Before anything else, I want to thank the stories of A Journey Beyond Sanity by The Warrior Of Twilight, and I'm a Pony? by Ashbel Longheart. Awesome stories, without further ado, let' the madness begin!

Let's see….. Punch myself to wake up? Check. Close my eyes and tried to wake up? Check. Use water and try to kill myself so I wake up? Check….. Yell so loud I might wake up?... Here we go-

"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!" I have to yell since I was in the middle of a forest….which very strange, consider I WAS IN MY HOUSE JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO!

"Okay! Deep breath…..Calm mind…. If I do this, I might find who did this…. And I can kill them, of course." I said to myself as I take some air in my lungs before began to walk forward, "Now, let's see if I can at least get out of here."

How long did I walk? For proximity ten minutes before I found the exit…. What? Were you expecting me to say something cliche? Too bad! Waluigi Time!

"Great, I'm out!" I said before brushing some leaves out of my hair. "Now! Let's see-" I shut my mouth when I saw the landscape in front of me.

I saw that I was up on a hill, and far away was a small village with houses….. And far away was a mountain, and in that mountain was what appears to be a….castle…

"...I wish I was dreaming right now," I simply said as my leg trip in something, I look down and saw a familiar bag. "Hey, isn't this my bag?"

I took it and began to search inside, sure enough, it was my bag; which contains my laptop, my 3DS, my cell phone, and several others belongings of mine. I took out my laptop and open it. Once my computer was on, I quickly began to tap on the keyboard,and search in Google an image, after two seconds, my eyes widened as they commenced to look back and forth at the landscape and my computer.

"No way…!" I was shocked, I mean, unless this is another BronyCon, which I doubt, I was in the most wanted place of every brony in history.

"Equestria…" Those words escape my lips, I quickly took out a binocular from my bag and commenced to look far to the town, after a while, I found it. The town's name: Ponyville.

My heart began to beat like mad, I was in the goddam Equestria, the land of friendship! Is like a dream come true! I almost laugh like a girl, to be honest.

"Calm yourself."

Suddenly, a voice spoke to me, taking me by surprise. I look around, but no one was there.

"Is no use looking for me." There is it, great! Now I'm hallucinating… What's next, Deadpool and Pinkie Pie appear next- On second thought, I'll shut up.

"Good idea, if those two meet, we might need to call more than just a doctor."

"Okay, this is getting weird, let's go to the point; what is going on?" I asked.

"Straight to the point…. I have brought you here." It says.

"Naw~ Because me noticing that I'm 20 kilometers away from Ponyville didn't say anything at all." I sarcastically said.

"Jokes aside…. I need your help," Help? What the heck?

"Help? What help?" I have to ask yet again.

"In Equestria, friendship has been their powerful weapon, I don't need to explain more about it."

"Good, because I'm already at Season 7 of the show," I sarcastically said yet again.

"True…. But, this is where it all changed," Change? The heck? "The balance of Equestria is in grave danger, my boy…. Someone wants to destroy it."

My eyes were shocked at the news, Equestria, the most peaceful and harmony, was in the oblivion list….again! Just then, that Centaurus bull man came to mind

"Was it Tirek? I mean, he is the only one who could do this." I said with some hatred in my words. I still won't forgive that bastard for destroying Twilight's treehouse!

"No… This force is much more dangerous than Tirek…. And the Elements of Harmony won't be enough to defeat it… Not without you." His words shock me yet again.

"M-Me?... What can I do? I'm just a simple guy that spends his time on the computer…" as much as I hate to admit it, I'm weak…. I might even say that Fluttershy could beat me in a fight!

"That, my boy, is where you are wrong," the voice said, surprising me yet again, "You are, by far, the most powerful being in this world…. After all, you are my 'Chosen'."

Chosen? I'm really confused right now, and before I could ask, I felt something powerful in my body, heating up on fire. And suddenly, my body was cover in light, went it die down, I blink a few times before feeling that I was much taller than a few moments. I look down and saw my attire for the first time…..Was I naked all this time?

I was wearing an orange jacket with a hoodie, over a yellow shirt with the words, Crash my life!' on it. My long blue pants were still here and my red sneakers were also there. My dark orange-hair was a little wild like always, my red fingerless gloves were still in my hand …. However, I felt something different on me… I felt...Hot…. It was then, I notice that my chest feels hard. Raising my shirt up, I saw it…. Something was flashing inside my body.

"W...What...did you do?" I had to ask.

"Like I say, you are my 'Chosen'; the next in my throne."

"Throne?" Was I missing something? What throne?

"My time to speak with you is almost over, I must leave."

"Leave!?" this guy is leaving me without answers?! "At least tell me what am I supposed to do?!" I yelled at it, I still have no clue what am I supposed to do!

"Train…. Train yourself, the Elements, and those who need it…. The time will come….when your destiny is clear."

"Destiny?! The heck?!" I asked…..and got no answer, "You moutherfucker…" I cursed, good thing I was away from the town.

