A/N: Hello all my devoted fans! I wrote another fanfiction! Sure, it took
me a year and a half, but still…it's the product that counts! Okay, I have
a few things to say about this fic. One: None of these e-mail addresses
really exist, so don't try to use them (at least, I THINK none of them
really exist…) Two: I made the mailing list up, so it doesn't exist either
(I think). Three, about the e-mail addies…Well, about the time they join
the ML the e-mail addies change every time. They're actually pretty
spiffy; sometimes they're relevant to what's going on, and sometimes the e-
mail addresses tell their own stories. Thanks to Celeste-chan, who gave me
a few of them (which ones, though, I can't remember, but she did). So,
well, uhh…I guess that's it. R/R!
SDA
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Soda Springs and the Braid
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To: Duo Maxwell belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
From: Heero Yuy godie@zero.com
Subject: When?
Maxwell,
When are we going to Soda Springs? I desperately need to get away from Relena.
To: Heero Yuy godie@zero.com
From: Duo Maxwell belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
Subject: soon?
Heero
Who cares? I'm havin loads of fun w/ hilde! *sly look* U know what I mean? Anywhos, I'll ask quatre and get back 2 ya.
--The God of Death
To: Quatre Winner all4thequatreML@sandrock.com
From: Duo belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
Subject: heeros getting antsy
heero wants 2 kno when were going 2 soda springz. He wants to get away from RDP. Wuz de buzz?
--The God of Death
To: Heero godie@zero.com, Duo belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com, Trowa Barton circusfreak@heavyarms.com, Wufei Chang ihatewomen@nojustice.com
From: Quatre iloveCallisto@grlz.com
Subject: How about Friday?
Guys
I was thinking lets go on Friday and stay for a week. We can relieve ourselves of stress and have a good time! Please respond.
~Quatre
To: Quatre iloveLissa@grlz.com
From: Wufer-Butt ihatewomen@nojustice.com
Subject: Re: How about Friday?
Sorry—can't come. Callisto and Celeste are mad at me. I'm in hiding.
WC
To: Quatre iloveCrow@grlz.com
From: Duo theworldsux@youhateme.com
Subject: Fine fine
Quatre
friday? fine fine…lemme go break the bad newz 2 hilde
--The God of Death
To: Quatre iloveSparkle@grlz.com
From: Trowa noname@heavyarms.com
Subject: (none)
Quatre,
I can come. Is it all right if I bring my teddy bear? Mina made it for me.
Trowa Barton
To: Quatre all4thequatreML@sandrock.com, Trowa noname@heavyarms.com, Duo belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
From: Heero ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com
Subject: I hate Relena
Can we change the date? Relena somehow hacked into my account and knows what we're planning. I've changed my e-mail address so she won't know the date.
To: The gundam pilots
From: Duo belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
Subject: WAHOOO!
heero u saved my butt! Hilde woozy ready to smoke me hide when i told her, but if we go @ a l8r date, that's great!
--The God of Death
To: Relena Dorlian Peacecraft heeroismine@heeroshrine.com
From: Hilde Schbeiker duberriesandcream@maxwell.com
Subject: Way to go!
*High fives* Way to go, Relena! That was pure genius, hacking into Heero's account! Oh, by the way, did you know he changed his e-mail addy? It's now ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com
~Hilde S~
To: Hilde duberriesandcream@maxwell.com
From: Relena heeroismine@heeroshrine.com
Subject: Thank you
Thank you, Hilde. I'm glad to know where he 'resides' now. How did you find out?
~Relena
To: Relena heeroismine@heeroshrine.com
From: Hilde GoddessofDeath@maxwell.com
Subject: Well, I…
…hacked into Duo's account long ago, just to make sure he isn't cheating on me.
~Hilde S~
To: Hilde duberriesandcream@maxwell.com
From: Relena heeroismine@heeroshrine.com
Subject: Oh dear
Um, Hilde, you probably don't know this, but…Duo has a second e-mail address. It is kissmebabyImaprince@all4u.com and he has a female correspondence by the name of Lydia. I think you know where I'm going with this.
