Co: So yea~, it's been a really, really long time…and you thought I was dead…BUT I AM NOT…yet.

Erik: How nice. *rolls eyes*

Co: Ignore him, any who, here is my first Unit type, story, and thing. XD

Disclaimer: I do not, or will not, ever own Invader Zim.

CONGRATULATIONS you have just pursues a ZIM and GIR Unit. Please read the following directions to make sure you will make sure how to take care of them~!

Manufacture: Invader IRK Corp.

ZIM

Height: 3'12

Weighs: 86 pounds

GIR

Height: 2'11

Weighs: 94 pounds (added with all the Tacos and Waffles he eat)

It comes with…

2 Irken Uniforms

2 Human Disguise

1 How to build your own base kit

25 Tacos

45 boxes of Waffle mix

10 Piggy's

To activate your Unit's safely, we offer a few of the following options.

You can yell "Taco's" really loud, to activate you GIR unit which will wake you ZIM unit, but you might want to keep to box outside unless you want your house full of crate bits. If you are quick enough you can reprogram them.

Start making waffles, this will do the same as option one, but you will be eating waffles to know end. At least you can reprogram them if you wish.

If you have a DIB unit you can tell him there is an alien in there. It will wake your ZIM unit and they will start fighting. So you will have to wait to reprogram them AFTER the fight.

You can get one of your TALLEST units to him wake up. Then you can safely reprogram him.

If nothing happened during shipping, you can safely open it. Let's hope you are taller than you ZIM unit or he will not listen to you very well.

Now that you activated your Unit, here are settings~

First, you ZIM unit

Invader: This is one of ZIM default modes. He will start trying to take over the planet, and calling the tallest a lot. He will only listen to the Tallest in this mode. He will try to tell you what to do and if you don't listen he will tell you 'LIES' really loud.

Depress: This is another default mode if he has not talk to the Tallest in awhile or a DIB unit because they have not fought. (Or if you want you might want to get our Yaoi pack, if not, ignore this.) To get him out of this mode, you can comfort him, which will put him into his 'Friendly' mode, or you can get DIB to fight him.

Happy/Friendly: Another Default mode because he might have done something to please the Tallest or GIR did something right. If GIR did something right, you might want to send him back. Either way, you can get him into this mode by doing him what he wants, or helping him getting out of Depress mode.

Lust: This is one of his Locked and Yaoi pack modes. This is when he fall's for one of the units like the GAZ or DIB (Yaoi pack ONLY for DIB or any other male) Units.

Now, GIR

Random: This is one of GIR's default modes. He is just his normal random self that we all know and love.

Lovely: This is he goes all romantic on something like Taco's or Piggy's. He might also take a little brother like turn on you if you are nice enough.

Bloody GIR: This one is LOCKED for a reason, but it is really hard to unlock to begin with. We do not want to see GIR in this mode for he really MIGHT take over the earth/planet. To get him out in this mode, give him a taco, piggy, waffle, ect. But if none of these works, get a DIB unit that will fix it right up. *Manly because he has a big head. =3= *

Question and Answers/ Troubleshooting * because to me they are the same thing*

Q. I order a ZIM unit and I got a tall red eye alien. What happened?

A. Oh, we are sorry. We sent you a TALLEST RED unit. You may keep him for free as we ship you a new ZIM unit. No Refunds, so sorry.

Q. My GIR Unit started to talk about school and homework…what happened?

A. OH, I see you somehow got into his RARE HUMAN GIR setting. This should go away soon. If not, just tell him to play with a squirrel, fix's him right up!

Q. My ZIM and DIB unit started kissing and I didn't order the Yaoi pack! DX

A. O3O

Q. GIR keeps leaving the house and comes back way late.

A. GIR has a social life too you know, but if you want this to stop, tell GIR that if he does not you are cutting his waffle supply.

YAOI PACK

This Yaoi pack is a fun feature for all you boyXboy lover's. For this to be installed, you must have a GIR unit see what Yaoi is, and become his YAOI MATCH MAKER mode. We install this into GIR because he LOVES putting people together. This, match maker, already a feature is already installed into GIR, but we shall add the Yaoi pack into it. ^_^

With proper care and guidance, these two will be the great Units you will ever have…just make sure he does not explode the house. ^_^