THIS IS NOT A STORY. Sorry. We would like to know if you want us to write this story or let it be. This is the sauce before the meat and/or super funsies my friend and I had. You haz funsies now too. K bi.

BRAINSTORMING:

Not alternate universe.

Turning point: paired to do a presentation in divination class.

Smutty/explicit.

In beginning, relationship is just sex. No love.

Mutual falling in love. They both know they love each other but are both denying it to themselves.

Harry and Ron walk in on them and are WICKED MAD!

Ron is super jealous because he likes Hermione and Harry is super jealous because he likes Draco!

I AM EXCITED!

Ron confronts Draco first and Harry confronts Hermione. LOTS OF KICKIN' AND SCRATCHIN'.

Ron and Draco get into fist fight. Things get ugly.

Afterwards, Hermione goes to find Draco but finds Ron instead. Hermione and Ron get into a spat and Ron declares his love for her. They kiss. It is romantic but not particularly smutty.

Hermione is conflicted because she has feelings for Ron but has deeper, more passionate feelings for Draco. However, Ron has confessed his feelings and Draco still hasn't.

Draco has gone to find Hermione but finds Harry. Bow chicka wow wow. I AM EXCITED AGAIN!

Harry and Draco get into a fight. Harry pins him to a tree. Harry starts to make out with him. Draco enjoys it and doesn't fight him. OMG THIS IS AMAZING!

Draco is conflicted about his sexuality because he had never felt anything so passionate as his sexy moment with Harry.

Finally, Hermione and Draco meet up and start talking about problems. Let slip what happened. Hermione yells at Draco and says, "why won't you admit that you love me you wanker?"

Hermione storms off and runs to Ron. Broken up.

Draco goes to Harry and says, "I forced her right into that git's waiting arms, didn't I?" Harry…achem…comforts him.

Draco goes to Hermione to tell her that he does love her. He walks in on her and Ron while shit is going down.

Draco runs out and Hermione makes to go after him. Ron stops her and says, "He's not worth it." Hermione gets angry with him and realizes that Draco is the one she loves. She goes to find him, and finds him by the lake. It is sunrise.

They have a long, meaningful conversation and they end up kissing and it is romantic and amazing and it is haz good grammars and stuffs. GRAMMAR FOX APPROVES AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD! THE ENDDDDDDD.