~Relena
To: Relena iluvu@heero.com
From: Hilde dontmesswithme@ticked.com
Subject: WHAT?!?!
HOW DARE HE. I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!! Thank you for telling me, Relena. I owe you on this.
~Hilde~
To: Heero Yuy ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com, Quatre Winner all4thequatreML@sandrock.com
From: Duo Maxwell kissmebabyImaprince@all4u.com
Subject: HELP ME!
GAH!! HEAVEN HELP ME! Hilde found out bout Lydia! what am I gonna do? she wants to kill me!
~Desperately in need of your help
To: Duo Maxwell kissmebabyImaprince@all4u.com
From: Quatre all4thequatreML@sandrock.com
Subject: (none)
I told you not to cheat on Hilde!
~Quatre
To: Duo kissmebabyImaprince@all4u.com
From: Heero ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com
Subject: *snicker*
That's what you get for openly settling down with a woman. If Hilde succeeds in roasting your hide, I want a seat of honour at the funeral.
To: Heero ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com
From: Duo imscrewed@chicks.com
Subject: Heaven does work miracles!
Heaven behold, heero DOES have a sense of humour. but seriously, what can i do?
--The God of Death
To: Duo imscrewed@chiks.com
From: Relena ihatepolitics@usuk.com
Subject: Absolutely nothing!
You can't do a gosh durn thing! Hilde is really ticked at you. She feels used, abused, and betrayed! I wouldn't go near her if I were you…those are some mighty powerful water balloons.
~Relena
To: Relena ihatepolitics@usuk.com
From: Duo HELPME@screwed.com
Subject: Whered u come from?!
Hey, whered you get my e-mail address from? For that matter, whered you read that letter? …uh-oh, you hacked into heero's account again, didn'tja? And hey, what are those "water" balloons made of anyway?
--The God of Death
To: Everyone (literally)
From: Hilde ExgoddessofDeath@pissed.com
Subject: A mailing list
This is getting confusing. I suggest we start a mailing list so everyone can read everyone's messages, and we girl's won't have to hack into you guys' e-mail accounts anymore. So if you would, join the Gundam Character's ML and this will all be easier.
~Hilde~
p.s.-I'm still not talking to you, Duo.
To: Gundamcharacters@ML.com
From: Quatre ireallydontluvdorothy@not4u.com
Subject: C'est fantastic!
Wonderful idea, Hilde! Women really are the brains of the world.
~Quatre
To: Gundamcharacters@ML.com
From: Heero iloveceleste@missionaccepted.com
Subject: What's taking so long?
I've joined this gosh durn thing, now when are you going to kill Duo?
To: ML
From: Trowa tightropewalker@thinline.com
Subject: ML
Good idea, Hilde. Now please enlighten me as to your problem with Duo.
Trowa
To: ML
From: Relena girlsrule@women.com
Subject: (none)
A mailing list! Wonderful idea, friend! It saves us the time of hacking into Duo and Heero's accounts. So, you still ticked at Duo?
~Relena
To: ML
From: Wufer-butt womensuck@men.com
Subject: Temporarily here
I'm still in hiding with a mad Celeste and Callisto hot on my tail. I'll talk when I can. Ja!
WC
To: ML
From: Dorothy Catalonia ilovewar@warriors.com
Subject: (none)
Thanx for inviting me, I feel so loved. What's going on?
Dorothy C.
To: ML
From: Duo IMSORRYALREADYPLEASEFORGIVEME@all4u.com
Subject: Hildeeee!
Hilde, I'm sorry! Pleeze next time i walk into a room where you are, throw glares my way, not knives! *rubs arm* that cut stings!
--The God of Death
To: ML
From: Callisto Nicol imincharge@theauthor.com
Subject: Cracking up
A bit off the subject, but I just have to say…LOL! Wufer-butt, do you know that in Europe WC means water closet, aka toilet? Teehee! You're signing your name as toilet!
