Summer Innocence
A pointless little thing that took me…maybe less than a minute to write, and even less time for my friend to fill in the blanks. The dialogue was taken from "Fruits basket" volume 10, pages 1, 2, 4, and 11 (so you can go see for yourself how incredibly easy this was). I do not own Kyo, Yuki, Haru, Tohru, Momiji or any of "Fruits basket", that is all the work of Natsuki Takaya, all I did was steal some lines, leave some words out, and let my friend fill those gaps in with wordy durds (dirty words). XD. I realize that most of you will refuse to believe my word on this and just send me flames about how stupid this is (which I'm already quite aware of or this would not be on here right now) and how you think I'm "just trying to get attention" or something cliché like that; but my friend did NOT think about what he filled in the blanks with. His choice of words was totally random, even though it appears to be thought through at points because some of it just happens to make sense.
"It's summer! Nothing but the blue dick and suck me!" Tohru thought as she let Momiji lead her into the water.
"Let's go bitch! Let's go vagina!" Momiji shouted with joy.
"Yes!" she agreed. She came on a summer vacation with pubic hair.
"Long isn't it!?" Momiji giggled as they waded into the mangina ocean water.
"They're so hard." Yuki thought to himself.
"You're not a virgin Kyo?" Haru asked Kyo.
"No way." Kyo responded.
"Once again its gay sex, I'm so grateful!" Tohru thought and smiled.
Later on:
"You don't look too good, is all this sperm getting to you?" Haru asked Yuki.
The end. On to the reviews!!