I let a sigh out from my mouth, I grab my bag and began to put my computer back in, just then, a piece of paper appear in front of me. Been the curious being I am, I grab it and read the content;

"I said that you must train yourself and the Elements, however, focus on train yourself first. Do not tell anyone about where you come, or our conversation, at least, not yet… And your presences here is a big change in history, so prepare for anything. Good Luck!"

Ps: In three years, Nightmare will come back.

…..Excuse me?

"Three….years….. YOU MEAN I'M THREE YEARS EARLIER BEFORE NIGHTMARE MOON RETURNS?!" Great! Not only am I still confused, but it would appear that I'm way off before the first episode of the show started! "...Actually, maybe is not that bad… I could use this to train as he said…"

Problem was, how would I know when I'm ready? What kind of training must I do? And since the voice told me to not say anything, those that mean I can't speak...?

"...Naw, he must have meant to not tell them my origins…. Well, I say I better get down there and do what I always do, search." I said as I put my bag behind me, "Better be prepare….Pinkie will give me the greatest party ever!"

With that, I commenced walking down, as I was thinking about how to call myself now…. Which is stupid, Because-"

"Equestria….Say hello to Nathan Bandicoot!"

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"...Okay….Now I understand the 'Me here is a big change' part." I have to say because when I was in front of the gate of Ponyville….I was not expecting Humans walking around.

Seriously, like everyone here is not a pony! They all are humans being, with clothes!... On the bright side, I might not need to learn how to say 'everypony'.

('Focus!') Shaking the thought of my head, I began to walk forward. Through all my walk, I look around the town on fascination, all the people were doing their own business, not a single one look at me in suspicious. However, I have been noticing that the female population had…..tails and the male population not…..weird.

('Nice! I blend in perfectly.') I said to myself, looking around the buildings, ('Now! Normally, one would ask, what's my plan of attack? Well, is obvious; found some jobs and buy a house! Simple….But, how am I going to do that?') That would be the problem right now, how do I start?

I was so focused on thinking what to do, I accidentally bump into someone, "Uff!"

"Ah!"

Apparently, both of us fell down to our butts, I quickly shook my daze away and look at who did I bump into. When I did, my eyes became dots as I lock eyes with another.

Right in front of me was a girl with pink-haired that looks like cotton candy. She had blue eyes, large size breasts, she wears a pink top with three balloons on the front, which were tight on her chest, and exposed her midriff, blue daisy dukes with brown suspenders over her shoulders, fingerless brown gloves, pink stockings with one blue pattern and a yellow polka dots, and the other, blue and yellow stripes. And brown knee-high boots, behind her, a puffy pink tail.

We both stare at each other for a while, before I regain my shock and stood up first, "S-Sorry about that! I wasn't looking where I was going!" I said before extending my hand to her, "Are you alright?" I asked her.

She stood there, looking at me in shock… Until she let a big gasp out of her mouth, jump back to her feet. "Oh my Celestia! Are you new? You are new, right? I mean, I haven't seen you before, so that means you're new! And if you're new, that means that you don't know anything or anyone here! And if you don't know that, it makes me super sad!" she stop talking.

I feel happiness in me, I have THE Pinkie Pie in front of me, why wouldn't I?! Although, better control that, I'm a stranger in a strange land after all, "Y-Yeah, I'm new here."

She gasps again, "Really?!" she then took my hands and began to shake them like crazy, (funny because she is') "Then, Welcome to Ponyville! I'm-"

"Wait!" I say, stopping her since this place is crazy, let's follow the current, "Don't tell me, I want to guess…" I place my finger on my forehead, "Your name is….Pinkie Pie, right?"

The pink haired girl gasps a third time, "How you know?! Are you psychic?!" she asked, I could see stars in her eyes.

"...Lucky guess?" I said before my stomach growl in hunger. It was at that moment that I realized that haven't eaten anything! My cheeks became red in embarrassment before looking away from her. I could hear her gasp once again before feeling her hand on mine, making me look at her with a blush.

"OMC! You must be Super-Hungry! Come with me, I know just the place to get something Yummy!" she said, and before I could say anything, I felt myself being dragged at speed faster than I have ever felt…. Death Battle was right to say that she can run at almost Rainbow Dash speed.

She suddenly stops, and look at him with a sweet smile, "Hey, I never got your name! Silly me!" she stuck her tongue out and made a silly face.

('Yep, this is Pinkie Pie all right,) "...My name is Nate Bandicoot, nice to me you, Miss Pie." I said, bowing my head to her.

"Pff, please call me Pinkie, Miss is for when I'm an old granny with a bad back," she said, covering her mouth.

"Yeah….And that's is going to be after a loooooooong time." I say, before feeling her hand pulling once again.

"Come Natey! Let's go to the greatest bakery of Ponyville!" Pinkie said as she pulls me into what I believe is Sugarcube Corner.

…..At that moment, I was smiling at her, seeing one of my greatest inspirational character in a human body was amazing….Little that I knew, my destiny would have granted me the most unexpected gift….. Something that I would like to have…..yet refused at first to accept….

After all, girls can be selfish when it comes to love the same boy.