Akatsuki Christmas
A/N: I know it's not Christmas. I was going to put it out on Christmas but I kept being lazy and not typing it. Well Gomen, now please enjoy! T/~\T
"Deidara-sempai, it's snowing! It's snowing!" Tobi chimed as he ran up to grab a fistful of the man's cloak, shaking it up and down. As he stopped, he started to hop up and down on the balls of his feet, it seemed like he was high on something again to the blond terrorist.
"That's a big fat lie Tobi. If it was snowing then Kisame and Zetsu would be packing and hightailing it to somewhere warm." Deidara hissed as he glared down at the child like member.
Kisame and Zetsu ran past them with suitcases in the hands, only to slam the door and curse out.
"Where the hell are you two going hm?"Deidara asked as he stared at the door.
"Vacation, Leader-sama knows this is when we go." Kisame said as he walked away.
"Okay. It's snowing." Deidara muttered as Tobi ran to tell the others. He walked into the living room and sat down in a chair with his feet propped up on something.
"Deidara get your nasty ass feet off my head." Sasori growled as he tinkered with one of his puppets.
"Nah, I'm too comfortable." Deidara replied as he tapped the red head's head with his heel.
"Get off now or you'll be my next puppet!" Sasori yelled as he tossed the foot off. He turned and let his glare focus on the long-haired blonde that had shock written on his face. He smirked inwardly, finally fulfilling his goal of scaring the blond to his wits.
"I will not be such a thing!" Deidara yelled back, getting his face into the puppet's.
"RETREAT!" They heard Kisame and Zetsu's voices echo as a sudden burst of air past them.
Kisame stopped in the doorway only to point Samehada at thin air. "You promised us a vacation when it snows! Now you're a fat ass jerk for not giving it to us!"
Pain walked in with a vein throbbing as he glared at the shark nin.
"I never said yes or no. So get unpacked and stop complaining about it. Tobi would be mad anyway." Pain growled as he crossed his arms across his chest.
The two men pouted as Tobi walked in with Konan dressed up. He had that fake beard on along with a red suit. Konan had a pair of fake antlers stuck to her head with a red dot on her nose.
Itachi walked in, only to growl as Deidara started to laugh, only to fall from where he was sitting.
"What's with the reindeer outfits hm?" Deidara asked, "Are you trying to be an animal now?"
The young Uchiha walked up to the blond, throwing a punch at the younger's face.
"Happy Christmas!" Tobi yelled, causing Konan to cover her ears.
"You mean Merii Kurisumasu!" Everyone yelled, only to laugh as Tobi hopped around with the two reindeer following.
A/N: Review and anything else if you liked it! Arigatou!