A requested short-story from TruIdiot on dA. I thoroughly enjoyed writting this ^^

Part One

The blonde bunny stood there, arms crossed, foot and finger tapping at the floor and her cheek in unison. A pensive look covered her face as her green eyes swept across the dozen or so pairs of jeans lying on her bed.

A pair of dark brown eyes looked up at her curiously. "Lexi? What's the problem?" Cassidy voiced her question after several long moments of silence.

"These jeans." Lexi answered simply.

Cassidy gave her a confused look. As far as the red-head could tell, there was nothing wrong with any of the pairs of pants. In fact, a few were only a month or two old.

"None of them. Fit me." The rabbit answered. "Four are too big. The rest are too tight."

Cassidy cast a worried glance in the direction of Mairi. She knew very well that the rabbit could overreact when it came to her clothes. However, the lyre bird had no attention focused on the conversation. Oh no, her attention was on the plant that sat on Lexi's nightstand. She stared at it, as if trying to make it grow taller just by her gaze.

Cassidy sighed.

"I don't know what I'm going to do now! Ace and the guys are going out to a movie tonight. I can't go out looking like I'm wearing clown pants. And I can't get into those other ones." Lexi was starting to get a little hysterical.

"Lexi, I've got a few pairs of jeans you can borrow." Cassidy suggested, hoping to keep the rabbit calm.

Lexi stared at her blankly, then looked her up and down. "Uhhh... Cass, that's really nice and stuff... but... I don't think it will work."

Cassidy opened her mouth to speak, then swiftly closed it with a disgruntled look on her face. She had forgotten about the obvious height difference between the coyote and the bunny. "Yeah... well...alright then." She sputtered out.

It was then that Mairi reacted to the conversation between the two females. "Ha." She giggled, obviously pleased with Cassidy's ackwardness.

Cassidy facepalmed.

Lexi huffed, marching towards her bed one more time. She picked up the first pair, one that she had pointed out had been too tight, and tried - once again - to put them on. She managed to pull the pants half-way up her thighs before she had to stop. Flopping down on her bed, the female rabbit continued to try and pull the clothing up. She wriggled and squirmed, while Cassidy sat beside her, suddenly feeling rather ackward. She glanced to her right, towards Mairi. "I feel like we should help her, Mazz."

But, she received no reply.

"You're right, Mazz... She IS overreacting."

But, to the coyote's dismay, Lexi had not heard her, being too focused on her jeans.

After several minutes of struggling, the cream rabbit groaned in defeat, kicking off the offending article of clothing. "Arg! Nothing's working!"

"Why don't you wear the ones that are bigger?" Cassidy suggested innocently.

"But they're too big, Cass! I don't want to be looking like I'm wearing clown pants!" Lexi replied, obviously frustrated.

Cassidy silently rolled her eyes. "Listen, I think I have a pair of jeans that are a little long for me. I'll go find them, okay?" Without even waiting for a reply, Cassidy jumped to her feet and quickly left the room.

A few feet down the hallway stood Ace, leaning against the wall. Seeing the slightly annoyed look on the red-head's face, he winced. "Clothing emergency?"

"National emergency." She corrected, heading for her room.