Jethro:I don't own crap....

Link:say it right

Jethro:fine, I don't own shit...

Link:I said right not worse!

Jethro:fine I don't own Zelda,crap,or shit

Link:Good enough

SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was one peacful day until Zelda found the sugar on the table. She ate the whole container of sugar.

Zelda ran faster than a rabbit to lon lon ranch.

Zelda:Who?!What?!Why?!

Malon:Hi Zelda

Zelda:hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

Malon:.....

Ingo:Darn that talon, he doesn't even have the rights to be capitalized

Z&M:.....

Zelda:Do you have any ciggarettes?

Ingo:no...I wish I did but talon took it away

Zelda:I have an idea ::wispers into Ingo's ear::

Ingo:good plan

:3 hours later:

Zelda:Hey talon, do you have and sugar?

talon:Yes

Zelda:where?where?where?where?

::in background Ingo sneaks out of talon's room with cigarettes::

:5 minutes later:

Zelda:did you get them?

Ingo:yes!Want some?

Zelda&Malon:yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

Ingo:okay

talon:don't you know those are bad?!

Everyone else:no

Malon:Try some::sticks one in talon's mouth::

talon:mmm...... good

::eveyone falls down unconscious::

::2 hours later::

all:must get sugar!

Link:hi

Zelda:get sugar or die!

Link:help

Zelda knocks Link unconscious

All but Link:sugar!!

all:yay!::finds sugar::

Sugar gets pulled by rope to the castle

King:where were you? you were sopose to be grounded!

Zelda:boo stupid poo-poo head

talon:can't you do better?

Zelda:no

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Jethro:did you like it?

angel Link:Why did I die?

Jethro:you just got unconscious... oh yeah,please r&r.