Hi! Raikiri-no-Jutsu here! This fic is an attempt at humor, and it's very diffrent from my other fic, Snowflakes. OOCness is in this, especially Sakura. Note also that Kakashi doesn't really believe his students would do anything evil to him. Oh how wrong he is...

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, Sakumo and Obito would still be alive. But they aren't, so I obviously don't own Naruto.

Uh, enjoy! (And please review, I'm begging you, PLEASE!!)

Oh My God, Our Sensei's a CHIBI!

Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke were doing what they did every day. They were waiting for their sensei, Kakashi Hatake. As per usual, Sakura and Naruto were getting annoyed. Sakura was ranting about why they should wait this long, and Naruto was interjecting with an occasional 'Yeah!' or 'Believe it!'. Sasuke just 'Hnn'd'

"Why is he always late? I mean, I could still be sleeping right now!"

"Yeah!"

"It really annoys me! I skipped breakfast because I didn't want to be late for anything!"

"Believe it!"

"WHERE IS HE?????"

"Hnn."

Suddenly, a masked figure with silver hair appeared next to the ranting Sakura. As if on cue, she and Naruto both turned round dramatically to face him while pointing and shouting "YOU'RE LATE!!"

Kakashi raised an eyebrow, and told them his excuse.

"Well, you see, there was this injured bird, so I had to take it to the vet and-"

Sakura and Naruto immediately shouted "LIAR!!" at the top of their voices. Sasuke just glared.

Kakashi rolled his eyes. "Well anyway, we have another 'D' rank mission today-"

"AW MAN! That sucks!! We always get 'D's, but we're so much better than that! Believe it!!" Naruto exclaimed. He was sick of those kind of missions, they were so boring.

Sakura groaned. "What are we doing, sensei?"

Kakashi smiled, although his students couldn't see it, thanks to the mask he wore. "You're helping Tsunade clean out her medicine cupboard in Hokage Tower."

"The old lady? No way!"

"Naruto! Show some respect for our Hokage!" Sakura whacked Naruto on the head. Sasuke looked away in disgust.

Kakashi sighed. "Well then, let's get going."

Later, when they were at Hokage Tower, and helping Tsunade, Naruto had an idea. A horrible, nasty idea. He whispered his plan to Sakura.

"Hey, Sakura! I've had a great idea!"
"A great idea? From you? Dream on Naruto."

"Aw Sakura! It's really good, I promise! It's for getting back at Kakashi-sensei for always being late and giving us stupid 'D' rank missions!!"

Sakura thought about it for a second. She did want to get back at Kakashi-sensei for always being so late. And she hated having to do these tedious missions. She smiled.

"Ok, let's hear it. Naruto grinned, and told her. "Uh huh, mmhmm, yeah, ok!"

Sasuke looked over. What were those two doing?

Lunch time came, and Naruto's plan was going to be put into action. Kakashi was talking to the other Jonin downstairs, and had left his lunch up with Team Seven. This was not a good idea, as Kakashi was soon going to find out.

Naruto and Sakura looked at all the weird medicines in Tsunade's cupboard, which had been left open. Again, not a good idea. They stared taking out random ones and poured them onto Kakashi's lunch and into his drink. Sasuke just stared at them as if they were going insane.

"Do I want to know what you're doing?" He asked, slightly (only slightly) worried for their sanity.

Naruto grinned like a madman. "We're putting all this weird stuff in Kakashi-sensei's food so he'll be sick, so that'll be a punishment for being late and giving us these dumb missions!"

Sakura nodded, but then quickly said "It was all Naruto's idea, I swear!" Naruto stared at her.

"Of course it was my idea!"

Sasuke just went back to being his usual, sulky self. Footsteps were heard coming up the stairs to the room they were in.

"He's coming! Quick, everyone start eating!!"

Kakashi opened the door to see his students eating their lunch. Nothing seemed to be out of place. Well, nothing except Sakura sitting next to Naruto and not Sasuke, Naruto being quiet and Sasuke shooting dirty looks at Sakura and Naruto.

Shrugging, Kakashi sat down to eat his lunch, which, unbeknownst to him, now contained may odd things you wouldn't expect to find in a boxed lunch. All of Team 7 held their breath as their sensei very quickly devoured all of it in less than one second, not wanting to reveal to any of them what was under the mask.

5 seconds. Nothing happened.

10 seconds. "Hey, this doesn't quite taste right."

15 seconds. "What the heck did you put in-" Kakashi passed out on the floor with a thud. Naruto and Sakura looked at each other triumphantly.

"Ha! That teaches you to be late, sensei!" Sakura and Naruto gave each other a high-five, something which was uncharacteristic for them.

"HOLY CRAP!" came Sasuke's voice. Sakura stared at him, as did Naruto.

"Sasuke? What's wrong?" Sasuke was pointing to the unconscious Kakashi, who the other two had turned their backs on.

"Wha-What-WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?"

Naruto stared at their sensei in shock.

"Oh no……."

Bwahahahaha! CLIFFIE!!

Kakashi: What did you do to me?

You'll have to wait until next chapter to find out!

Kakashi: in fear You didn't kill me, did you?

Maybe, Maybe not!

Kakashi: Raikiri!

sigh You'll find out soon enough, Kakashi.

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