Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco are walking through the forbidden forest
(no one knows why so don't' ask). As they are walking a beat starts to
play through the forest and they start to walk to that beat. The beat
slowly progresses into the recognizable tune of "Serve the Ego" by Jewel.
Draco starts singing the first lines while suddenly holding a microphone.
"Mirror, mirror. Do you like what you see? I will dance for you. And you
will dance for me." The spotlight then switches to Hermione as the song
goes on.
"Who says a woman cannot serve? It would be my pleasure. Who says it is not my destiny to…let you control me?" Everybody then starts singing the chorus.
"Underneath the disco light, everybody's feeling alright". Halfway through the chorus an especially big Acromantula picks up the group and places them in a clearing (not far from where they were standing), while singing the rest of the chorus.
"Get on your hands and knees and praise the new deity." Everyone sings the last lines of the chorus.
"Serve the ego, serve the ego." The music then fades away and everyone looks around at their new surroundings. Two cloaked figures muttering in the corner to each other catch their eye. And the cloaked figures are…. Lord Voldemort and…. Lucius Malfoy!!!
"Daddy!!!!" squeals Draco as he jumps into his dad's arms. And as his dad twirls him around his feet fly out and hit Voldemort in the head, apparently knocking him out. Everybody just stares at him, until they realize he's dead. A new beat starts up and they start singing;
"Nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!!!" The beat blends and then transforms into the very well-known beat of the 'big butt' song. The giant Acromantula from earlier jumps out from the trees and starts shaking its butt at them, Harry says to Hermione "Oh my god, Becky look at her butt! It is soooo big!" Hermione starts to object that her name isn't Becky when Draco jumps up in front of them (with the Acromantula shaking its butt in the background), and starts rapping. "I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in yo face, you get sprung!" The Acromantula then ceases its butt shaking and jumps back into the bushes, taking Voldemort's body with it. Everybody is then surprised by the next beat, it is slow. A breeze slowly blows through and catches Draco's robe. His robe is blowing in the wind as he leans on a stump and starts singing "I used to think I had the answer to everything, but now I know. That life doesn't always go my way. Feels like I'm caught in the middle. That's when I realize. I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. All I need is time, a moment that is mine. While I'm in between. I'm not a girl." Draco goes onto finish the song, and then everyone goes back to Hogwarts and their homes. They are all wondering what really happened that night, leaving questions. Such as, Draco sang that he's not a girl, stating the obvious, but then he also said not yet a woman. Does this mean that he will become a woman in the future? Is Voldemort really dead? You must answer these questions, for an event like this may not happen for quite a while.
"Who says a woman cannot serve? It would be my pleasure. Who says it is not my destiny to…let you control me?" Everybody then starts singing the chorus.
"Underneath the disco light, everybody's feeling alright". Halfway through the chorus an especially big Acromantula picks up the group and places them in a clearing (not far from where they were standing), while singing the rest of the chorus.
"Get on your hands and knees and praise the new deity." Everyone sings the last lines of the chorus.
"Serve the ego, serve the ego." The music then fades away and everyone looks around at their new surroundings. Two cloaked figures muttering in the corner to each other catch their eye. And the cloaked figures are…. Lord Voldemort and…. Lucius Malfoy!!!
"Daddy!!!!" squeals Draco as he jumps into his dad's arms. And as his dad twirls him around his feet fly out and hit Voldemort in the head, apparently knocking him out. Everybody just stares at him, until they realize he's dead. A new beat starts up and they start singing;
"Nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!!!" The beat blends and then transforms into the very well-known beat of the 'big butt' song. The giant Acromantula from earlier jumps out from the trees and starts shaking its butt at them, Harry says to Hermione "Oh my god, Becky look at her butt! It is soooo big!" Hermione starts to object that her name isn't Becky when Draco jumps up in front of them (with the Acromantula shaking its butt in the background), and starts rapping. "I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in yo face, you get sprung!" The Acromantula then ceases its butt shaking and jumps back into the bushes, taking Voldemort's body with it. Everybody is then surprised by the next beat, it is slow. A breeze slowly blows through and catches Draco's robe. His robe is blowing in the wind as he leans on a stump and starts singing "I used to think I had the answer to everything, but now I know. That life doesn't always go my way. Feels like I'm caught in the middle. That's when I realize. I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. All I need is time, a moment that is mine. While I'm in between. I'm not a girl." Draco goes onto finish the song, and then everyone goes back to Hogwarts and their homes. They are all wondering what really happened that night, leaving questions. Such as, Draco sang that he's not a girl, stating the obvious, but then he also said not yet a woman. Does this mean that he will become a woman in the future? Is Voldemort really dead? You must answer these questions, for an event like this may not happen for quite a while.