DISCLAIMER: Saban, DC, not mine. An Elseworlds tale, not set in any particular time. So everyone knows who's who, here is the lineup: Batman/Bruce Springsteen, Wonder Woman/Chrissie Hynde (Pretenders), Green Lantern (Hal)/Paul McCartney, Black Canary/Stevie Nicks, Flash (Barry)/John Cougar Mellencamp, Hawkman & Hawkwoman/ Eurythmics, Martian Manhunter/ George Harrison, Firestorm/ Bryan Adams, Isis/Madonna, Superman/John Lennon, the Power Rangers: Zack, Kimberly, Tommy, Trini, Jason, Samantha, and Billy, and finally the ThunderCats: Keith, Laurie, Chris, and Tracy Partridge, plus Jason Adams as the Blue ThunderCat. And without further ado…
SONIC DISRUPTORS a/k/a THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ROCK by C.A. TURNER
PROLOGUE, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:
Free will and choice has been taken away by three men who basically have stolen the Presidency. Capturing many candidates for the Presidential office, they had Lex Luthor had captured and destroyed all metahumans by order of the new President…who then had Luthor killed. Rock music had been outlawed…but a group of freedom fighters had joined forces with legendary musicians in order to regain America's independence. These rebels are about to gain the powers of Legendary heroes, and will be reborn as the Justice League of Rock…a/k/a the Sonic Disruptors!
PROLOGUE:
"Zordon…what are those?" Alpha 5 asked.
"The Justice League has donated samples of their DNA…cells as it were. I have a feeling we will need these very soon."
CHAPTER 1: REBIRTH
Evidence had been found that would stop this from going any further. Neither Aquaman, or Donald Trump, however, wouldn't hear any of it, and were about to launch nuclear missiles against both Qurac and Kasnia.
Invading the White House, Green Lantern, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Superman. Wonder Woman deflected all shots, and GL nailed some of the more rogue Secret Service, and Batman was making short work of the drones, leaving the Man Of Steel to confront the President in the Oval Office. "This wasn't enough for you, was it? You had to have it all! Now we're on the brink of another World War! Are you happy now?"
"This was truly unfortunate, but it can still work. Stay out of my way." Trump and Aquaman both doused Superman with a rather potent mist as he did this.
"I should have put a stop to this 4 years ago!" Superman shouts.
Aquaman smiled evilly "Yes, and now they're going to burn for it. Burn!" –And soon, so will you…all of you!- he thought to himself.
"You should never have been elected, I should have put a stop to that! No, I had to follow the will of the people, no matter how wrong!"
Trump sneers "Don't give me that! You love playing the hero! You love the applause, the glory, the fame and adulation! Without me, you're nothing! Luthor was right, you've been the perfect accomplice!"
Superman gasped. "Accomplice?!"
"Yes. And don't try to say you aren't addicted to this! I know you better than you think!" Trump smirked. At this point, Batman charged towards the Oval office.
Superman looked at Trump and glared "I thought Luthor was trouble. There are at least 10 ways I can stop you both now."
"Yes, but they all involve lethal force, and you don't do that, do you? You can have me arrested, put me in jail, and then I'll get out, and we start this all over again." Aquaman sneered.
Superman looked down at the carpet. "I did enjoy it. All of it." But then his anger rose, and he looked at Trump, snarling "…but if this is where it leads…then I'm done with it!" He then glared at both Trump and Aquaman, and activated his heat vision, just as the Batman entered the office, screaming "SUPERMAN, NO!"
The battle was done in 22 minutes. GL and Wonder Woman got together when GL asks "You smell something burning?"
The heroes charged into the Oval Office, where a horrible sight greeted them. The seemingly charred remains of both President Donald Trump and Aquaman slumped over his desk about to push the button, Superman standing over the remains, expressionless, as Batman looked at the other heroes, a horrified look on his face. For the 1st time since he was 9, he fell into Wonder Woman's arms, sobbing "I can't believe he did this."
Hal was speechless. Even Wonder Woman was at a loss for words. The biggest surprise was when WW looked at everyone, and said plainly, "Had to be done." She then put a hand on Superman's shoulder. "How do you feel?"
