EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
HOMER
VS
SPONGEBOB
BEGIN
[HOMER]
ALRIGHT SPONGEBOOB TIME TO KICK YOUR DIRTY ASS
TRY TO SAY BAD WORD I KNOW YOU SAY BALLSAC
YOU ARE LIKE A SPONGE CAKE I WILL EAT YOU ALIVE
NO ONE LIKES YOU GO COMMIT SUICIDE
YOU ARE JUST LIKE STUPID FLANDER WHO ALWAYS BOTHER SQUIDWARD
YOUR A FUCKING DIMWIT YOU NO GOOD LIAR
THE HOLE IN YOUR SPONGE MAKES IT LIKE A CHICKEN POX
MY BOSS IS BETTER YOURS IS JUST A SINNER COCK
[SPONGEBOB]
OH SHUT THE FUCK UP HOMER YOU ARE SUCH A FATHERFUCKER
COULDN'T KEEP UP BEING SMARTER BUT INSTEAD YOU ARE DUMBER
YOU PUT A CRAYON IN YOUR BRAIN AND YOU STRANGLE BART TO DEATH
YOU ONCE COMMITED SUICIDE AND YOU ALSO LOST MANY BETS
YOU ARE SUCH A BLASPHEMY AND YOU GAIN SO MANY WEIGHT
KRABBY PATTY IS BETTER THAN KRUSTY BURGER HATE
I CAN BEAT YOU DOWN WITH MY OWN BUBBLES BOWL
TIME TO KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE YOU NO GOOD ASSHOLE
[HOMER]
OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL WELL KEEP DREAMING DREAMER
LEAVING DOWN UNDERWATER IS SO MUCH SHITTIER
YOUR PET SNAIL GARY IS A FUCKING LITLE BITCH
I LOVE SANTA LITTLE HELPER BETTER THAN YOUR UGLY SHIT
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME I AM BIGBER THAN YOU
I MAY BE FAT BUT I CAN STILL FIGHT OR TWO
OH STOP BEING SO FRISKY YOU COULDN'T EVEN LEARN TO SWIM
YOUR AN IDIOT BOY AND YOU ARE A WIMP
[SPONGEBOB]
HA FUCK YOU BALDY APE YOU GET FIRED ALL THE TIME
YOU ONCE ATE A POISON FISH YOU CRAPPY LITTLE SLIME
GAINING MANY WEIGHT SO YOU CAN WORK AT HOME
I CAN EVEN RAPE SANDY RIGHT HERE IN THE DOME
YOU CAUSED A DOME TO HAPPENED BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING PIG
NO WONDER YOU'RE A PERVERT YOU GOT TITTIES TO DIG
I DON'T NEED YOUR FATTY ISSUE I'M GOING TO WORK
TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY YOU NO GOOD JERK
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE