T-Bone presents:
By: Travin
Yadda yadda, you know the drill. All respective characters are owned and copyrighted by their creators and such. So don't go suin' me!
Stuck In An Anime
Scene: Juuban. The Sailor Senshi are fighting a powerful youma. Unnoticed to them, a portal opens in the sky and a young man drops from it, crashing to the ground.
"Dammit! This one is tough!" Sailor Venus said as she saw the youma toss Sailor Mars around like a rag doll.
"Come on Sailor Moon! Use your beam!" Sailor Mercury called over to Sailor Moon, who was already charging up her attack. After calling out some crazy spiel about love and justice and punishment, she whipped her energy at the youma, turning it into dust. The girls, beaten and bruised, sighed in relief. Mercury looked around the deserted street, surveying the damage, when her eyes came across a body in a large impact crater.
"Oh no." she whispered. She ran over to the body, soon followed by the other girls.
"Is he…?" Sailor Jupiter asked hesitantly. Sailor Mercury was too shocked to answer. She put a hand over the boy's eyelids and closed them. The girls just stood there in shock. No one had ever died in their fights except the bad guy. But now a civilian boy, no, young man was dead. He was DEAD.
"We…failed…we…failed to protect him. It's all our fault." Sailor Venus said.
"C'mon we have to go. The police will take care of him." Sailor Mars said. "There's nothing we can do now."
There was a coughing sound behind them. They turned to look at the youth they had pronounced dead.
"Ugh. What hit me?" The boy sat up and rubbed his eyes. He looked about two or three years older than the senshi. He had dark uncombed hair that was mopped toward at the front, held with a black spotted yellow bandanna. He looked around until he came across the senshi. His eyes were as wide as saucers as a look of absolute terror ran across his features.
"Oh shit." He whispered. The senshi gaped at his recovery and looked to see absolutely no damage on him at all. He suddenly stood up and started backing away from the senshi.
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit! This can't be right. This is gotta be a dream. Oh shit!" he proclaimed while backing out of the crater. He looked at the crated and his fears seemed to deepen.
"Oh God it's real. Oh shit!" he almost cried.
""Hey are you okay?" Sailor Moon asked a little worried.
"Get back!" he shouted, jumping away, a good twenty feet away. The senshi's faces went pale. The boy suddenly looked distant for a moment. A sickly green aura flared from his body, ten feet into the air. He looked skyward and shouted at the top of his lungs.
"I'M STUCK IN AN ANIME!!!!! SHI SHI HOKODAN PERFECT!!!!!"
~END~
…or is it…?
Hehehe. A short little 'un. Had you going at the beginning making it all dramatic. =]
If you guys want, I can keep this thing going…
Yeah. It's so Ryoga.