Superman looked at the team, and to everyone's surprise, smiled, and told them "I'm terrific!"
However, hidden from view, the supposedly murdered men sneered 'How gullible.'
2 weeks later, Superman looked over the so called remains of the victims…only to discover they were not organic at all. Aquaman used black magic to help them escape. "We've been set up!"
2 months later…
"Has anyone seen what's going on now? Aquaman seems to be going from bad to worse." Hawkman asked the team at the latest JLA meeting.
The Flash raced in then. "Guys, turn on the tube! You won't believe it!"
Everyone watched as, to their horror, both Aquaman and Donald Trump had declared themselves in control of the United States, and ordered Martial Law, effective immediately. The heroes gasped as Aquaman declared "And thus begins a brave new day for the United States!"
"And so it begins..." Batman frowned.
"Ok, now what?" Flash asked everyone. "Superman hasn't even gone to trial for killing Luthor…we don't need his going power mad right now!"
Isis frowned. "It gets worse. I once scanned his biorythms…to see if he's been taken over by an unknown source…no such luck. He's going off on his own."
"This is not good. If we have to stop him…how do we do it? We may have to…" Hal began, when J'onn interrupted him with "Leaguers, I am teleporting Capt. Marvel to join you. A television news conference is about to occur, and the presence of the Justice League is vital."
Soon, at the Hall Of Justice, members were asked to speak to ABC News anchor Charles Gibson about something they wanted to say, to try and appease to Aquaman before it got worse. Capt. Marvel sighed when the team arrived, and Batman told him "You are not a full member, but we feel that you must be the spokesperson for this case."
Hawkman agreed. "This is the closest thing to an intervention that I can think of."
However, before any of the heroes could respond, a potent nuclear bomb ended their plans…and them…seemingly forever.
4 years later:
Chrissie Hynde was trying to conduct an interview with Rebel leaders Kimberly Hart and Laurie Partridge, when an army of the President's enforcers tried to capture them. "Not in this lifetime!" Laurie shouted, and grabbed one of their sound weapons, turning it against them. Kimberly followed suit, as did Chrissie, when a swirling cloud enveloped them.
A gentle voice then spoke "DO NOT FIGHT THIS. WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU ESCAPE."
"I can't believe this! This creep has gone too far!" Keith Partridge snapped. He and Jason Lee Scott were talking with a legendary rock star, formerly known as the Boss: Bruce Springsteen. Just as the interview was about to begin, the President had ordered all musicians to be captured as Enemies of Decency. "Man, I don't care who he is, he can't do that!"
Jason agreed. "Luckily, we got Mr. Springsteen…"
"Bruce. If you're going to go to all this trouble, call me Bruce."
"…thank you…Bruce. Anyway, we got him away before the Decency creeps caught him. We've got to get him to someplace safe where they can't get to him! But where…" Jason started.
A voice then spoke "JASON LEE SCOTT, KEITH PARTRIDGE, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. YOU MUST TRUST ME, YOU ARE NEEDED TO FREE AMERICA! COME INTO THE VORTEX AND ALL WILL BE MADE CLEAR!"
Nothing else needed to be said. The three stepped into a swirling cloud, and were soon on a mysterious island…where several friends of Jason and Keith's were waiting…along with several other rock musicians.
Zack Taylor then spoke "What is this place?"
A woman in Royal Purple walked up to the group. "I am Queen Hippolyta. This is Zordon. Your country, the United States, and soon the world will need you to free it from tyranny."
Trini Kwan then spoke "How can we do that?"
Zordon then spoke "JASON LEE SCOTT, THOMAS OLIVER, KIMBERLY HART, TRINI KWAN, ZACHARY TAYLOR, SAMANTHA DEAN, WILLIAM CRANSTON, KEITH, LAURIE, CHRISTOPHER, AND TRACY PARTRIDGE, AND JASON ADAMS, PLEASE STEP FORWARD!"
Doing as asked, the 12 were soon bathed in a rainbow of light, and soon were wearing color coded costumes. "JASON, THOMAS, KIMBERLY, TRINI, ZACHARY, SAMANTHA, AND WILLIAM, you will be known as the POWER RANGERS. KEITH, LAURIE, CHRISTOPER, AND TRACY PARTRIDGE, AND JASON ADAMS, YOU ARE THE THUNDERCATS! BUT YOU NEED LEGENDARY HEROES…WHICH IS WHY YOUR MUSICIANS ARE HERE! BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, COME FORTH, PLEASE!"
Bruce did this, and was bathed in dark grey light, and when it faded, he was changed, dressed in an almost black outfit with a cape. His appearance had also changed. As he found himself in a cave, the images changed into that of another Bruce…Bruce Wayne.
After losing his parents to a shooting, Bruce Wayne put his utmost into his school work and upon graduation he left the US to travel the world learning from the brightest and the best in each field of speciality. He also traveled to remote schools on the Far East and studied for years under the masters of the various martial arts. Upon returning to the United States, he set out on a fact-finding mission into the depraved parts of Gotham's seedier districts to see how the criminal element had evolved. While there he became involved in a street brawl where he was seriously injured. He managed to make his way back to Wayne Manor and slumped in his study slowly bleeding he considered the situation. He was injured because the local criminals would not fear him as plain common man on the street, yet his father always maintained that criminals were a superstitious and cowardly lot. He needed to make them fear but how?
It was then at that instance that the large bat that had frightened him years ago flew in through the window, through his weakened state from the bleeding the answer was obvious. "Yes father. I shall become a bat!"
Then, for Bruce Springsteen, the scene soon turned into an outdoor mugging. He then swung out into the night, coming upon a mugging. Swooping down, he nailed two of the muggers by surprise, knocking them out, then he went after the gunman, nailing him with a flying tackle, then slamming the would-be killer into a wall, snarling, "You're trespassing, ratbreath!"
"Trespassing! You damn sure don't own the night!"
Growling, Bruce grabbed him by the throat and soon cast another rope to a very high precipice, then held the crook over the ledge. The gunman's tone changed, screaming, "Don't kill me, man!"
Now knowing who his warrior was, Bruce spoke, "I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
"What are you?!"
"I'm Batman."
The voice then spoke "YOU ARE NOW THE BATMAN! CHRISSIE HYNDE, COME FORTH!"
Doing this, Chrissie was instead covered in red and blue light. When it faded, she too had changed. , and found herself on Themyscira, The air was fragrant, clean, and pure, plants lush and abundant, and animals roaming freely. Walking up a hill, she found a city that looked like it stepped right out of ancient Greece. On a column to her right lay a rope of purest gold. Sensing that this was for her, she picked up the rope and headed into the city.
As she entered, Chrissie was surprised to learn that she knew the name of the city, even though she had never been there before. Themyscira. She also discovered that her hair was longer and darker, her physique, though still feminine, was decidedly more muscular. On her wrists were silver bracelets. Chrissie walked even further, learning more about her warrior, and the history of Themyscira.
By the time she reached her destination, the Royal Palace, she knew she now had Olympian super strength, superspeed, wisdom, and agility, plus one ability she wanted to try for herself. Chrissie saw that the clothes she had were gone, replaced by a red strapless, sleeveless bodice with a double W emblem on the chest, designed to look like an eagle in flight, blue satin mini-shorts with white stars, red boots with white trim, a gold belt on her waist with a loop for her lasso on her right, and red earrings, star shaped. She then learned about her predecessor, Diana.
Diana was the daughter of Queen Hippolyta, and blessed by the goddesses, she was raised by all the people of Paradise Island and excelled at almost every activity.
Meanwhile the plans of Ares continued in man's world and it became necessary that the Amazons should send a champion to stop his plans. A contest was called and Diana entered against her mother's wishes, disguising herself with a full mask like the other contestants. Diana won with ease and despite her maternal feelings Hippolyta was forced to respect the result. Diana was equipped with a costume based on the insignia of Diana Trevor. Journeying to man's world she eventually found Ares mad scheme to destroy mankind. With the help of Steve Trevor (Diana Trevor's son) and others, Diana confronted Ares and ensnared him with the Lasso of Truth (forged from the Girdle of Gaea) which forced him to realize that if he destroyed mankind then there would be nobody to worship him and his own power would dwindle.
Diana remained in Man's world as an ambassador from the Amazons to fulfill the original duties set down by the gods to spread the virtues of peace and love to mankind.
After this vision, Chrissie decided to test one of her new abilities. Taking to the sky, Chrissie knew only one person could be her warrior.
Wonder Woman.
Chrissie awoke as the voice finished "YOU ARE NOW WONDER WOMAN! PAUL McCARTNEY, PLEASE STEP FORWARD!"
Chrissie looked at herself. "The one thing I'm not crazy about is this outfit she wore."
As Paul's vision began, he found that he was standing on the planet Oa, looking at a giant railway lantern, green in color. Directly in front of him, a ring in the shape of a modern lantern, which he put on his right hand finger. Another lantern appeared, normal sized this time, and as Paul held it, images appeared, telling him about his warrior, Capt. Hal Jordan, Air Force Captain & test pilot, and exactly what the ring could and couldn't do.
Hal Jordan would have remained a normal test pilot if it had not been for the calling of the dying alien Abin Sur (a member of the Green Lantern Corps) who transported Hal to his downed craft and passed on his ring to Hal. In an instance the universe opened to Hal Jordan as he fought the alien called Legion that had killed Sur. Using his ring to learn about the Corps he tracked down fellow Green Lantern Tomer-Re of Xudar that introduced him to the planet Oa just in time to watch the Guardians of the Universe emerge from a period of meditation/suspended animation.
Hal Jordan rose to become the greatest of the Green Lanterns faithfully surviving his masters the Guardians. Initially a cocky but natural Green Lantern, he soon found his place in the forefront of the Corps and as a founding member of the JLA.
Soon, after learning all of this, Paul was wearing the uniform of his warrior, looking exactly like Hal while he wore the outfit. When the images were done, he placed the ring to the battery lantern, charging it as he did this. While the ring was charging up, Paul spoke these words...
"In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night,
No Evil Shall Escape My Sight,
Let Those Who Worship Evil's Might,
Beware My Power, Green Lantern's Light!"
After a Green light faded, "YOU ARE THE GREEN LANTERN!"
The former Beatle gasped. "Things really are getting better.
Stevie Nicks was next, and she found herself in an attic, next to an album of newspaper clippings of a famous crimebusting woman. Before her eyes, the album and attic disappeared, and she was now standing in an alley, facing two muscle-bound, steroid cases. Oddly calm, Stevie pretty much mopped up the alley with the both of them, her judo and karate skills vastly improving. Knocking them both out, she soon faced a car coming at her at a decidedly deadly speed. Stevie learned more about this woman, the daughter of the original Black Canary, Dinah Lance.
Dinah Laurel Lance grew up surrounded by the heroes of the Justice Society and was determined to become a crime fighter like them. Her parents were, naturally, against this, but fate took a hand with the discovery that Dinah, as a consequence of the meta-gene, was able to project a devastating sonic scream. Armed with this ability, and with extensive martial arts training from Ted Grant, the golden age Wildcat, Dinah launched her super-heroic career, and soon became a founder member of the Justice League of America.
Thoughts quickly returning to the present, she started to scream, a different sound came from her mouth, a very destructive sound, which trashed the car thoroughly. After giving the driver a quick beating, Stevie finally noticed what she was wearing: blue fishnet stockings, a black strapless, sleeveless leotard, a bluish-black neck ribbon, black ladies' pirate boots, and a black satin ladies' dinner jacket, stylishly cut, her blonde hair now even longer and flowing freely. Hopping onto a motorcycle, she zoomed away, the name of her warrior now crystallized in her mind.
Black Canary.
The Black light faded, and the voice finished "YOU SHALL BE THE BLACK CANARY!" Smiling at this, Stevie smiled. "Black always was my color."
John Cougar Mellencamp was next and he found himself in Central City's Police Dept.'s Crime Laboratory, standing in front of a shelf of highly volatile chemicals. A lightning storm was happening, and before he could move, a stray bolt struck and charged the chemicals, and then spilled onto him. The following thought came to him at that moment: about his predecessor, Barry Allen.
Police scientist Barry Allen was known to both friends and family as the slowest person on the face of the planet, no matter the appointment or event. For work or on dates with his long time girlfriend Iris West he was late. Normally people would have held a grudge, but that was never really possible against Barry, he was one of the most brave and noble persons that it was possible to meet. Barry was always one step behind the rest of the world, that altered one night while working late at his laboratory when a bolt of lightning from the future struck the window. The random concoction of electricity and chemicals dousing him left little obvious effect until he was forced to run for a date with Iris. He started accelerating, and kept getting faster and faster, easily out pacing the taxi that he had been running after. Barry realized that he had gained the ability of superspeed just like his idol Jay Garrick. But Garrick was just a memory from the old comics, Barry decided in homage to become a new Flash, the second to bear the name. Barry was foremost a scientist and with his analytical mind he was able to create a special resilient fabric that when exposed to nitrogen in the air expanded to normal size. He used this to tailor a costume that was small enough to fit inside a special signet ring - yet would expand to full size when needed.
Dazed, he stood up and looked around and found the ring. Screams of panic and fear brought John out of his lost thought, causing him to race downstairs and out the door. As he did this, he noticed that he was becoming faster and faster, until, to the naked eye, he was just a blur, almost invisible. John soon came upon the source of the screams, a carjacking. Knocking the thieves out and tying them up to a flagpole, he helped the victim with the police report before speeding away, and as he did this, he knew who was his warrior, even as he woke up, and the mysterious voice finished "THUS, YOU SHALL BE THE FLASH!"
A rainbow of colors faded from both Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart, a/k/a the Eurythmics. Sending them into a dreamstate that had them with a group of men and women, dressed as hawks, with huge wings, flying, using weapons of the past and future, fighting evil, known as Katar Hol and Shayera Thal.
Framed by a power hungry criminal officer, Byth, Katar Hol found himself returned to the Downside of Thanagar where he used the skills that he had learned on the island to set up a clinic to help the other Downsiders taking up where his father had left off. Operating in secrecy he made use of smuggling operations run by Byth (who had become a decadent Highsider) to get medicines. His clinic and operations where however noticed by Wingman Shayera Thal II, the daughter of the lady he briefly dated. Forming an uneasy alliance they cracked the gun running operation of Byth. Katar Hol then confronted Byth, but the criminal escaped by using a shape shifting drug called Kortan. Katar Hol's record was cleared and he was reinstated as a Wingman. Both he and Shayera were allowed to wear special winged helmets as a sign on honor.
Eventually Byth fled to Earth. Following their unsuccesfull participation in the Invasion, Thanagar had established diplomatic relations with Earth and on the request of Darl Klus, the Thanagarian Ambassador on Earth, it was decided to send Katar, the greatest hero of Thanagar, and his partner Shayera to Earth to accompany a Thanagarian cultural exhibit on a goodwill tour. While away Shayera was ordered to spy on Katar and report back to her superiors who feared Katar's increasingly independent nature. When they actually reached Earth they found a society very different to that which they had just left. After an initial encounter with Byth they discovered that Earth police had very different limitations and powers, a solution was found by where Katar and Shayera would be allowed to operate legally but without their Thanagarian weapons.
Before their eyes, these men and women all merged into one of each, both walking toward the two Rangers. As one touched Dave, the other laid a hand on Annie's shoulder. Soon, both disappeared, leaving their costumes, weapons, and other devices. As one, they picked up the items, and were soon up in the air, flying. The names of their warriors were obvious, even as the voice continued "YOU ARE BOTH HAWKMAN & HAWKWOMAN!
George Harrison was walking away from a planetarium in his dreamstate, when a man in green walked up to him, and placed a hand on his shoulder, and an electric charge went through him, and he soon learned about who he was about to become…
On his home planet of Mars, J'onn J'onzz was a manhunter, the martian equivalent of a police force, though the role meant far more than that. A great planetary hero, he lived to be his race's last survivor, when all others died of a horrific telepathic plague. Brought to Earth by the scientist Dr Erdel, he adopted this planet as his home and did his best to walk among humans as one of them, taking on the personas of various people who had died before their time. Eventually, he went public as a hero and joined the fledgling Justice League of America, where his vast physical and mental abilities, including shape-shifting, flight, telepathy and much more, were much valued. A dependable member of the Justice League for many years, J'onn is one of the most trusted members of the heroic community, particularly in the Pacific countries, to which he tries to dedicate as much time as possible.
He had used many identities in the past, but after a series of experiences in which he felt that he had let his friends down, he has decided to stick to just one of these identities, Denver private detective John Jones. His only vulnerability is to fire, a great fear for all his race, but a fear which he was gradually learning to master.
Thus, when the Green Light faded from George Harrison. "YOU WILL BE THE MARTIAN MANHUNTER!"
Bryan Adams and Travis Tritt both recovered from the yellow & red light, learning about the first incarnation of Firestorm, who was formed when student Ronnie Raymond and college professor Martin Stein were fused into one being in an accident at a nuclear power plant. As this fused being they were able to alter the molecular structure of any object - Ronnie was in charge of the body, but Martin Stein had the knowledge necessary to use this ability well. This was the coexistence that Bryan and Travis would have, as the light faded, and the voice spoke "TOGETHER, BOTH OF YOU ARE FIRESTORM!"
Madonna found herself in Egypt, or rather, the ruins of ancient Egypt. She looked around, and discovered several pyramids, temples, and a mini-spade. Picking up the spade, Madonna walked in a westward direction, toward the largest pyramid. A mysterious voice told her where to dig, and after five minutes, she had found an exquisitely decorated jewel box, and inside, on a velvet cushion, was a gold pendant designed like a pair of cow's horns holding a sun disk, on a chain necklace. Putting the necklace on, the following history of the woman who had these powers before her, Andrea Thomas, unfolded.
Andrea, a high school science teacher, was on an archeological dig when she found a mystical amulet that was given to a Egyptian Queen, Hatsepsut. Isis uses her powers for good by capturing criminals, righting wrongs, and helping anyone that was in danger. This brought her to the attention of the Justice League, who made her a member after 2 cases.Now, Madonna knew almost immediately what to do next. She spoke three words, but before she knew what was going on, she knew who her warrior was. "OH, MIGHTY ISIS!"
Madonna then awakened as the gold light faded. "YOU ARE ISIS! FINALLY, JOHN LENNON, PLEASE STEP FORWARD!"
John, unlike the others, found himself floating in space, unharmed. Before his horrified eyes, a planet self-destructed, but not before a rocket shot from its surface. Following the rocket to Earth, John discovered the location of it was a small town in Kansas. These, however, were merely images of the past, and soon changed into a very realistic fortress of ice, of... solitude.
John was soon aware that he could do a lot more with his abilities. Looking down, he saw that he was wearing a blue bodysuit with red shorts, a yellow belt, red boots, a yellow diamond tripped in red with a stylized red 'S' inside, and a long, red cape. The following words came to his mind...
"Faster Than a Speeding Bullet,
More Powerful than a Locomotive,
Able to Leap Tall Buildings In a Single Bound,
Look, Up In the Sky,
It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's... "
".my bloody warrior," John finished.
Superman.
When the blue light went away, the voice finished "YOU WILL BE SUPERMAN! YOUR PLANET WILL NEED YOU TO SAVE IT FROM THE EVIL THAT IS GRIPPING IT!"
"Together, you shall be the Sonic Disruptors…and will be the liberators of Earth!" Hippolyta finished.
"When do we start?" Keith Partridge, now the Red Lion ThunderCat asked.
Aquaman is slaying officers left and right, as the faceless robots capture innocent children, snatching them away from their parents. He is snickering about how they should have been doing this all along, when…
"THAT'S FAR ENOUGH! BACK AWAY FROM THE KIDS…NOW!"
He turned to face the new Green Lantern, along with Wonder Woman, Hawkman, Black Canary, and the Red, Pink, Black, Yellow, and Blue ThunderCats, ready to rumble. "You don't want to do this!" GL snapped.