~~Callisto
To: ML
From: Hilde istillhateu@deathglares.com
Subject: I am so good
Thank you everyone for joining. Trowa, Duo cheated on me with Lydia and I want to kill him. Heero, don't worry—Duo might be dead by midnight. Yes, Relena, I still hate his guts—he's now sleeping in the doghouse. Good luck, Wufei, I know how much Callisto hates you! (*snicker*water closet*snicker*) Welcome Dorothy! Why, Duo? I personally thought the knife throwing experience was fun. Oh, and stay away from me this afternoon. I bought a handgun.
~Hilde S~
To: ML
From: Zechs Merquise lightningquick@gonebeforeuknowit.com
Subject: (none)
This is rather interesting. Keep up the good work, Hilde. (Oh, and Duo, if I were you I'd be very careful. Hilde's been talking to Noin recently on the art of silent assassination.)
--Zechs
To: ML
From: Duo iloveyouHilde@onlyu.com
Subject: PLEEEEEEAAAASE!
Puh-uh-uh-LEEZE forgive me! I'll do anything, Hilde, ANYTHING! I'll blow up Deathscythe—again—, give up beer, stop watching TV, even chop off my braid for you! PLEAZE!
In Desperate Need of The Goddess of Death
To: ML
From: Heero iloveceleste@missionaccepted.com
Subject: snip, snip!
Hilde, make him cut his braid! I'll even do the honours for you!
To: ML
From: Treize Khushrenada thedeadguy@heaven.com
Subject: Children
*sigh* You children. –Treize
To: ML
From: Trowa whereismyteddybear@looking.com
Subject: (none)
Treize? *faint*
/Trowa\
To: ML
From: Bob ilikegundamwing@authorzfriend.com
Subject: Duo's braid
Don't cut off Duo's braid, it's niftyness!
Bob the Admiral, SIR!
To: ML
From: Hilde urscrewedduo@byebye.com
Subject: Re: snip, snip!
Hee…Duo, you, me, the scissors, tonight, my room. *evil, EVIL grin*
~Hilde S~
To: ML
From: Duo thecruelcruelworldhatesme@sniffle.com
Subject: I live to serve you
I'll be there, hilde…I live 2 serve u, even if….if….it means…c-c-cutting MY PRECIOUS BRAID OFF!!!!! WAAAHHH!!!! *sniffle, sniffle, sob*
Duo Maxwell
To: ML
From: Relena irulehere@sanqkingdom.com
Subject: Wow
Gosh, Duo, I almost feel sorry for you. But then I remember Lydia and my sympathy flies out the window. Gee, Heero, you could learn a lot from Duo.
~Relena Dorlian
To: ML
From: Trowa ifoundteddy@notlost.com
Subject: (none)
Duo, if you need to feel better, you can always give my teddy bear a hug or six. He'll be sympathetic.
/Trowa\
To: ML
From: Duo goodbymyluv@nohair.com
Subject: *sniffle* thanx
Thanx, trowa, I'll call u if I need the teddybear. (expect a call about 1 or 2 am…)
Duo
To: ML
From: Quatre GAH@2manysisters.com
Subject: (none)
*glare* Gee, Trowa, you never offered me the comfort of your teddy bear!
~One Mad Blonde
To: ML
From: Noin firefighter@preventer.com
Subject: Child squabbles
Trowa, you'd better watch out. When quatre gets mad, he'll make you feel like the Pit of Doom. It's truly a unique talent he has. And if you aren't crying within the first week…STOP HANGING AORUND HEERO.
Noin
To: ML
From: Dorothy missrelena@war4me.com
Subject: *sniff, sniff* War?
Is this a war among friends I see coming?
Catalonia
To: ML
From: Callisto whatisaygoes@theboss.com
Subject: GAH!
Gah, stop it, Dorothy, you're starting to sound like Keturah and Panther and Zander!
~~Callisto
To: ML
From: Quatre iluvyou@callidear.com
Subject: RE: Child squabbles
You know your stuff, Noin. Just ask Calli—right now I'm crying because of Trowa.
~Quatre
To: ML
From: Trowa thanx2mina@teddy.com
Subject: Well excuse me
I'm terribly sorry, Quatre, but you never had the need of my teddy bear like Duo does.
No Name
To: ML
From: Quatre Iamhurt@abused.com
Subject: RE: Well excuse me
What about when ALL of my sister came to visit, huh? HUH? What about that?!
~Quatre
To: ML
From: Trowa sorry@abashed.com
Subject: Re: Well excuse me
…
Point well taken. *hands Quatre teddy bear*
No Name
To: ML
From: Heero theneighborisdead@missioncomplete.com
Subject: Stop it already
Who cares about a dumb teddy bear. I want to know whether or not Duo still has his annoying braid. Hilde, your mission complete yet?
To: ML
From: Relena men@insensitivejerks.com
Subject: Heero Yuy!
You inconsiderate jerk! Did you ever bother to think that maybe Duo likes his hair the way it is? I cannot believe you just said that! I'm not talking to you anymore.
Relena Dorlian
Vice Foreign Minister
To: ML
From: Heero ImFree@anti-relena.com
Subject: P-A-R-T-Y!
There's a party at my house this weekend. Relena stopped talking to me.
To: ML
From: Hitomi Kanzaki GaeaTourist@MysticMoon.com
Subject: (none)
*blink blink* I think I'm in the wrong anime.
~Hitomi
To: ML
From: Duo imalive@NoWig.com
Subject: AIEEEE!!!
I'm alive and I still have hair! Hilde let me off!
--The God of Death
To: ML
From: Hilde hilde@queenoftheworld.com
Subject: Re: AIEEEE!
Liar. I didn't let you off. At least, not completely. I cut off 2 inches of his braid, and he's to be my _devoted_ servant/lapdog for the rest of his life. Plus he still sleeps in the doghouse.
~Hilde S~
To: ML
From: Heero ihavethebraid@trophies.com
Subject: Re: AIEEEE!
The doghouse is too good for Duo, Hilde. Thanks, btw, for the braid.
To: ML
From: Trowa Nanashi@NoName.com
Subject: Confusion
Hey guys, whatever happened to the Soda Springs idea?
/No Name\
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How'd ya like it? If I get enough reviews, I might put out the second part in a week or so. I won't make any promises about the third part, though, b/c I haven't written it yet. Ideas are welcome, as are potential e-mail addies! Anything goes! Merci mes amis! ~~Calli
SDA
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Soda Springs and the Braid
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To: Duo Maxwell belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
From: Heero Yuy godie@zero.com
Subject: When?
Maxwell,
When are we going to Soda Springs? I desperately need to get away from Relena.
To: Heero Yuy godie@zero.com
From: Duo Maxwell belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
Subject: soon?
Heero
Who cares? I'm havin loads of fun w/ hilde! *sly look* U know what I mean? Anywhos, I'll ask quatre and get back 2 ya.
--The God of Death
To: Quatre Winner all4thequatreML@sandrock.com
From: Duo belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
Subject: heeros getting antsy
heero wants 2 kno when were going 2 soda springz. He wants to get away from RDP. Wuz de buzz?
--The God of Death
To: Heero godie@zero.com, Duo belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com, Trowa Barton circusfreak@heavyarms.com, Wufei Chang ihatewomen@nojustice.com
From: Quatre iloveCallisto@grlz.com
Subject: How about Friday?
Guys
I was thinking lets go on Friday and stay for a week. We can relieve ourselves of stress and have a good time! Please respond.
~Quatre
To: Quatre iloveLissa@grlz.com
From: Wufer-Butt ihatewomen@nojustice.com
Subject: Re: How about Friday?
Sorry—can't come. Callisto and Celeste are mad at me. I'm in hiding.
WC
To: Quatre iloveCrow@grlz.com
From: Duo theworldsux@youhateme.com
Subject: Fine fine
Quatre
friday? fine fine…lemme go break the bad newz 2 hilde
--The God of Death
To: Quatre iloveSparkle@grlz.com
From: Trowa noname@heavyarms.com
Subject: (none)
Quatre,
I can come. Is it all right if I bring my teddy bear? Mina made it for me.
Trowa Barton
To: Quatre all4thequatreML@sandrock.com, Trowa noname@heavyarms.com, Duo belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
From: Heero ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com
Subject: I hate Relena
Can we change the date? Relena somehow hacked into my account and knows what we're planning. I've changed my e-mail address so she won't know the date.
To: The gundam pilots
From: Duo belongs2hilde@deathscythe.com
Subject: WAHOOO!
heero u saved my butt! Hilde woozy ready to smoke me hide when i told her, but if we go @ a l8r date, that's great!
--The God of Death
To: Relena Dorlian Peacecraft heeroismine@heeroshrine.com
From: Hilde Schbeiker duberriesandcream@maxwell.com
Subject: Way to go!
*High fives* Way to go, Relena! That was pure genius, hacking into Heero's account! Oh, by the way, did you know he changed his e-mail addy? It's now ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com
~Hilde S~
To: Hilde duberriesandcream@maxwell.com
From: Relena heeroismine@heeroshrine.com
Subject: Thank you
Thank you, Hilde. I'm glad to know where he 'resides' now. How did you find out?
~Relena
To: Relena heeroismine@heeroshrine.com
From: Hilde GoddessofDeath@maxwell.com
Subject: Well, I…
…hacked into Duo's account long ago, just to make sure he isn't cheating on me.
~Hilde S~
To: Hilde duberriesandcream@maxwell.com
From: Relena heeroismine@heeroshrine.com
Subject: Oh dear
Um, Hilde, you probably don't know this, but…Duo has a second e-mail address. It is kissmebabyImaprince@all4u.com and he has a female correspondence by the name of Lydia. I think you know where I'm going with this.
~Relena
To: Relena iluvu@heero.com
From: Hilde dontmesswithme@ticked.com
Subject: WHAT?!?!
HOW DARE HE. I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!! Thank you for telling me, Relena. I owe you on this.
~Hilde~
To: Heero Yuy ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com, Quatre Winner all4thequatreML@sandrock.com
From: Duo Maxwell kissmebabyImaprince@all4u.com
Subject: HELP ME!
GAH!! HEAVEN HELP ME! Hilde found out bout Lydia! what am I gonna do? she wants to kill me!
~Desperately in need of your help
To: Duo Maxwell kissmebabyImaprince@all4u.com
From: Quatre all4thequatreML@sandrock.com
Subject: (none)
I told you not to cheat on Hilde!
~Quatre
To: Duo kissmebabyImaprince@all4u.com
From: Heero ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com
Subject: *snicker*
That's what you get for openly settling down with a woman. If Hilde succeeds in roasting your hide, I want a seat of honour at the funeral.
To: Heero ihavenosoftside@anti-relena.com
From: Duo imscrewed@chicks.com
Subject: Heaven does work miracles!
Heaven behold, heero DOES have a sense of humour. but seriously, what can i do?
--The God of Death
To: Duo imscrewed@chiks.com
From: Relena ihatepolitics@usuk.com
Subject: Absolutely nothing!
You can't do a gosh durn thing! Hilde is really ticked at you. She feels used, abused, and betrayed! I wouldn't go near her if I were you…those are some mighty powerful water balloons.
~Relena
To: Relena ihatepolitics@usuk.com
From: Duo HELPME@screwed.com
Subject: Whered u come from?!
Hey, whered you get my e-mail address from? For that matter, whered you read that letter? …uh-oh, you hacked into heero's account again, didn'tja? And hey, what are those "water" balloons made of anyway?
--The God of Death
To: Everyone (literally)
From: Hilde ExgoddessofDeath@pissed.com
Subject: A mailing list
This is getting confusing. I suggest we start a mailing list so everyone can read everyone's messages, and we girl's won't have to hack into you guys' e-mail accounts anymore. So if you would, join the Gundam Character's ML and this will all be easier.
~Hilde~
p.s.-I'm still not talking to you, Duo.
To: Gundamcharacters@ML.com
From: Quatre ireallydontluvdorothy@not4u.com
Subject: C'est fantastic!
