The Adventures of Ron Weasley, The Weird Wizard.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, but JKR does so buzz off!! (Sniff, I wish Danny were mine!)

Rating: PG13 (violence, violence, and oh yeah? Did I mention violence?)

Adventure One: Dobby the Dumb Dumb

One day, Ronald Weasly, a boy at the ripe age of 14, woke up. All of the sudden, a large black thing came bounding into the room. "Oh hello, snuffles!!! How are you?" The great big huge ugly ferocious furry black dog turned into a man who had a knife. "What did you do to Harry?" said Sirius. "I only lost my pyjamas, in apple stroodles fanfic, then hermione told us to look in Hogwarts: A history to find them, and then Harry jumped out the window." Said Ron. Sirius and ron both looked out the window. The house elves were scraping up the remains of him on the walkway. Except for Dobby. Dobby was licking them up. "Dobby is a dumb dumb!" said Ron! The end



A/N: I am giving credit mainly to apple stroodle because she made this idea up, so yeah. Tell me if I should write more!