Orochimaru, a Guy or a Girl???
Chapter 1
"Hey Orochimaru, I've been thinking..." said Naruto. "Are you, like, a guy or a girl, man?"
"What kind of question is that!?" asked Orochimaru.
"I don't know." said Naruto. "I was just wondering, I mean do you like pee with the seat up or down? I mean you can't blame me for wondering, man, I mean come on!"
"Well..."
"Hey, Naruto where's my baby, Sasuke? "said Sakura.
"Your baby Sasuke!? What about your baby Naruto???"
"Damn you, Naruto, where is he?!"
"Hey Sakura," said Orochimaru, "You're pretty cute, besides for that forehead of yours, you're mighty fine"
"Ewwwww!!! Like, are you even a guy or a girl? I would never go out with you he she thing."
"Like what the hell is going on here?" said Sasuke.
"Sasuke," said Sakura "You're here. I'm in love with you. I think I im going to kiss you like in 2 minutes!"
"Ewww, get away from me pervert" said Sasuke.
"I know you want me to, Sasuke"
"Hey people," said Naruto. " I still have a very important question I want to ask Orochimaru. Are you a guy or a girl?"
"Well..."
"Hey everybody," said Neji. "Did you know Lee is going to ask Sakura out again?"
"Ahh not again. That fuzzy eyebrowed freak..." whined Sakura
"Yea, man that's him all right. He's the guy with the gay looking hair do as well."said Neji"
"I think he's cute." said Orochimaru
"So you're a girl!" said Naruto
"Well..." he said.
"The spring time of youth is here and he has a telegram that says Naruto, Orochimaru, Sakura, Sasuke, Neji, Lee, and me have a very important mission to fulfill."
"Finally," said Naruto, " I've been waiting for this day what rank is it?"
"It's a z ranked mission"said Gai.
"Like omg, that's a hard mission." said Naruto.
"Anyway, lets get going." said Gai
"Alright I'm going to do good on this thing." said Sakura.
"Ok, lets go," said Naruto, "I'm so ready"
"Ok," said Gai. "Lets fly ninpo."
"Flying thing!", every one said.
"Yea!", said Sasuke. "We like flying."
"What's our mission anyway?" said Naruto
"To bring Orochimaru to the sand village to put him in the girl or boy machine." said Gai.
"That's what I'm talking about!" said Naruto. " I will finally know!"
"Hey," said Neji. "Where's Lee"?
"Ahhhhhhhhhh," said Sasuke. "Something is in my bag, help!!!