"Oh, but I do! Destroy them!" Aquaman headed straight for GL, but was blocked by the Blue ThunderCat. As WW and 4 of the ThunderCat team helped Black Canary free the kids, Hawkman, GL, and Bill went to work against the robots. "Hurry! Jason's probably going to need help soon!" Keith shouted. The Red ThunderCat was skewering robots with his sword.
"Yeah, tuna breath does have a habit of playing downright dirty…along with cheating." Black Canary added.
"That does not make me feel any better!" Laurie shouted.
"That's it, then. Let's get to work!" As one, the new ThunderCats attacked the monsters. Laurie fired her arrows with her bow at them with unheard of speed, nailing each of her opponents, while Chris struck each of the HungerDogs with his axe, then changing it into a deadly cannon, firing at each opponent.
Tracy & Jason joined forces and nailed their bad guys, and Keith played slice and dice with his foes. –I can't believe how quickly we're doing this. We've never done this before!-
Just as the HungerDogs faded, a new threat appeared, and oddly enough, they knew who he was, even though they never met him before: King Sphinx. Flapping his monster-sized wings, he started to wreck the neighborhood.
Keith knew what to do next. "BRING 'EM TOGETHER!"
Chris started with "COSMIC CANNON!" It went into the air.
Laurie followed with "BATTLE BOW!" The weapon went across the handle of the axe/cannon.
"DANGER DAGGERS!" Tracy screamed. They hooked up under each side of the bow.
"LIGHTNING LANCE!" Jason cried, each one alongside of a dagger.
"SCREAMING SWORD!" Keith finished, slamming his weapon on top. The result: The ThunderBlaster. As one: "FIRE!"
One multicolor blast later: King Sphinx was no more.
Meanwhile, as Green Lantern smashed robots left & right, and Hawkman dealt with a group of stormtroopers, Jason leaped in front of Aquaman, and kicked him in the jaw. "Man, what the hell's wrong with you?" He was answered with a suckerpunch to the gut, and an otherwise knockout blow.
The fight continued, with one landing a punch against the other, when Bill leaped to save a child who was about to be beaten by a robot. Rescuing the little girl, he soon was knocked out of the battle, and Aquaman stood over him, gloating "Looks like tigers aren't so tough after all." He then picked up his trident, about to make the killing blow, when…the sky seemed to darken.
"Now what?" Black Canary snarled.
Aquaman looked around…and saw the Blue ThunderCat speeding towards him. Karate kick successfully aimed at the one time Sea King, he then trashed the remaining robots, freeing the heroes to rescue the children. The new mystery hero shouted "All right, who's next?"
"That would be me." Aquaman snickered. "Be careful what you wish for, boy!"
"Why? You ain't worth my time, turkey!" he said, socking him with a right to the jaw. Aquaman got one good punch in, however. "Still think I'm still not worth your time?"
"Not even close. Not bad, though, that took balls. If your brains and muscle matched your guts…such as they are, you'd be a living terror!"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"It means…boy…that you'd do better not having fish fight your fights!" the new ThunderCat shouted as he plowed another punch on the villain.
"You will regret that!"
"What, I'm supposed to be afraid of my goldfish, now? My cat will have eaten him by then!" Of course…" he snapped, kicking him in the jaw "…you're probably busy landing dolphins in tuna nets!"
"AAARRRGGH!" Totally losing it, Aquaman charges the man, who then punches and slams him all over the area. The Blue ThunderCat tells him "Stay away from Col. Sanders, boy. From my view, you're the biggest chicken I've ever seen!"
Humiliated, Aquaman takes off, shouting "…you'll pay for this!"
Deciding best to add insult to injury, he shouts "What's the best tuna…Chicken of the Sea!"
After making sure the children are safe, Wonder Woman smiles "Thanks for your help. You really did a number on the walking $2.98 seafood platter back there."
"Thanks for your help. But, who are you, really?" a woman asked.
"That will be known when America is free, and Trump and his new pals are stopped. Later." And with that, the new team of heroes take off.
At the White House, an infuriated Aquaman storms in. "Who are these…imposters? Where did they come from?"
Trump frowns. Whoever they are…we'll stop these…Sonic Disruptors! Our world view must come to pass!"
Next: ROCK, LIBERTY, AND JUSTICE