hokage for a few seconds.

"Milady!" Someone broke her concentration, making her jump in her seat.

Turning her attention to the door, she saw a dishevelled Shizune standing there, her hands on her knees. Blinking and regaining her composure, she spoke, "what is it Shizune-chan?"

"Ji-Jiraiya won't get out of the ladies hot spring milady." Shizune answered as she leaned against the door for some support as she looked at her friend and leader, panting. "Ane he won't get out. Everyone's tried, even Naruto."

A sigh escaped the painted lips of the Godaime, her gaze falling to the window. She was afraid something like this would happen one day. Getting up, she passed her friend and down the hall. She had to get her old teammate out or she'll be killing him.

Walking down the stairs and through the door, she let her mind wonder once more. The days that they spent together; pushing each other and teasing everyone about something. Or in this case, Jiraiya getting on her nerves to the point she was ready to kill him.

Stopping in front of the business, she took a deep breath to calm her thoughts and to gather the voice she needed. With the loudest yell possible, she let it out. "Jiraiya get your ass out here now!"

"Hell no princess!" He yelled back, earning a few feminine screams in response.

With that answering her mental question, she stormed in, her sleeves rolled up. A sadistic smile came onto her face, her vein throbbing in her neck. Just like old times, she thought for a quick second before grabbing the man by his neck.

Passer byers heard screams of pure agony and horror escape the house from the perverted novelist.

It wasn't romantic. It was like a reminiscing fanfic. Hope you enjoyed it. Please review!