Life Of A Robin

Summary- Short, humourus drabbles featuring the Robins with cameos from Batfam, Justice League, Teen Titans, Avengers and others.

#1 - Tim Drake and Pepper Potts bitch about Bruce and Tony.

'abc' - Tim

'abc' - Pepper

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"The press considers him a man child"

Snorts' "The media thinks he's a man whore"

"He is Iron Man"

"Vale thinks he is Batman

"I have to deal with him blowing things up"

"I have to deal with the news of all the adult adventures of my Dad" 'cringes'

"He revealed himself as the Iron Man"

"He uses whorish behavior to cover that up"

"He makes bad jokes and puns"

"He makes dad jokes"

'winces' "Harsh"

"Tell me about it"

"The media thinks I'm a gold digger and seduced my way into the job"

"The media thinks I'm a spoiled brat and got the job because of Daddy"

"He's essentially a weapon"

"He dresses uo as Bat and haves us dress like traffic lights"

"The media thinks he is a crazy, mad, narcisstic genius"

"The media thinks he is a play boy who also sleeps with his adopted sons"

"Touchè"

"So same time next month?"

"Sure"

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