EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
DORY
VS
PATRICK
BEGIN
[DORY]
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE WUSS TIME TO KICK YOUR LITTLE COCK
MY NAME IS DORY I HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS
I MIGHT FORGET THINGS BUT UNLEAST I'M NOT A DUMBASS
YOU TOOK SPONGEBOB NET WELL YOU ARE SUCH A BADASS
YOU COULDN'T WORK AT THE KRUSTY KRABS OR OPEN A JAR
EVERYONE DOESN'T LIKE YOU YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD
YOU GOT CHICKEN POX ALL OVER YOU YOU'RE A DAMN FATHERFUCKER
YOU COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF A CLAM WHEN IT WAS LONELY AND SADDER
[PATRICK]
HA DON'T BE A BITCH YOU DIRTY LUNATIC
YOU TREAT MARLIN AND KANK JUST LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
YOU DRIVE EVERYBODY CRAZY WHEN YOU FORGET TO REMEMBER THING
UNLEAST I REMEMBER STUFF THAT I DON'T HAVE TO BRING
I'M THE BEST STARFISH I'M THE KIND OF THE LAND
I'M A FAN OF BARNICLE BOY AND EVEN MERMAID MAN
YOUR PARENTS ARE JERKS AND YOU'RE A TROUBLEMAKER
IF YOU CAN SPEAK WHALE THAN YOU ARE WAY TOO CRAPPIER
[DORY]
OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT WELL YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CUTE
YOU WANNA FUCK MINDY WELL YOU KEEP DREAMING POOCH
COULDN'T PAY YOUR DAMN BILL WHEN YOU BUY A KRABBY PATTY
I WILL HAVE YOU KILL BY MY PEN PAL DESTINY
YOU CAN'T BEAT ME I CAN BUMP AND BITE YOUR DICK
NO WONDER YOU'RE FAT YOU COULDN'T GET A CHICK
SCARED OF GETTING CLEAN YOU LIVE IN THE SEA
THAT IS WHY YOU'RE A DUMBASS YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE
[PATRICK]
OH DON'T BE SO SURE YOU CAN'T BEAT ME
YOU GET ANNOYING EVERYTIME WHEN YOU WANT TO FUCKING SING
MY FRIEND SPONGEBOB IS BETTER YOU ARE DUMBER THAN NEMO
GO TO HELL LITTLE CUNT AND GO FUCK A NEGRO
I ONCE GOT A TROPHY FOR DOING NOTHING
YOU DON'T GET MANY CAREER YOU ONCE GOT STING
RACING AND BOUNCING OFF THE JELLYFISH IS LIKE A FUCKING SUICIDE
GO HOME YOU BITCH AND I HOPE YOU DIE
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE