Severus Snape is Still Alive

by WAYAMY

The following is a parody of "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton from the video game Portal. Snape is alive. I refuse to be told otherwise! I'm not listening... la la la. Now a song and video on YOUTUBE. Add watch?v EoMeSXx-lV8&feature plcp to the youtube address!

The Author has this to say about her piece:
"The concept is simple. My belief, lyrically, that SNAPE IS ALIVE.
(It's amazing the things that come to you at 2 AM.)"

The following is a parody of "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton from the game Portal. Youtube link ( /watch?v=NCt2nZF2nLk )

I don't own Portal, Harry Potter, cats, or dogs. I do own a tarantula.

Eventually, I'd like to post this on Youtube. (If you want to post it to Youtube, please PM to me.)

Severus Snape is 'Still Alive.'

I just watched the movie.
I've read all the books, and I'm depressed
It's hard to overlook this small infraction...

Severus Snape's dead? !
He did what he must!
Lily – Always
Dumbledore's man all this time.
Yes, Severus killed him, true.

But there's no sense screaming that Snape's a bad man.
When you see the memories, it's all part of a plan.
You can say it's all done.
You can have all your fun.
But, I believe that Snape is still alive,

I'm not even angry.
Ms. Rowling, I'm being sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart
and killed him.
And made him be snake food.
And left him to die inside the shack.
As pages turned, it hurts, because I always knew he was true.

If I may be so bold, you are out of line.
Do you think I'll buy it?
You are out of your mind.
'Cause you've made it quite clear.
Snape's an expert potioneer.
He's survived, and he is still alive.

Sirius left me.
Remus and Tonks said their goodbyes.
Fred is gone, and Hedwig has bid adieu.
Don't forget the free elf.
Toast to his life.
Here here. DOBBY!
It's obvious this song's de-railed
Let us get back to the Snape.

I'm in love with Severus.
What's a Gryffindor to do?
And no, it's not strictly Alan
Though, I admire him, too.

Now I'm lying to myself
for my so-called mental health.
I believe that Snape is still alive.
My Severus Snape is still alive.
He's making potions, and he's still alive.
Living in Canada, and he's still alive.
While you're dying, he'll be still alive.
And when you're dead, he will be still alive.

Still alive!
Snape's alive!

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