Wonderful idea, Hilde! Women really are the brains of the world.
~Quatre
To: Gundamcharacters@ML.com
From: Heero iloveceleste@missionaccepted.com
Subject: What's taking so long?
I've joined this gosh durn thing, now when are you going to kill Duo?
To: ML
From: Trowa tightropewalker@thinline.com
Subject: ML
Good idea, Hilde. Now please enlighten me as to your problem with Duo.
Trowa
To: ML
From: Relena girlsrule@women.com
Subject: (none)
A mailing list! Wonderful idea, friend! It saves us the time of hacking into Duo and Heero's accounts. So, you still ticked at Duo?
~Relena
To: ML
From: Wufer-butt womensuck@men.com
Subject: Temporarily here
I'm still in hiding with a mad Celeste and Callisto hot on my tail. I'll talk when I can. Ja!
WC
To: ML
From: Dorothy Catalonia ilovewar@warriors.com
Subject: (none)
Thanx for inviting me, I feel so loved. What's going on?
Dorothy C.
To: ML
From: Duo IMSORRYALREADYPLEASEFORGIVEME@all4u.com
Subject: Hildeeee!
Hilde, I'm sorry! Pleeze next time i walk into a room where you are, throw glares my way, not knives! *rubs arm* that cut stings!
--The God of Death
To: ML
From: Callisto Nicol imincharge@theauthor.com
Subject: Cracking up
A bit off the subject, but I just have to say…LOL! Wufer-butt, do you know that in Europe WC means water closet, aka toilet? Teehee! You're signing your name as toilet!
~~Callisto
To: ML
From: Hilde istillhateu@deathglares.com
Subject: I am so good
Thank you everyone for joining. Trowa, Duo cheated on me with Lydia and I want to kill him. Heero, don't worry—Duo might be dead by midnight. Yes, Relena, I still hate his guts—he's now sleeping in the doghouse. Good luck, Wufei, I know how much Callisto hates you! (*snicker*water closet*snicker*) Welcome Dorothy! Why, Duo? I personally thought the knife throwing experience was fun. Oh, and stay away from me this afternoon. I bought a handgun.
~Hilde S~
To: ML
From: Zechs Merquise lightningquick@gonebeforeuknowit.com
Subject: (none)
This is rather interesting. Keep up the good work, Hilde. (Oh, and Duo, if I were you I'd be very careful. Hilde's been talking to Noin recently on the art of silent assassination.)
--Zechs
To: ML
From: Duo iloveyouHilde@onlyu.com
Subject: PLEEEEEEAAAASE!
Puh-uh-uh-LEEZE forgive me! I'll do anything, Hilde, ANYTHING! I'll blow up Deathscythe—again—, give up beer, stop watching TV, even chop off my braid for you! PLEAZE!
In Desperate Need of The Goddess of Death
To: ML
From: Heero iloveceleste@missionaccepted.com
Subject: snip, snip!
Hilde, make him cut his braid! I'll even do the honours for you!
To: ML
From: Treize Khushrenada thedeadguy@heaven.com
Subject: Children
*sigh* You children. –Treize
To: ML
From: Trowa whereismyteddybear@looking.com
Subject: (none)
Treize? *faint*
/Trowa\
To: ML
From: Bob ilikegundamwing@authorzfriend.com
Subject: Duo's braid
Don't cut off Duo's braid, it's niftyness!
Bob the Admiral, SIR!
To: ML
From: Hilde urscrewedduo@byebye.com
Subject: Re: snip, snip!
Hee…Duo, you, me, the scissors, tonight, my room. *evil, EVIL grin*
~Hilde S~
To: ML
From: Duo thecruelcruelworldhatesme@sniffle.com
Subject: I live to serve you
I'll be there, hilde…I live 2 serve u, even if….if….it means…c-c-cutting MY PRECIOUS BRAID OFF!!!!! WAAAHHH!!!! *sniffle, sniffle, sob*
Duo Maxwell
To: ML
From: Relena irulehere@sanqkingdom.com
Subject: Wow
Gosh, Duo, I almost feel sorry for you. But then I remember Lydia and my sympathy flies out the window. Gee, Heero, you could learn a lot from Duo.
