*eighth year common room*
After the war ended I had decided that I had seen enough bloodshed and fighting, so when Minnie offered me a chance to take my newts again I jumped on the chance right away. You see, I don't want to be an auror anymore, I got a lot more enjoyment and satisfaction from teaching the DA back in 5th year, so I've decided to become a professor for the Defense Against the Dark Arts position, as Hogwarts currently does not have one.
Right now Hermione has organized an eight year party and everyone is pleasantly buzzed. Ron and 'Mionie are snuggled up on a chair that probably was meant for only one person, but they've mangled to both squeeze in there. Malfoy and I are seated on opposite ends of the same couch and he's doing that annoying hair flicky thing. Again. I swear he does it just to get on my nerves. He has grown into his pointy features quite nicely though. One might even call him handsome. Ah yes that's the other thing. I discovered that I was gay last winter. It's funny the things a dark lord can make you realize.
Oh no. Ron's getting up. What stupid thing is he going to do now?
"LASIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION! I has an challenge for Malfoy and Har here." He slurs. "A challenge of falling in love!" Say WHAT NOW?
/Draco\
Oh HELL NO! I will not have everyone discover my deepest secret that I've held for at least 5? years. No way. But then again, I can't refuse a challenge against Potter, I have a reputation to uphold thank you very much. "And what does this 'challenge' entail" I hear myself say before my brain has allowed it. Weasly responds with "for the next month you and Harry have to pretend to be lovers. This involves sweet talking, play fighting, hand holding, dates, hugs and kisses, cuddles, nicknames, and whatever you'd do in a relationship. Oh and if you fail to do this you lose, but if you fall in love first you lose".
"Ok. You're on Potter"