These 40 statements are exactly what the title says : 40 things that would never happen in Vampire Knight
Kaname's a girl- he has been called beautiful before but he's 100% man
Aido's gay- Aido? Come on, he is like the definition of straight!
Ruka and Yuki become friends- how would that be able to last?
Neither Zero or Kaname end up with Yuki, Ichiru does- might be the easiest solution for Yuki but I bet Ichiru is going to be in trouble
Headmaster Cross and Shizuka Hio get married- I wonder who their kids are? Hmm?
Zero and Ichiru are a couple- hello; did someone not get the memo that they are TWINS/BROTHERS?!
Kain has an obsession for Rima – very unlikely couple to begin with, and I don't think Kain would be that creepy
Shiki becomes bald – it's just too weird to picture him or any other character without hair
Aido gets a job at McDonald's – when he asks if you want some fries with that shake, he wasn't being literal
No one was offended by Twilight – SPARKLY VAMPIRES! Need I say more
Kaname sneaks into Yuki's room to watch her sleep – he4 might be protective but he's not a stalker
Ichijo sides with his grandfather – Ichijo's way too smart to fall for that
Toga quits smoking – every time they show him, he has a cigarette
Yuki becomes a rap star – right, and I'm the queen of France
Zero loves being a vampire – if you believe that, you're an idiot
Ichijo and Shiki aren't friends – they are the perfect duo(in more than one way), I would cry if they stopped being friends
Yuki is the spawn of the devil – only for fans of Kaname/Zero
Ruka cuts her hair short – I bet she couldn't go 5 minutes without flipping her hair
Seiren is a serial killer – she would only kill in defense
Headmaster Cross sleeps in regular pjs – I couldn't imagine him without his fruity baby animal print nightwear
Ichijo is a merman – only in my dreams (what's hotter than a vampire mermaid? Ichijo as a vampire merman! WOW!)
Aido writes a biography of Kaname – he probably would but Kaname wouldn't let him
Yori is a vampire – she's one of the only character that ISN'T a vampire
Kaname is arrested for killing Shikuza Hio – he has like diplomatic immunity
Headmaster Cross is a cross dresser – I'm sure he's done weirder things
The Night Class can use magic – what are they? Fairy Princesses?
Zero dreams of being a fairy princess – sorry, could not resist
Aido commits suicide after Kaname and Yuki's wedding – sounds like something he would think of doing, but not actually following through
Shiki CAN resist Ichijo's blood – Come On! He's irresistible!
Rido and Shizuka Hio are a couple – they would make a cute "EVIL" couple; RUN KANAME!
Ichiru never truly hated Zero – that would make things a lot easier
Toga doesn't have an injured eye – Why does he wear the eye patch? Because he always dreamed of being a pirate!
Aido and Kain join a strip club – Aido would, but Kain has more self respect than that
Zero wanted Yuki to become a vampire – alright, raise your hand if you never read this series
Toga is Shiki's real dad – don't know where that came from but I can say that would never happen
Serien bits Zero – I think they would make a good couple, since Kaname and Yuki are taken
Yuki kills Kaname – if any "good guy" killed him, it would be Zero
Ruka falls for the Day Class president – what about Kain?
Kaname gets Zero pregnant – I read a really sweet story about that but it couldn't really happen
Vampire Knight was never written – OK, now I'm depressed