~Relena Dorlian
To: ML
From: Trowa ifoundteddy@notlost.com
Subject: (none)
Duo, if you need to feel better, you can always give my teddy bear a hug or six. He'll be sympathetic.
/Trowa\
To: ML
From: Duo goodbymyluv@nohair.com
Subject: *sniffle* thanx
Thanx, trowa, I'll call u if I need the teddybear. (expect a call about 1 or 2 am…)
Duo
To: ML
From: Quatre GAH@2manysisters.com
Subject: (none)
*glare* Gee, Trowa, you never offered me the comfort of your teddy bear!
~One Mad Blonde
To: ML
From: Noin firefighter@preventer.com
Subject: Child squabbles
Trowa, you'd better watch out. When quatre gets mad, he'll make you feel like the Pit of Doom. It's truly a unique talent he has. And if you aren't crying within the first week…STOP HANGING AORUND HEERO.
Noin
To: ML
From: Dorothy missrelena@war4me.com
Subject: *sniff, sniff* War?
Is this a war among friends I see coming?
Catalonia
To: ML
From: Callisto whatisaygoes@theboss.com
Subject: GAH!
Gah, stop it, Dorothy, you're starting to sound like Keturah and Panther and Zander!
~~Callisto
To: ML
From: Quatre iluvyou@callidear.com
Subject: RE: Child squabbles
You know your stuff, Noin. Just ask Calli—right now I'm crying because of Trowa.
~Quatre
To: ML
From: Trowa thanx2mina@teddy.com
Subject: Well excuse me
I'm terribly sorry, Quatre, but you never had the need of my teddy bear like Duo does.
No Name
To: ML
From: Quatre Iamhurt@abused.com
Subject: RE: Well excuse me
What about when ALL of my sister came to visit, huh? HUH? What about that?!
~Quatre
To: ML
From: Trowa sorry@abashed.com
Subject: Re: Well excuse me
…
Point well taken. *hands Quatre teddy bear*
No Name
To: ML
From: Heero theneighborisdead@missioncomplete.com
Subject: Stop it already
Who cares about a dumb teddy bear. I want to know whether or not Duo still has his annoying braid. Hilde, your mission complete yet?
To: ML
From: Relena men@insensitivejerks.com
Subject: Heero Yuy!
You inconsiderate jerk! Did you ever bother to think that maybe Duo likes his hair the way it is? I cannot believe you just said that! I'm not talking to you anymore.
Relena Dorlian
Vice Foreign Minister
To: ML
From: Heero ImFree@anti-relena.com
Subject: P-A-R-T-Y!
There's a party at my house this weekend. Relena stopped talking to me.
To: ML
From: Hitomi Kanzaki GaeaTourist@MysticMoon.com
Subject: (none)
*blink blink* I think I'm in the wrong anime.
~Hitomi
To: ML
From: Duo imalive@NoWig.com
Subject: AIEEEE!!!
I'm alive and I still have hair! Hilde let me off!
--The God of Death
To: ML
From: Hilde hilde@queenoftheworld.com
Subject: Re: AIEEEE!
Liar. I didn't let you off. At least, not completely. I cut off 2 inches of his braid, and he's to be my _devoted_ servant/lapdog for the rest of his life. Plus he still sleeps in the doghouse.
~Hilde S~
To: ML
From: Heero ihavethebraid@trophies.com
Subject: Re: AIEEEE!
The doghouse is too good for Duo, Hilde. Thanks, btw, for the braid.
To: ML
From: Trowa Nanashi@NoName.com
Subject: Confusion
Hey guys, whatever happened to the Soda Springs idea?
/No Name\
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How'd ya like it? If I get enough reviews, I might put out the second part in a week or so. I won't make any promises about the third part, though, b/c I haven't written it yet. Ideas are welcome, as are potential e-mail addies! Anything goes! Merci mes amis! ~~Calli