My gosh, but I am spewing out the fanfics right now! Yeah, this is a total crackfic. It was like 11PM when I got the idea last night, so that's why. I have no idea where this came from at all.

Disclaimer: If I owned FMA, I wouldn't be writing crumby crackfics like this.

She'd promised him, years ago when she'd first agreed to serve under him, that she would follow him into Hell and back if he wanted her to. That wherever he led, she would loyally follow behind him until the day she died.

Today, she was starting to regret making that promise to him.

"Sir, wait! Hold on a second! The door's not-" BAM! Thud! "-open yet."

Yes, she thought as she helped him to his feet and assessed him for any signs of damage, helping her blind commanding officer through his rehabilitation was definitely the worst kind of Hell imaginable.

Told you. Total crackfic. Leave a review anyway- I won't really mind flames on this one.

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