A/N: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! Haha! Time to grace FF.net with my school fics!! Well, it might not be exactly gracing to you guys, but it is to me! Now, this is the sequel to Lil' Zelda High School, and if you haven't read it, please do. This might make a little more sense if you do. ON WITH DA FIC!!
Disclaimer: Zelda Games: They are not mi-ine! Falalalalaaalalalala!
Hey! Lookie, down there! I've got a new line!
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Bzzzzzzzz!!!!
Link woke up, startled. He looked at his alarm clock, then threw his pillow at the almost dead bee on his window.
He stood up, and looked at the picture of (Zelda/Malon) on his wall. They had decided to take it a little bit slower, so they broke up. But they still once in a while 'hook up' to go out to eat or something.
He slowly stood up, took his shower, and got dressed. Today was his first day at college, and he wondered if anybody changed.
He walked by the stairs, but tripped on a soap bar, and fell all the way down. He got up, hit his head on a shelf, and got bitten in the rear by a Chihuahua. He yelped, and tried to run out the door.... But it was closed. He fell down, face-first into the Chihuahua's water bowl.
Nope. Nothing unusual had happened yet.
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Ruto quietly got up, and put on her black bobby socks. She wore them to show she was in mourning.
Japas had ran away-er, I mean... Moved away.
She decided to go after Link and Kafei again. She grabbed her bag, and headed out the door.
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Zelda, Malon, and Saria were walking down the road to their schools.
"So," said Zelda. "Saria. What are you gonna major in?"
"I'm going to be a teacher."
"Oh! Which college will you be going to?" asked Malon.
"Hyrule City University."
Malon and Zelda stared at her, then, something snapped.
"You're going to the city university?!?!?!" they squealed. "That's only for the smartest kids!!"
"Nu-uh! Ganon's going there too."
"They probably had pity on him."
"Yeah. Anyway, what are you two going to be?"
"Beauticians." they said together. "At Marina Academy."
Zelda looked around. "Hey, Malon. There's the academy. See ya later, Saria!"
"Bye!"
Zelda and Malon walked away, leaving Saria to walk the next block to her university.
"Hey! Saria!" She turned around, and saw Mido running up towards her.
"Hiya, Mido!" She gave him a peck on the cheek, and they both started walking to their colleges.
"So, which college are you going to again, Hun?" asked Saria. She and Mido had been going steady for the past three months.
"Freshwater. You're Hyrule City, right?"
She nodded. Pretty soon, they got to Hyrule City University, and Mido said good-bye, and left.
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Kafei walked into the Freshwater College after he had said good-bye to Anju.
He heard something crash to the floor, and turned his head in the direction of the noise.
There stood Link, who, apparently, had tried to help one of the teachers by carrying in a model skeleton. Skullkid was helping him pick them up.
"JEEZ, LINK. ALL I DID WAS SAY 'HI' TO YOU, AND YOU FREAKED OUT!!"
"Sorry, Skullkid."
Suddenly, Ruto came out of nowhere. "LINKY-BOY!! HOW NICE TO SEE YOU!!!!"
Kafei sighed. He thought he'd at least get a school without all these freaks. But instead, it was full of them.
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Ganon and Nabooru looked at the wanted poster posted on the tree.
It read:
Wanted
Ganon and Nabooru for theft.
$50 reward.
Nabby glared at it.
"Fifty bucks! I'm worth more than that!"
"You know what? I'm thinking that it wouldn't be such a good idea to go to the school, now."
"Uh, yeah. But hey, look at it this way, Luv. We're famous!"
"Yeah, but that's unfortunately famous with the cops all over the city."
"Yeah, so it has a few draw-backs?"
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A/N: OK, OK. It's not that funny yet, but will be soon, promise ^^ Anyway, how'd you like it so far?