EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
AMOS SLADE
VS
MILHOUSE
BEGIN
[AMOS SLADE]
ALRIGHT NERDY JACKASS LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT A HUNTER DO
FLIRTING WITH THAT BITCH LISA MAKE ME WANT TO SHOOT YOU
I'M THE BEST HUNTER WITH CHIEF AND COPPER
YOU WERE NOTHING BUT A KID WHO IS A FUCKING TROUBLEMAKER
DAMN YOUR GLASSES THEY'RE OLD AND LAME
CAUSING MAYHEM WITH BART YOU OUGHTA BE A SHAME
ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING WELL YOU'RE A HORSE
NO WONDER YOUR PARENTS GAVE A SHITTY DEVORCE
[MILHOUSE]
HEY I MAY BE A DORK BUT YOU'RE A FATHERFUCKER
TRYING TO KILL TOD WE'LL HE'S NOT A REAL KILLER
YOU SHOULD KNOW HE WAS NOT THE ONE WHO TRY TO KILL CHIEF
IT WAS THAT CRAPPY LITTLE TRAIN THAT HIT TO SPEED
YOU TREAT AN OLD LADY WIDOW TWEED LIKE A BITCH
THE ONLY THING YOU'RE GOOD AT IS HUNTING FOR SHIT
WELL I'M SMARTER THAN YOU AND I WILL SOON BE A COP
WHEN I ARREST YOU YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WILL BE STOPPED
[AMOS SLADE]
WELL SCREW YOU ASSHOLE I'M THE ONE WHO IN CHARGE
THE ONLY BADASS MAKER IS THAT BLASPHEMY BART
LISA LOVES NELSON MUTZ, RALPH WIGGUM, AND COLIN
YOU LOVE SAMANTHA WELL YOU'RE THE ONE TO SIN
I MAY HAVE LOST TODAY BUT I WILL WIN TOMORROW
I DON'T NEED A NERDY FREAK WHO GET BEATEN BY THOSE HOE
STEP ASIDE VAN HOUSEN I'M THE BEST IN TOWN
WHEN I SHOOT YOU WITH MY GUN YOU'LL BE GONE FOR NOW
[MILHOUSE]
HEY DON'T BE SO JERKY I'M NOT SUCH A NERD
YOU TRESSPASS INTO THE FOREST YOU WORSTLESS PREVERT
IT AGAINST THE LAW AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY
WHY DON'T YOU BE NICE TO TOD FOR A DAY
GODDAMMIT MR. SLADE YOU HAVE A BAD TEMPER
YOU'RE THE WORST HUMAN BEING ALMOST LIKE HOMER
I DON'T NEED YOUR CRAPPY ISSUE I'M GOING TO SCHOOL
YOU'RE A SELFISH DUMBASS I AM SO VERY COOL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE